Came across an article in the paper today about bikes. At the end was a link to what I presumed was one of the manufacturers of a cargo-bike. What I got was much cooler, in a way. Allow me to present to you, the loyal DC peruser, SMART MOVE.
„Smart Move“ presents us with the [...]

from the trusty Mrpedals…
From: mrpedal@xxxxx.com>
Date: January 8, 2008 12:22:14 AM GMT+01:00
To: Bike Punk <bikepunk@xxxxx.com>
Subject: If you don’t own a shotgun
get one now. And vodka to sterilize any injuries you may sustain……you know what’s next after this:

When Bodies No Longer Decay

Strange as it may seem, the dead have [...]

Stormfront-dot-org.
Yeah… THOSE assholes supporting him. Well, that says a whole lot right there, doesn’t it? Some choice quotes…
“Ron Paul would collapse the Jewish infrastructure in this country.”
“While Ron Paul does not really have much of a chance, WN should support him because the better he does the more exposure he can bring to issues that [...]

Interestingly, when I google’d it, I only found news on it from NON-US sources.
(EDIT: Now it has a few… sorry.)
I seem to remember Bush campaigning on something relating to oil… what was it…???
Bush Criticized Clinton Administration For High Gas Prices

Bush In 2000: Bush Blamed Clinton Administration For High Gas Prices; Promised “Immediate Relief” By Using [...]

This just in…
hey y’all
Registration for the Single Speed World Championships 2008 in Napa, CA, USA, will open on January 1, 2008, at 12:00 a.m. PST. We will post an on-line form for people to fill out and email to us soon. Again, registration does not open until January 1, 2008 at 12:00 a.m. Any emailed [...]

First I’d like to say I got 2 things for Christmas. Jack and shit.
This would be nice though.

Considering how infuriating the news is, and how much I really want to punch the TV/Monitor/kittens, this would come in handy. Yes it would.
Next up on the list is the snark required and focus demanded of me to [...]

Stumbled upon a good, if infuriating read in the online Vanity Fair about Bush’s economic legacy.
The administration crows that the economy grew—by some 16 percent—during its first six years, but the growth helped mainly people who had no need of any help, and failed to help those who need plenty. A rising tide lifted all [...]

Online Petition for equal prize money for female cyclists.
You can even use it as a pick-up line after at the bar. “Hey I just signed a petition to get y’all ladies equal prize money when y’all do your 20 mile loop. Howz about we go get a bit crazy in my pick-em-up truck?”
‘Well, sure [...]

I think some of the best films latel have been coming out of asia. Korea has some of the best, with ‘Old Boy’ and ‘The Host’ being two prime examples.
Then throw in a healt dose of HK films (Just about anything with Chow Yun Fat like Hard Boiled or The Killer ) and you are [...]

They suck
/rant.
“Germany Seeks to Ban Scientology
Dec 7th, 2007 | BERLIN — Germany’s top security officials said Friday they consider the goals of the U.S.-based Church of Scientology to be in conflict with the principles of the nation’s constitution and will seek to ban the group.
The interior ministers of the nation’s 16 states as well as [...]

In Bayern, you can have a traditional breakfast of Weisswurst with sweet mustard, a soft pretzel and a delicious Weissbier. (There is no lemon in beer. Lemon is for lemonade. Get over it.) Here I am in action last year when a friend came to visit.

Now that is a healthy breakfast, and you get to [...]

To all motorists who need a lesson in civility and sharing the road with us. Cyclists.
Local cycling enthusiast and road rage sufferer Tom Tiddnam has gone against his wife’s advice and decided to purchase a handgun to carry while biking.
“I’m so sick and tired of being run off the road and almost killed. I need [...]

From BBC news online :
‘Chinese’ tequila worries Mexico

Mexican tequila sells well in the US

Mexican politicians are demanding action to protect the tequila industry from Chinese competition. The lower house of Congress voted to urge the government to stop Chinese firms patenting maguey – a type of agave cactus [...]

This has got to be the most patshit crazy idea I have heard of since Perot got in the game back in the day.
Kucinich considers Paul as running mate. 
“I’m thinking about Ron Paul” as a running mate, Kucinich told a crowd of about 70 supporters at a house party here, one of numerous stops throughout [...]

First up “You have the most beautiful ass in the world”
Vids below the fold:

From 40-29 TV :
CENTERTON, Ark. — The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.
Centerton Mayor Ken Williams said he has been living under an assumed name for nearly 30 years. He had been mayor since 2001.Williams told authorities he was born [...]

A few posts down, someone made the random comment about ‘Buy Nothing Day’. Drunken Biker seemed to take offense to this random comment and posted…
Buy nothing day ??
Good Gawd….liberals get more and more irrelevant with each passing day.
Religious wars, famine, genocide, etc, etc, etc and the best these nit-wits can come up with is [...]

Let’s give more guns, bombs training to a group of people not necessarily in tune with our political wants or needs.
WASHINGTON: A new and classified American military proposal outlines an intensified effort to enlist tribal leaders in the frontier areas of Pakistan in the fight against Al Qaeda and the Taliban, as part of [...]

No, seriously… I lived there. I know firsthand how crazy they can get. It look as though it runs in the family.

Lance’s Daughter Shows, Tells Olsen

CLASS CLOWNS Ash, Lance
Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell. But not Lance Armstrong’s daughter. Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker’s young daughters (he has twins) [...]

Somehow I saw it coming down to this. Arresting real veterans, while the guys who get deferments; the guys who never saw any action; the guys who are sending friends of this website to fight and die in a god-forsaken far-off land sit back and utter placating platitudes, saying words like ‘Honor’, ‘Duty’ and ‘Respect’ [...]