It’s hotter than two rats fuggin in a wool sock down here! It’s times like these I dream about sitting on a beach, Tecate in hand and cooling off, far from this inferno. Sitting on a boat would be nice, too. Alas, the best I can do is sitting poolside tomorrow with the Mrs. celebrating [...]

Seriously, WTF is up with South Carolina? Is everyone there a distant relative of Forrest Gump or something? You guys eat lead-based paint chips? The mold and mildew eating away at your cerebral cortex? And I thought we had some assclowns in this state of mine. But fuck people, what’s wrong with you all? First, [...]

Last call for alcohol. Who needs a beer?

We’re taking wet blanket heavy, folks. Taking a time out from writing an in-class final for my MBA, I stumbled upon this little gem. So, Landis’ earlier veiled threats of writing a book while living behind a shack or some shit like that might just be coming out… From CyclingNews.com Cyclingnews.com has been sent a [...]

Needed a little study break from the books so headed out with some of the Fly V Australia riders this morning to stretch the legs. Boys were passing thru town, fresh off a Victory at La Vuelta de Bisbee, and now on their way to Tour of Gila. Damn nice bunch and awfully friendly. Sure [...]

Man, I sure hating seeing this stuff and I’m sorry to say that Jorge Alvarado, a Bahati Foundation rider, was struck and killed while on a training ride yesterday in Southern California. A San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman said Roraff, a high school senior, was traveling north on Greenspot Road at more than 70 [...]

Those Ritte boys sure are funn e. Nothing like adding a little a little extra flair to a scene that’s too PRO for you and I. So, what’s for lunch today? Best of luck to Snake the rest of the Rideclean/ PatentIt.com boys out at Redlands this weekend.

Nice toss.

Speaking of dopers, the International Court for Arbitration for Sport (CAS) has rejected Alejandro Valverde’s challenge to his two-year suspension from racing on Italian soil. Further, should the UCI decide to pursue this matter more openly, Valverde could face a global racing ban for up to two years. CONI investigators had acquired blood samples seized [...]

So Rock’s Dead and Flyod’s racing for Bahati Foundation Team. Never saw that one coming. I figured Floyd would be answering a few questions for Inspector Clouseau right about now or giving up racing to work for The Geek Squad, seeing as he’s dabling in IT these days… Landis will serve two roles – as [...]