Since Juan Grande is a sick man (did anyone ever doubt it) somebody needs to step up around here. Damn. Looks like you’re left with me.
So last weekend we learned how they say Stallion in Switzerland: Cancellara. That man won it old-timey style.
I was a proponent, for awhile, of dirty racing – i [...]

It’s been so long since i’ve posted i’m surprised the site remembered me. My bad.
After enough beverages, i wanted to share this “morsel” from the NYTimes:
Mr. McCain traveled from Dallas to the White House for a hot dog lunch alone with President Bush in a private dining room off of the Oval Office.
You are [...]

19 year old steals truck, goes on bender.
Refueling’s a bitch.
he ran off, losing his shoes, and was later found under some bushes behind his home. at that time he blew a .165.
sucker.

More fathers of two month olds being hit by drunk drivers.
Concord NH Monitor…
Sometimes i wonder who’s winning the war; the cars sure win every battle. Other times i just want to crawl in a hole. This is one of those crawl in a hole times.
peace.

Something’s amiss here.
Since the beginning of July, more than 1 million acres of national forest land has been burned in Idaho and Montana. Whole communities have been evacuated. On any given night, 1000 Montanans are sleeping somewhere other than home as firefighters try to prevent more damage.
5% of Idaho’s public lands have burned this year [...]

In a better universe there would be more fetish sites for…
bike porn.
(look at that azz on that steel custom with all that campy…wough!)
Can I do any better than this? Here’s to pro-style, baby.
cheers boys.

2 hrs. 3,000 vertical feet.
2 beers and counting.
1 pack ramen noodles.
Wheat Thins, large quantities.
Ahhhh.

Alright, I’m going to level with you all here. Not funny, not cynical, not anything but the best for you. In fact, this is coming straight from the Drunkmenistan Department of Health and Cyclist Services.
Get fit.
And I don’t mean the gut. Get your bike fit checked out. I’m gonna tell you why my personal experience [...]

Floyd on the record, at Leadville, about the his future and the Tour’s future.
Floyd, man, the system doesn’t work? Or doesn’t it work because you got busted?
And i’ve always wondered about the Dale Earnhardt look you brought to cycling with those glasses and the low hats…your comments that all the organizations need to talk [...]

And make sure he’s DONE.
Boy Wonder’s bowing out. For his family. Or could it be the HEAT?
either way i hope he burns in hell. The damage done to our nation won’t be fixed for generations.

Flagstaffist here, back at the DC basecamp on the Plateau…likely the boys n girls are still finishing right now. the speedsters have finished, and results are trickling in…
Wiens repeats, with a time 15 minutes faster than last year. What’s that, 4 in a row?
Landis Second. with bloody bandages. If a crash screwed up Vino’s blood, [...]

Tricky Dick will be our esteemed prezident for a couple of hours tomorrow while Bush gets his ass examined during a colonoscopy. somewhere, there will be video. i just don’t want to see it on Youtube.
watch for something crazy to go down tomorrow. steam eruption in NYC? yeah, right. just keeping you on your [...]

i got an email today from USA Cycling. i’ve qualified to race the US MTB National Championships. Never mind, now, that i’ve raced my mt bike once this year, and got my ass handed to me. i’m semi-pro, baby, and anything goes. they want pack fodder. gotta make the start line look big.
The US MTB [...]

Activist judges? i’ll show those talk radio bitches some activist judges. the morons our moron president has sent into the Supreme Court.
Ooops. that kind of language probably isn’t even protected any more. it just hasn’t been challenged yet.
The Supreme court just released its findings in a couple-three cases – and they were 5-4 bitter [...]

The 2007 edition of the Dauphine is exceeding expectations. One team is standing out above the others: Astana.
Vinokourov, Kashechkin, and now Colom have made their mark on the race. The only racer close to making such an impression: Frenchman Christophe Moreau. It must be mentioned that no one’s walking away with this – there are [...]

Yeah. This’ll be cool. Sunday morning, Flagstaff is home to the Father’s Day Pancake Ride.
Seriously, it’ll be fun.
Flagstaffbiking.org is hosting a pancake, egg-scramble thing, belgian waffle eat-fest before a bunch of mountain bike rides take off. The food starts at 8:30, the rides start at 10. there’s a ride for anybody. A bunch of the [...]

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