Been a whole lot of cheek kissin’ booty gabbin’ dick grabbin’ shenanigans going on lately, must be spring because endorphin levels are high and legs Continue reading Where’s the Outrage?
Dearest USA Cycling, You’ve released a clarification of the “rules” for us mountain bikers to abide by and only one thing comes to mind; it’s a Continue reading A Drunk Letter to USAC
The anticipated denial by Peter Sagan regarding allegations of groping a podium girl at the conclusion of yesterday’s Tour of Flanders is finally here. This Continue reading Peter Sagan Denies Groping
Here’s some stuff to help you get off on the right foot today. Dude dropping the clichés like they’re you company’s mission statement. You give Dirty enough whiskey, Continue reading A Tuesday Link Dump
You’ve probably already seen or heard of this story. And I can only hope you don’t come to Drunkcyclist for the latest “breaking news,” because Continue reading Songezo, Thou Ballst Hard.
An old man on a bicycle told me the hills would hurt, but going down would be delightful. He told me the rain would sting, Continue reading Old man, look at my bike, it’s a lot like yours was.
Registration is now live and spots are going fast. If you don’t know much about Grand Junction, take a look at Tuesdays With Dirty from when Continue reading NOW OPEN: Epic Rides Grand Junction Off-Road
George will start us off once again… (Transcript adjusted for relevance) Spring cycling used to mean something. It stood for biker attitude. Grimy faces and their torn up Continue reading Hey, don’t be a pussy.
Today, he showed the big boys how to ride fast in the rain. On other days, he shows supermodels how to ball like him. Sagan was a Continue reading Sagan Balls Hard
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, USA Cycling is fucking bullshit and you don’t need them. Our friend Barry tells the same Continue reading Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!”
2013 Grand Junction Off-Road Presented by U.S. Bank EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! Who’s ready to let their junk fly in Grand Junction? Epic Continue reading Epic Rides’ New Event – $20k Purse
Here in Wisconsin, and other bitterly cold regions of the world, it’s getting to that point in winter where we begin asking ourselves questions like, Continue reading Operación Grande Pesce