Near-death experiences…
We can all make the joke about having them. Some of us more than others. (I’m looking in your direction, BJ.) What makes this site Continue reading Near-death experiences…
Author Archives: bikepunk
Mammaries and Memories.
I felt the need to share. In other news, 10 years ago I rode from Seattle to Washington DC. On a bike. 40 days of Continue reading Mammaries and Memories.
Remember…
Remember when you could ride your bike and not have fear of being killed by an irresponsible dick in an SUV? Remember when you could Continue reading Remember…
Gym Tan Laundry ?
Fuck a Guido. They got nuthin’ on this monster. I give to you HANNIBAL. also… After the horrible tragedy of 2013, the Tour de France Continue reading Gym Tan Laundry ?
One more…
As Judi expressed her opinion re: peachy desktops, I took it upon myself to add to the nonsense. From a pic I took ’bout 10 Continue reading One more…
All it needs…
…is a bike somewhere in it, and I’m set. Courtesy of Hawtness.
Mornin’ fellas
As I am ahead of many of you by around 7 hours, here are my most recent coffee ramblings… One. I used to live in Continue reading Mornin’ fellas
Snow ride
Decided to get off my fat lardy ass and get a ride in. Good for me, because I’m fat and lardy. Anyhow, I dug out Continue reading Snow ride
How’s the weather there?
That’s the question I get from family and friends more often than any other. Well, I’d say it’s pretty awesome and x-mas-y and butt-assed-cold. -11 Continue reading How’s the weather there?
Why Glenn Beck needs that sweater…
More at sketchy santas… —bp
My Double-B-El-Tee weighs a ton, son.
Yes, thats two layers of bacon. —bp
Skinny jeans versus goofy spandex…
Fuck you, hipster scum. THIS is how you trick. Update: Now with more embed.