. . . and I bought this.

My new favorite bike. It handles like a drunk camel, would easily carry a refrigerator, and stops about as fast as you can recite the Book of Leviticus. Cost: $225.00 right off the shop floor.
Erik B.

Famed beer author Michael Jackson (no no no, the other one) has died. The good news is that this officially means the top position for the best job on earth, which is traveling around drinking beer, is now available. Nevertheless, we at D.C., along with beer aficionados everywhere, extend our condolences to the [...]