Ommmmmmmm – In this line of work, asanas are reserved for the barstool, my shiva ain’t high and I sure don’t have much bhakti, but Continue reading Drunk Yoga is Aiiight
It’s a Thursday evening and one of those nights that takes a good amount of (mental) effort to get your lard ass to the trailhead, Continue reading Thursday Night Pedal
Here it is, the best bike in the world. Inspired by some nice people up in Washington and manufactured by some nice people in Taiwan, Continue reading The Best Bike In The World
If you do the internet thing and follow bike stuff, you’ve probably seen this meme: That meme sucks for two reasons: It implies that you Continue reading This Meme Sucks
Was having a chat with Dirty about the state of mountain biking, as two drunk dudes merely trying to wrap our heads around why the Continue reading Global Trail Fuckage
A couple years ago I wrote a post about crap you don’t need for the holidays and well, it’s that goofy time of year again Continue reading Bullshit You Don’t Need For The Holidays
Some get it, some don’t…but those who do are probably happier and more fun to hang out with. It certainly would be swell to ride Continue reading Transition…between bikes and beer.
…I don’t have a Ferrari right now. Yeti makes great bikes and Joey + Tyson + Slayer + boobs = straight baller. What more could you ask for Continue reading What’s the difference between a boner and a Ferrari?
Mud is the soft, sticky matter resulting from the mixing of earth and water. Mud is an inevitable enemy in off-road cycling, and while it Continue reading How to clean a stain
…and the more you get up, the more up you’ll be. Ben Moore phoned in with a message, “I had a few too many tequilas Continue reading The more you fall, the more you get up…