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Boonen won the E3
Prijs Vlaanderen today. He was the even money bet at 1
1/2 to 1.
And he'll be the heavy favorite next weekend in Flanders as well.
The only action is who'll fill up the other podium spots. The
top rungs already been sewn up.
Link dump:
[home run ball] cjrdaily.org
[determination, insight, ingenuity] latimes.com
[good times]
chick.com
[so fucked] chick.com
[a man and his bike. sorta.] latimes.com
Today's email:
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From: Tomas
Subject: caught myself lusting at my Dawg
Since the time change this spring its been pretty windy around here,
so I've been mountainbiking more than paddling or road cycling.
Of course the trails are still pretty wet. Been out six times the
last two weeks.
Often times people meet at our house and we ride from here. Other
times we car pool to a trailhead depending on the ride. I rode alone
yesterday, driving to a trailhead and riding from there.
Returned to my truck late, just me and the few remaining rays of
daylight, muddy and utterly exhilarated. Just a great ride. Wonderful.
My truck was on empty so I drove down the two lane road to a lone
gas station. As my F-150 thirstily gulped up the Texas Tea, I stared
at my bike, strapped upright in the truck bed, front tire tight
to the cab. Covered in the glorious mud of Galbraith Mountain from
our evening's ride. The same mud that covered my mountainbike shoes,
splatterred up my Patagucci silk weight long johns, my Kokatat board
shorts and my favorite bike jersey. Yeah, I guess we shared the
same mud.
I suddenly realized that I was staring at my Kona Dawg Primo the
same way I stare at my Fiancee after a good long roll in the hay.
The Dawg had mud all over it, like a woman's "just had sex" telltale
hair do. Woman look great with that hair do. Actually, I prefer
that hair do.
The bike was quiet and still now. Resting. Tame. Content. Just minutes
ago it was wild with motion, suspension flexxing, cranks churning,
tires taking the force of the energy yet holding course thru the
twists and turns and the mud. Focus, power, speed, intensity. Harmony.
Just the two of us flying thru an amazing setting.
I caught myself lusting at the gorgeous lines of the sloping top
tube, the mud filled four bar linkage suspension system, the muscular
Tomac Signature Series tires, and the notion that even though I
knew that I was standing beside my truck staring at my bike, part
of my consciousness was still in the previous moment, rippin thru
the trails on that same bike.
Now she rested. She didn't see me watching. Her five inch rotors,
her Fox Float RLC. Then I caught myself staring. I chuckled outloud.
Later that night, after a nice long roll in the hay with my Fiancee,
I caught myself staring at her the same way I stare at my Dawg Primo
after a good long ride on the muddy mountain. No shit. |
Happy
Friday.
Tomorrow starts the weekend. And April is coming at us fast.
Spring. Warm weather. The Classics. Riding.
All the good stuff.
I can't wait. This winter shit is so last year. It snowed
again her yesterday. Sure, it's not nearly enough to make up for
the drought we're currently in and the entire forest will undoubtedly
burn down this summer. But I still hate me some snow.
And so it goes.
Registration for the 2007 Singlespeed World Championships is this Saturday
at midnight. I have no idea what time it'll be in Arizona, or
anywhere else in the US when all hell breaks loose. Entry is limited.
Check it out at: sswc2007.com.
And, yes, DC is a sponsor of this fine event.
Link dump:
[blogness] highclearing.com
[old pueblo] basecampcomm.com
[is this for real?] metacafe.com
[it starts with one] prospect.org
[prepare to fall down] metacafe.com
[check it out] konaworld.com
[near hotlanta?} farm1.static.flickr.com
[I gotta hire this guy] cyclingnews.com
[gios. fucking cool.] gios.it
Today's email:
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From: Gypsy
Subject: Surprise! Rove breaks the rules again...
boingboing.net/2007/03/28/white_house_subpoena.html
All we need is the guy that hacked into Paris Hilton's phone to
do the same with Mr. Rove...
I wonder if he has any naked pictures of himself on there...
On second thought, keep that guy the hell away from Rove's blackberry...
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You just know a brother like Rove is into some real fucked up shit.
Just look at that fat bastard. He has sex with children.
I wrote Z-Boy and congratulated him for finishing second at Redlands,
a scant 10 seconds back.
And, of course, since he finished second by ten seconds, I had to wait
a few days to email him. You can't do that too soon, you know.
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From: Z-Boy
Subject: Re: Ten seconds?
Ya. Ten seconds. And I was attacking the hell out of Baj in the
last 20km of the race. Good racing. It was fun sticking it to Moninger.
Even if he could be my grandpa I still enjoy beating him.
Jonny. Tour of Georgia. I'm going to be kicking some Euro ass out
there. I will be enjoying it.
Greg Randolph is my hero. |
He's even posted a race report on his blog. Tonight even. Can you belive
it? It's like the guy enjoys typing shit all of the sudden.
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From: Tony Bagadonuts
Subject: Tell Chopper to open the damned bottle of Chimay
BJ,
Nice interview with Greg Randolph. Props to him for living the good
life (since he was 10). We should all be so fortunate.
My only problem is with the pic you posted. It is extremely difficult
to enjoy wonderful ale brewed by Trappist monks if you fail to remove
the cork. C’mon Chopper, you know better.
Really, I’m just jealous that I don’t have a Chimay (opened of course)
in my hand….or a sweet job with Smith….or mad bike skills…Etc. |
You know Tony, the undiscerning eye might have missed that small detail.
But not you my friend. Not you.
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From: Big Tex
Subject: Great Randolph Interview
juan grande,
I loved the Randolph interview. I didn't know him well and for sure
not enough to call him Chopper. I got to start on the same line
as him a few times. He's a 100%er for sure.
At Gila one year, I got in a break with him and Jackass Justin during
the 40 lap crit. We got good rhythm going and Randolph kept asking
us for more and to put it all in the bag. Fearing for the bitch
of a day called the Gila Monster Stage the next day, I went back
to the pack. Jackass Justin stayed with him till Randolph dumped
him and leapt across to the pack lapping the field. Randolph won.
Jackass Justin hung on for 2nd. Next day, 100 degrees of New Mexico
heat (race used to be in June), Randolph and BoB Roll turned left
at the Cliff Dwellings turn with Roll saying "The race is going
right so that only leaves me with a left." I think Jackass Justin
finished that day at some point. I can see him now riding that golden
"Y" bike, mouth open begging to be squirted by the fire hoses as
he climbs that oven of a climb called the Sapillo. If you look real
close you can probably see the Gnome sucking his wheel. |
Anytime Jackass suffers, I win.
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From: Erik
Subject: Racing in Guam
So here is a late race report coming in from Reno eNVy after racing
in middle of the Pacific Guam Feb. 10. The race was only three laps
at 1.5 miles a lap ( being from this region I'm used to, and expecting
8-12 mile laps) but plenty of short steep climbs and quick short
descents (what do you expect for a place that has a high point of
250'.) The race started out fast as races usually do with several
guys shooting their wad in the first mile . I work it and manage
to fall into a comfortable pace I could sustain for two plus hours
then I round the corner to see the start/finish line a quarter mile
ahead, shitty. Start hammering for the last two laps/twenty minutes
of the race and manage to pick off one or two more to finish up
in 10th overall 4th in age group and only singlespeed.
later
em
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So,
what'd you do today?
Me? I bagged an interview with Greg
Randolph.
Not bad eh?
Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Link dump:
[wtf] dea.gov
[you're a drunk when] moderndrunkardmagazine.com
[bush is clueless] electioncentral.tpmcafe.com
[redlands was hot] velonews.com
[rove is fucked] talkingpointsmemo.com
[deep corruption of the justice system] andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com
Today's email:
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From: Lovedawg
Subject: Agency for Cycling Ethics Cycling Kit Offer
Jonny,
if you could please give these guys (ACE) a blurb or some kinda
love it would really be appreciated by all. ACE is the best thing
we have going in the US to ensure clean racing:
agencyforcyclingethics.com
and they are partners with RIDECLEAN for this purpose.
Please read below:
agencyforcyclingethics.org/ACEKit/ACEKitAD.html
Your friend,
Lovedawg |
And to think I've been misspelling his name all these years...
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From: beeter
Subject: nobody wants Wal-Mart
big,
It's beautiful. Wal-Mart was proposing to develop the land of the
former Dixmont State Hospital near Pittsburgh into the ever-so-needed
next Superstore. But discovering the land contained the graveyard
of the hospital and recent major rockslides on the property, "Wal-Mart's
person was looking at alternative sites" according to last week's
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
People are crediting the ghosts for driving off the corporation
of evil!
kdka.com/topstories/local_story_292190401.html
Background on the Wal-Mart purchase, and a photo gallery:
opacity.us/site60_dixmont_state_hospital.htm#gallery98
Ahh, memories of the days at Byberry.... What better a place to
party as an underage punk?
opacity.us/locations/#site10
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It's a good afterlife when even the dead hate Wal-Mart.
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From: Charlie
Subject: Classics
My horse for the classics, pretty confident he is sauced to the
gills, but what they hell. I'm starting to think of pro cyclists
as the "open" class at tractor pulls.
Tom Boonen's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April
2nd; no one fools Tom Boonen.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Tom Boonen can piss his
name into concrete.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Tom Boonen can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Tom Boonen's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Tom Boonen once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The
Islands.
When Tom Boonen walks into a dark room, he turns the darkness
off, not the lights on.
Tom Boonen counted to infinity - twice.
Tom Boonen can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Proudly lifted from some Chuck Norris site-Damn imagine getting
karate kicked by Boonen...
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Ever notice you never see Tom Boonen and Chuck Norris at the same time?
Like maybe they're really the same guy?
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From: eDLoNNiE
Subject: Paris Roubaix
Jonny,
A big "hell yes" on your props to the classics. Last year, I was
so engrossed in Paris Roubaix (and drinking beer), I didn't see
my wife drive up in the driveway. I heard my brand new Scion Xb
start up & thought someone was stealing it! I jumped up off the
couch & tried to run to the side door: the only problem was, I wasn't
wearing shoes & my socks slipped on the kitchen floor, causing me
to violently headbutt the fridge. End result: a giant gash on my
forehead as I went out to the driveway to see my wife moving my
truck to put her car in the garage. GOD BLESS THE CLASSICS!
eDLoNNiE
Lincoln, Nebraska |
That is a good classics story. I'll try to top it this year by throwing
myself through a window.
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From: Joshua
Subject: It's on again - The 12 Hours of Power!!!!!
Jonny,
Last year we partied so hard at the NZO 24 hour in Sydney that it
hurt.
Actually, it really hurt on Sunday morning, but only because
at 6pm the day before we all called it quits and hit the beer
supplied by our sponsor, CBD cycles in Kent Street, Sydney. Actually,
some of us hit the piss before the gun went off!
So, by 6am Sunday (when we started again) we were all seeing
strange things (apart from double). Triathlon and “Suited and
Zooted” onespeeding, wrestling suits and the tallest, blondest,
hottest underwear lap you’ve ever seen.
Joe
wasn’t sure about the free beer!
Our
sartorial elegance.
State
XC champ, runner up downhill, onespeeder, firefighter – all this
and single!
So, this weekend, it’s on again. A hot lineup – seven teams of
four, 120 litres (that’s 30 gallons) of beer, a barbeque and a
bike race.
The theme is “1980, Tight and Bright” which puts the youngsters
at no disadvantage (since they seem to think it’s cool to look
like an idiot in fluoro!). But for those of us that were there
the first time, it’s a laugh.
Beer is provided by CBD, Balmoral Boards and Serfas. Coffee by
Belaroma. Organised by Bike_13 with support from Stu at BrightOrangeEvents.
By Tuesday I should be lucid. I’ll let you know how it went. |
Another
day in paradise. Or something like that.
We're just around the corner from the most important month of the entire
year for unapologetic Classic Junkies like me. I absolutely love
this shit. These are the races that mean the most to me.
Big men who can turn a huge gear and ain't afraid of pain.
In short, my kind of people.
We've got the following waiting at the gates:
April 8th Ronde van Vlaanderen
April 11th Gent - Wevelgem
April 15th Paris - Roubaix
April 21st Liège - Bastogne - Liège
April 22nd Amstel Gold Race
April 25th La Flèche Wallonne
There are a few other good races I didn't mention in there as well.
Like that little thing they do down in Georgia. It's all
good.
But the Classics are what I'm looking forward to. And once their
past, I really only have the Giro and a few last season races to get
excited about.
Lance Armstrong pretty much ruined the Tour for me these past hundred
years. The heavy favorite shows up with the best team money can
buy, lets some 19 year of French/Italian/whatever punk warm up the jersey
for a few days and then destroys all comers on the first mountain stage
and all the time trails.
Bor-ing. It was about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Link dump:
[tunes] myspace.com/davedresden
[tunes] myspace.com/preteshrecords
[ball + cheese = fun] flicklives.blogspot.com
[goodbye sky islands] nytimes.com
[the toto of liberty] nyvelocity.com
Today's email:
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From: Marty
Subject: Great Race Weekend for the Boys...
Congrats to Brian "Hamfist" Forbes and Doug Loveday on their victories
for RideClean (yeah baby!) in the Tumacacori road race today in
the Pro 1,2 and the Mens 35+ divisions...
After Hammy's solo move gained 5 min. (!!) and was brought back,
there was a counter-attack. Who would have thought Hammy would counter
his own move? ...(tactics are SO confusing!)... I had a great view
of the policework being done by Sherpa and SnakeMan. They were covering,
blocking, policing and bitch slapping anyone foolish enough to put
their nose in the wind. Paid off too --- Jake picked up the 2nd
place --- not bad for a day's work, eh?
And my man LoveDAWG...making it look easy...as far as I could tell
as I watched his figure recede into the distance in front of me
before I packed it in. Hats off to JD the Dental King for the early
break and to Rick and TODD THE SUPERMODEL for his Monster Pulls
to set up Doug. Nice. Nice.
and once again...
Nice. |
Those boys are special. Like the special olympics.
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From: froboy
Subject: another slow day at the shop
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Damn. That's just mean.
Happy
Monday. Or something along those lines anyway.
Today I am tired. Not like "rode by bike all weekend" tired.
Because it's been so long, I don't even remember what that's like anymore.
This is more like "big weekend of fun" tired. Friday
was the rehearsal and dinner combo; Saturday was wedding time, hang
with the boys, pictures, etc; Sunday was a drive down to Phoenix and
back for my niece's birthday party.
Today I feel as though I belong in a graveyard.
Link dump:
[oh shitty] fair.org
[mr. 60%] cyclingnews.com
[great bike seat] buzzhumor.com/Girl_Enjoys_Her_Bike_Ride
[nahbs pics] web.mac.com/NAHBS/Photographs.html
[it just keeps getting better] talkingpointsmemo.com
Today's email:
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From: Lovedog
Subject: Thanks to all RIDECLEAN Team sponsors!
Thanks everyone for all your support!
The team is off to a great start:
EVENT PLACE CATEGORY
Swiss Crit: 3rd Pro 1-2, 1st 35+
Usery Pass TT: 3rd, 4th Pro 1-2
Usery Pass RR: 1st, 7th, 9th Pro 1-2, 2nd Cat 3
Mc Dowell: 3rd, 4th, 9th Pro 1-2, 1st Cat 2, 1st 30+, 2nd, 3rd
40+
Sonoita - Patagonia Time Trial: 1st 45+
Sun Devil Crit: 5th Pro 1-2, 1st 30+
Valley of The Sun SR: 1st Cat 3
Copper Valley SR: 2nd, 5th, Pro 1-2, 3rd 45+
Scottsdale GP: 8th Pro 1-2, 2nd Cat 2, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 30+
Hungry Dog Crit: 1st, 3rd, 4th Pro 1-2, 1st, 2nd 30+
Without your generous help it couldn't happen!
With gratitude,
Team RIDECLEAN
Photo below: 2007 Scottsdale Grand Prix Results 30+
1st Rob Alvarez-Sherpa
2nd Brian Forbes-Hamfist 352
3rd Jake Rubelt-Snake
Photo: Clayton Peck
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Good looking out, Gentleman. I'm proud to be a sponsor.
You
know what I hate? When you inevitably reinstall all the software on
your machine 'cause shit tanks and that's how the world works these
days, run two discs worth of Microsoft office shit and think you're
done. The some stupid excel spreadsheet tanks without autosaving anything
and you spend the next twenty minutes trying to figure out what in the
hell you just added that isn't there anymore.
Big fun.
So, you have to dig out the fucking disc again to install the "autosave"
plug in, 'cause installing two discs worth of bloated Microsoft bullshit
doesn't include something useful like autosave
Useful? How 'bout fucking mandatory. You think I want to be tapping
keystrokes like a mindless drone and have it all fucking disappear on
me? You'd think "autosave" would be pretty automatic. Like
auto-install of an auto-option.
What the fuzuckle arbuckle?
Link dump:
[freire wins milan-san remo] velonews.com
[no way…] theksbwchannel.com
[the apple irack] youtube.com
[read] studentsforafreetibet.org
[bye bye gonzo moment?] talkingpointsmemo.com
That's it, I'm out.
Happy
Friday.
Tonight I'm off to Fitty's rehearsal dinner. The wedding tomorrow.
It's scheduled to be outside and it's been raining on and off
for two days now. Send positive vibes this way. A little
sunshine would be good about now.
Weddings are fun. And when it's good friends, it's good times.
And, yes, I'll be all tuxedoed out for that one. And I make that
shit look good.
Link dump:
[check it] capwiz.com
[more handmade bike pics] dirtragmag.com
[wtf] azcentral.com
[wft # 2] theregister.co.uk
[candy mountain] youtube.com
[coolness] johnledyard.com
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From: Christian
Subject: Gestapo Police
Jonny,
This is totally fucked up. The cops here in Colorado Springs have
arrested 35 people at the St. Patrick's Day parade. According to
people at the parade, there was no violence and the cops used force
to stop them. Check out teamfubar.spaces.live.com
I have a link to a news story about it there as well. |
No beuno.
Somehow I knew that wasn't a leisurely stroll type of weekend. That
was racing pure and simple. And you sure he ain't the cat in all
the Trek gear? tristanschouten.blogspot.com
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From: nate
Subject: listen to this: Tom Delay
Ahoy. If you missed this, have a listen. If you heard it, listen
again.
npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=8991717
Talk about your bassackwards, crooked, self/party-centered politicians.
There are these sorts all over, democratic and republican alike.
This guy is just so self-diluted that he has no problem saying these
things out loud. These people don't understand who/what they are
supposed to represent and why we even have elections in this country.
Also, see the Bolton interview on the Daily Show. There's another
politico with a skewed interpretation of our democracy.
To make my position clear: elected officials are not there to represent
the interests of those who voted for them. The democratic system
of electing officials is designed so that there isn't a specific
group that places officials in offices to represent their views.
Once in office, elected officials are supposed to represent the
values of the constitution and do what is in the best interest of
the entire country, not the small majority that supposedly elected
them based on a very few number of key issues. This pisses me off,
especially because these elected officials are supposed to have
a better understanding of our democracy than we do; that's why we
elect them, right? They certainly know how to use the system to
push a small personal agenda right on through. These people are
typically capitalists with immense wealth. They do not really care
about what our system of government is supposed to stand for or
how it's supposed to function. end of rant. |
The one nice thing I can say about Tom Delay is he can sure stay on
message. That guy never goes off course, he just sticks to the talking
points and keeps hammering away the same bullshit lines. He probably
figures if he keeps saying it enough, it'll be true.
Has an old familiar ring to it, doesn't it?
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will
eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such
time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic
and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important
for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth
is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is
the greatest enemy of the State.” Joseph Goebbels
Filler
like it was still yesterday. Man oh man. I've been mad busy trying
to get together the latest issue of the Bi-Opic for Flagstaff Biking.
It's a labor of love, really.
And it's still all about the filler. Oh, registration is wide
open for the Whiskey. Get at it or you might miss out.
This next picture is simple inexcusable. Such bad taste.
Really. You'd think I'd be above this like this.
Well, I'm not. Just look at it and say: "Yarrr Tuggy!"
Say it with me. Yarrr. Tuggy.
I
am so sick of that lying bastard. I cheered for the guy, I believed
in him. But when it got to "Believe Tyler" I was out.
Done. Kaput. That was the line I could not cross.
Take for example, "...the cases of Santiago Pérez
and Tyler Hamilton, who both tested positive to homologous blood transfusion
- same blood type, different donor. Allegedly, they were both clients
of Fuentes and their blood was stored in his refrigerator."
Yeah. It's like that. Read on;"... the only
plausible explanation; that the blood bags had been confused and that
the both cyclists were lucky that their blood groups were compatible.
To date, former teammates Hamilton and Pérez are the only two
cyclists to have tested positive for homologous blood transfusions."
Source: cyclingnews.com
The only thing wrong with that pic is it makes pirates look bad.
And that's what I believe, kid.
And I am so going to hell. Immediately upon death. I don't even
think I'll be getting any face time with Saint Peter. It's straight
southbound for a brother like me.
As it should be. As it should be.
Link dump:
[the game is afoot!] tpmmuckraker.com
[snow job] cbsnews.com
[wal mart follies] kvoa.com
[guess what's in my pants] glumbert.com
[blogness] whoisioz.blogspot.com
[hummer down] 9news.com
[damn] nytimes.com
[yeah right] hardware.slashdot.org
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From: Chris
Subject: Filler?
did you mean this kind of filler?
youtube.com
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Yeah, that'll work.
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From: Tom
Subject: Single Speed Rally
Yo Big Jonny,
The single speed rally that you posted about a week or so ago went
down this weekend in Cary, NC. Good stuff right there. Check out
the small video from the event, which does not do it justice at
all. Hopefully, more to come later. I hope that it's freakin' huge
next year.
youtube.com
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Good looking out. Looks like fun from where I'm sitting.
And check this one out too.
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From: Kate
Subject: grab 'n' git
Hey Jonny!
The 4th Annual Gravel Rouser Grab N Git was this weekend, and I
told ya I'd send you pictures of the completed number plate! Here
is the plate, and also a link to pictures from the weekend! It was
a great time, as always.
Pictures: orangek8.com/journal/2007/march/16.html
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Looks like another good one.
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(The use of the work "filler" over and over again is on purpose.
I have nothing at all to say right now that's worth a damn. And
that in and of itself is saying something...)
Link dump:
[blogness] recoveryjoel.wordpress.com/hard-realizations
[bush the shitbag] talkingpointsmemo.com
[yo, it's on] tpmmuckraker.com
[booyah] salon.com
[snow job] tpmmuckraker.com
[blogness] tomi-mcmillar.blogspot.com
[show trials] whoisioz.blogspot.com
[eco-warriors unite] proteinwisdom.comindex.php
[fucked up] theagitator.com
[retarded] thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com
Time
flies when you're having fun. Or, in my case, no fun at all.
Ok, I'm lying through my teeth. Life is good.
Could it be better? Sure. Who among us can say it can't? Could it be
worse? Yes. It could be far worse.
One day at a time, baby. One day at a time.
Link dump:
[toto time] nyvelocity.com
[blogness] lolololatyou.blogspot.com
[blogness] pop77.com/blog
[I might be gay... continued] myspace.com/villeneuvemusic
[its settled; I'm gay] profile.myspace.com/index.cfm
[blogness] pudgycyclist.blogspot.com
[clusterfuck nation] jameshowardkunstler.typepad.com
Today's emails:
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From: Sideburnz
Subject: 4 hummer pile up
I was riding to work today when I happened upon no less than 4 hummers
that had managed to crash into each other (35 W and 4th st, Minneapolis).
Needless to say I had to ride home and get my camera. I laughed
all the way to the bike shop.
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I won't be shedding any tears over that one. And good work on the photo.
Shit like that deserves to be immortalized.
Dumbass fucking Hummers... fuh2.com
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From: Ethan
Subject: Dream Ride for Humanitarian Orgs
Hey Big Jonny,
I've been reading Drunk Cyclist for a few years now. Great stuff
man.
A buddy of mine is organizing this long distance ride called the
"Dream Ride" to raise money for humanitarian organizations working
on a variety of issues (global poverty, HIV&malaria in Rwanda, disaster
relief, secondary school education in Kenya etc..) I am sending
you a link in the chance you might want to link to it on your site.
Although there are already tons of rides to raise money for different
causes, this ride is pretty sweet because its relatively small group
of people and will be a serious adventure. There are actually two
different ride routes. Transcontinental from Seattle to Boston and
a shorted ride from Boston-Montreal-New York. At this point we are
looking for interested riders who care about these issues and want
a challenge over the summer.
Check it out at dream-ride.org
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Consider that shit linked, kid.
Check out this next one.
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From: Mike
Subject: Booby Traps in Marin by public agency
Hey Jonny, first time writing you. Wanted to let you know about
some bullshit shenanigans by a public agency in Marin just north
of SF who thought booby trapping trails closed to bikes was worth
a try. What's a few decapitated or impaled mtn bikers when you have
such a noble mission as keeping some people from enjoying open space,
right?
Hope your recovery is going good enough. I was hit by a drunk driver
while on my motorcycle a couple years ago. She sent my ass flying
50-60 feet, then tried to drive away pushing my motorcycle in front
of her until a witness caught up with her and stopped her with his
car. If I was more religious, I'd say it was a miracle I came out
as good as I did. Her punishment though? Misdemeanor drunk driving.
As light a punishment as she could get even though I could have
easily died or been paralyzed. No wonder people feel free to turn
off their brain and drive like shit, or have a few too many before
driving....the system won't recognize that cars can be weapons in
the hands of shitheads. What if I walked down the street shooting
a gun in the air? If I haven't hit anyone, what's the harm, right?
Well, that's the "logic" people seem to embrace with driving.
team.motionbased.com/marin-county-booby-traps
marinij.com
Bounce back strong. Great website. |
What do they want to do, kill someone?
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From: SnakeHawk
Subject: Saint Fartrick's Day
We had a nice time tonight writing limericks, having a stew by the
pot, doing a reaky shot of irish whiskey, and watching a game of
sports; not unlike any other American bunch of assclowns celebrating
the days prior to what made us unique today. Pre melting-pot woes.
The whitest of us in this land get together on this day and make
excuses for drunkenness in it's most inherited form: the notion
that once before us on this land stood noble ancestors, salt from
the journey still between their toes, celebrating the thread of
common cheer: the land from whence they came. And some punter with
a magical fucking flute who tore from the land all the serpentine
creatures, rendering it safe for generations of hole-probing youth
and misguided foot travelers.
But tonight I stood amongst blood of the same celebratory ilk, nary
a thought of the past in mind. We huddled around the Auld Weber
Grille, top astrewn far from flaming sight, to watch logs burn and
simply be friends in its glow, speaking of the fineities of moderne
civilization and the ways in which we appreciate it. Laughter was
being passed around the orange circle of warmth in lieu of a joint
(as the next generation of us was present), and we rejoiced in the
accomplishments of our age. Those being the ingenuity required to
successfully build a rocket upon which one could attempt to soar
across the length of a body of water. Not for science, mind you,
but for laugher, for the outcome has long since been proven. Other
accomplishments need not be mentioned, for as I sit here typing
in a box that may be read by a meager but important few, I realize
that I wear upon my skin this eve, the accomplishment of a lifetime.
I sit here typing this not in an attempt to redefine the stupid
holiday which we so blindly observe year after year, but rather
to shine a new light in which it could be seen. I reek of the fire
around which we gathered. It reminds me of all prior fires, and
all of the conversations that happened to take place around them.
This simple and completely identifiable odor is one that instantly
links me to my true heritage: The garden-raised American that I
am. Having been fortunate enough to embark on weekend quests for
tranquil, inebriated, and truth-telling circles of friendship on
practically whatever soil we chose, My dearest friends and I will
be snapped into the highlight reels of our lives when bringing home
this smell. Every pinecone, crushed can of beer, cigarette butt
flicked carelessly into the coals has stood not as a mark of time,
but as a mark of my heritage. A moment preserved in my mind forever
as one that I pray my children will get to experience in this country
as well.
That is to say, if only they will realize that the only good thing
of a cig is the flicking it into the fire part. And the best thing
to drink on Saint Pat's is Wild Irish Rose, brewed in Chanadaigua,
New York.
HighLife & Hotpants,
Snakehawk. |
Sunday
without football is just, well, Ok. I guess. Sorta. And I'm talking
about it on Monday. Go figure.
We've got college basketball out the ying yang, if you're into that
sort of thing. I was watching the WSU Cougars go double overtime against
Vanderbilt Saturday night. And it was a pretty good game. Then
either a) the phone rang b) I saw my shadow or c) I had to take a piss...
and I didn't watch the game end. And I didn't give it a second
thought.
Yeah, I found it really captivating I guess. Just like the rest
of television. Evil black box that it is...
Link dump:
[new doping investigation in belgium] velonews.com
[the walking cadaver] usnews.com
[bitch'n] goodweatherforairstrikes.com
[coolness] shotsringout.com
[i might be gay] myspace.com/femmesfatales
[very cool] shocker.club.fr/music.html
[more of the same] beam.to/cosmodrome
A real music angle to tonight's links. Go figure. Enjoy.
That dopplebanger
shit is not to be missed. They got a, what do you call that shit, a
mashup? Whatever. They got this one joint called Look At My Celebrity
Villeneuve feat. M83 vs Twista. It's "Look At Me" by Villeneuve
and M83 (the fucking bomb) with the vocals from "Overnight Celebrity"
by Twista. That one is getting mad play up in here.
As in I've played it ten times a day since I downloaded it.
Today
is my sisters birthday.
We are eleven months apart to the day. That means that for one month
of each year, we are the same age.
Every time I tell her she's old. And she tells me you're older.
And then we laugh.
Happy Birthday, sis. Life wouldn't be the same without you.
I
was talking with a woman I know today about her grandson. He was hit
and killed by a car a year and a half ago in New Mexico. There is a
rather large hole in her heart, as you can probably imagine.
She told me that she wasn't sure about god and all that before
this happened, even though she was raised Catholic.
But she's sure now.
Her grandson has been leaving her coins. Pennies, usually.
New, shiny ones. And always face up. Sometimes there are
two pennies and a dime. And once or twice just a dime by itself.
But she finds one almost every day. And it makes her believe
he's watching over her.
She told me of finding coins in parking lots, at the filling station,
hotel lobbies, the grocery store, you name it. Once, as she was
arguing with a family member and a car door was slammed shut in anger,
a penny came out of the door handle and landed face up on the seat next
to her. She took it as a sign that the argument wasn't really
important, and that family was.
I was also raised Catholic. And I don't believe in much of anything.
But that, as they say, is another story.
I'll tell you what I do believe: If you find a coin every day and it
helps you make some kind of sense out of this fucking life, it's a good
thing. And you're one up on me.
Link dump:
[blogness] bigdicksplace.blogspot.com
[game. set. match.] craigslist.org
[crazy acid throwing woman] youtube.com
[bitch'n] tribune-georgian.com
[eagles resign buckhalter] mcall.com/eagles
[vid] alloutprodux.com/whambamjam.mov
[snow job] tpmmuckraker.com
["it's quite an offensive case"] mcall.com
[the post gonzo trainwreck] andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com
Today's email offerings:
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From: pimpy
Subject: is it just me....
... or is Valerie Plane really fucking hot? Just an observation.
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Maybe that's what got Rove's panties all in a bunch when he referred
to her as "fair game"? (three sources: msnbc.msn.com,
msnbc.msn.com,
washingtonpost.com)
He's like the fat loser kid that wants to destroy the hot popular girl
he'll never sleep with.
I tried to find some of her testimony today on youtube, but came up
empty. I did find short blurb and a pic on talkingpointsmemo.com.
I'm sure it'll be on the net somewhere by this time tomorrow.
And, in regards to that washingtonpost.com
I listed above, read down the article a bit to where Bush is quoted
about the leaking of classified information. Remember that?
Bush made it sound like this was all news to him. First he'd heard of
it. Leakers in his administration? On his watch? No!
They'll cooperate fully with the investigation. We'll get to the
bottom of it.
His answers from a Q&A session (which I assume is what the washington
post is referring to) following a discussion on job creation with business
leaders at the University of Chicago is quoted below:
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"Let me just say something about leaks
in Washington. There are too many leaks of classified information
in Washington. There's leaks at the executive branch; there's leaks
in the legislative branch. There's just too many leaks. And if there
is a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is. And
if the person has violated law, the person will be taken care of.
And so I welcome the investigation. I -- I'm absolutely confident
that the Justice Department will do a very good job. There's a special
division of career Justice Department officials who are tasked with
doing this kind of work; they have done this kind of work before
in Washington this year. I have told our administration, people
in my administration to be fully cooperative.
I want to know the truth. If anybody has got any information inside
our administration or outside our administration, it would be helpful
if they came forward with the information so we can find out whether
or not these allegations are true and get on about the business."
Source: whitehouse.gov |
He made this statement knowing full well that he himself had already
"declassified sensitive intelligence in 2003 and authorized its public
disclosure to rebut Iraq war critics" through Dick Cheney and his jackboot
henchmen. (source: msnbc.msn.com)
One of which, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, was just convicted of perjury
and obstruction of justice in the investigation of just what who said
what to whom and when. So, the whole bit about "if the person has
violated the law" as bull. He knew he send 'em out to talk
to reporters armed with recently declassified info. He knew it.
And when the investigation proceeded, none of them cooperated.
Scooter sure didn't. He perjured himself in front of a Grand Jury.
Of course, the "sensitive intelligence" in this case was
the October 2002 National Intelligence Estimate and not the covert status
of Valerie Plame Wilson. But that doesn't change the fact that
what Bush was publicly saying at the time wasn't exactly on the level.
It was that typically vague language he uses that offers noncommittal
clarity while remaining foggy enough to maintain a level of plausible
deniability for when things go pear shaped.
"I want to know the truth." You already know the truth,
it started with you and went straight down the line. Scooters just the
poor bastard who got caught holding the bag. And you'll undoubtedly
pardon him as you prepare to leave office.
I've really got to wonder if these guys were willing to declassify
an NIE on the hush (remember, not a lot of people knew it had been declassified)
solely for the purpose of leaking it to the press and discrediting Iraq
war critics, what other classified information were they considering
for leaks? Do you think they knocked a few ideas around over coffee
in the morning?
I do. Remember Cheney's handwritten notes in the margin of Joe
Wilson's New York Times Op-Ed? He jotted down a few ideas to discuss
with the boys later, a few angles to leverage their argument.
A plan of action if you will. Read about it here: msnbc.msn.com.
It isn't much of a stretch to think there was a purposeful and deliberate
effort to smear Joe Wilson utilizing any and all means necessary.
And I mean any and all means. His wife was "fair game".
Not much of a stretch at all.
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From: Nat
Subject: The Keyesville Classic MTB Race
Hey Hey Big Jonny,
We almost lost a great Race, after 18 years the old director (thanks)
hung up his hat, so with months before race day, my buddy Zac stepped
up to keep a great thing going.
What better way to kick off the Green-Beer-Weekend than race your
brains out in the hills above beautiful Lake Isabella. Check out
the event at ssfta.com
DH, short track, Cross Country, and good times.
We get an e-mail a few days back from an agent asking about reimbursement
if a 'pro cyclist' girl nikigudex.com
comes and talks to the media. Yes Honey, there's 100% payback in
the men's and women's pro fields, come and win your prize money
just like everyone else. If you need a warm dry place to rest your
mousy little head between races, that can be provided for you.
Shit if you let me ride your bike, I'll cook you oatmeal when you
wake up in the morning.
Muchas hugs man,
Nat
professional adventure cyclist (that means l just bike around and
f-off all day) natbikes.com/blog
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So Gudex wants "show" money these days? Whatever. She's probably getting
used to guys falling all over themselves around her. I saw her up in
Vegas once and offered her a pair of drunkcyclist socks. She held them
at arms length and asked, "What are these?"
"Socks."
I sure do have a way with people.
File this next one under WTF.
A race report I got a week ago and never actually posted:
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From: Jason
Subject: Globe
Hey Jonny,
Contrary to Loveday's race report of the road race up in Globe,
there were actually five guys who survived the break and made it
to the finish. I know because I was one of them and had the misfortune
of trying to sprint Denny Vaughn for 4th place. As you probably
know, that didn't work and I took 5th, just in front of JR and Matt
Cooke.
The final throwdown came on the climb with about twenty miles to
go. We had hit the climb and dropped one guy immediately, due to
a series of attacks coming out of the break. About two miles into
the climb, Nick put in a hard attack, and only Ulrich and eventually
winner Buck Miller could cover. That was pretty much game over for
me, as Denny is Nick's teammate and wasn't going to help on the
rest of the climb. Those guys rode a good race, and I think that
all of us were pretty happy to make it to the line in front of the
pack. |
He's referring to an email I posted from Lovedog back on the 7th.
Better late than never, right?
Sure.
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From: froboy
Subject: Unions are killing this Country
Unions are killing this country. Here is a prime example. It is
not that uncommon for as many as 14 to 18 union people to just stand
around and watch while only one person is doing the work.
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Yo, it's a god damn shame ain't it?
And I like the guy on his hands and knees next to her. What the
fuck is he doing?
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From: Mark
Subject: perspective
A bit long, but worth the read...
Mark in SC
bigbeargrizzly.net
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Yes, it is worth the read. There is nothing one can feel other than
the deepest empathy for the families of all those young soldiers. And
all I can say is thank you.
This is his myspace
page. Take a look. Then read this: airforcetimes.com.
When is this week going to end? Just yesterday I couldn't believe it
was half over. And today I can't believe it's not over yet.
Go figure on that one.
Just when you think it couldn't possibly be that bad, I give you several
tpmmuckraker links to chew on.
[mother fuck karl rove] tpmmuckraker.com
[it's time to shit can gonzo] tpmmuckraker.com
[bush: either accomplice or clueless] tpmmuckraker.com
Boom.
Anyone else smell smoke? I mean, really, what's next for these
guys? Is nothing beneath them?
That's about all I gots for tonight.
Oh dear lord god in heaven, Wednesday already? I mean,
really? We're halfway through the week?
And what have I done with my life to this point? Not fucking
much.
Good times.
The
new Flower Tucci website just dropped. If you haven't heard of
her before, consider yourself warned.
That's what I do, I warn people. You can thank me later.
Preferably much later.
You just gotta know her site is about to blow the fuck up. It'll be
like Hiroshima up in here by the end of the week. I'm going to
get email thanking me for linking her shit and emails telling me I'm
the fucking devil.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
The porn business is a like a traffic accident: I can't look at it
and I can't look away. Pretty much at the same time. It
can get confusing, believe me.
And, yes, I am going straight to hell. Quickly.
Whatever.
Link dump:
[rove is so damn lame] tpmmuckraker.com
[schumer advancing the ball] tpmmuckraker.com
[it really is that bad] time-blog.com
[gonzales is a toad] tpmmuckraker.com
[clinton did "it". define "it"] electioncentral.tpmcafe.com
Yo. Email.
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From: Charlie
Subject: rays linky
Keep you rolling with the rays action. Vid from the recent mtb comp,
check my boy jd, turning out the lights. Props to theo at allout
for the vid.
alloutprodux.com/rays07.mov
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I gots to give the kids props. Your man brings down the lights in that
one. And I like how a lot of 'em on are single speeds. Less cables
to deal with. One more thing - the remix wid Wu-Tang & Gang Starr is
tight.
After we sorted out the oven mitt suits and got ourselves back in the
car, we decided it was time to sort out some dinner. We were to hit
up El Charro, a favorite of the Pun and I. We left Congress and Pun
took the lead, the rest of us following behind on the sidewalk engaged
in bullshit conversations about this and that. Basically everything
except where we were heading.
Once we got to the convention center, that all changed. Now everyone
was asking Pun just where in the hell we were going. I'll tell
you this much, we weren't heading towards El Charro. We had walked
six or seven blocks in entirely the wrong direction.
We reversed course, and with a little bit of luck, found the restaurant.
After rounds of drinks were secured at the bar, our table was quickly
readied. More drinks arrive as the house Mariachi
band strolled by.
I waved the leader over and explained our friend was getting married.
He expressed his condolences as he placed his hat to his chest
and played taps on his trumpet. Then I requested something along
the lines of Vaya con Dios (meaning "Go with God" in Spanish).
The gentleman obliged in fine form.
There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Mostly because we were howling
with laughter.
Drinks, food, fun. Eventually it came to an end and we wandered
back towards Congress, albeit in a rather direct fashion. We had already
been on the tour of downtown Tucson. This was go time.
Several rounds of drinks later, and its time to take Fitty to an adult
establishment. AJ researches our options in the back of Tucson
Weekly. He settles on the one with the best "free entry"
coupon, secured eight issues and tears out eight coupons. Pun
is really fired up on the joint as it's called Raider's
Reef and he just can't let go of them Raiders. (It seems to reviews
well)
AJ is the new designated driver. He rolls into the parking lot
and parks us in the VIP section. We didn't know this until we
stepped out of the car and met a rather large gentleman who asked us
for five dollars. AJ moved the car one row over and saved us a
Lincoln. Smart man, that AJ, he's going places.
The building is shaped like a boat. Sorta. About as much of a
boat as the Raiders are a viable football team. So not much like
a boat at all.
I start throwing dances at Fitty. All comers. Him. Getting married.
Dance. Don't be kind.
At one point, when Fitty isn't being murdered by dancers, Budweiser,
or both, he taps my arm and points at a rather full bodied lass on stage.
I know what I have to do. I have to get a dance for Pun.
He's in heaven. Best $7 dollars I've ever spent in my life.
At some point, I'm talking to one of the girls and cracking jokes.
She smiles and I realize she's missing a tooth. I tell her that
since she works at a place called the Raiders Reef, she should wear
an eye patch. I cover my eye and say "Arrrgh!" for effect.
Then I buy Fitty a dance with my new pirate friend. Oh, endless
fun up in that joint. Let me assure you of that.
Link dump:
[off road fixed] 63xc.com
[this is so fucked] whatdoiknow.org
[these guys are big fun] timothysaccenti.com/..battles
- atlas
[keep on truck'n toto] nyvelocity.com
[bmx kids tear the lid off ray's] youtube.com
I've been listening to this tonight: dischord.com/embrace.
Because I can.
Reminds me of high school. Or something like that.
The past weekend was a fucking train wreck.
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From: Chris
Subject: Kill Grant, Why?
What did Grant ever do to you besides pimp an unusual tire size,
the 650B, and try to introduce a new size. You mean you haven't
heard of Rivendell's proposal of yet a new tire size the 603? I
figured when Grant Peterson spoke the ENTIRE cycling world sat up
to hear what he was saying. I know I do but I drank the Bridgestone
koolaid long ado and am a Riv member even though I'll probably never
own one of their frames. Unless you're talking about a different
Grant, well then nevermind. |
Yo, it's a whole different type of Grant. Your Grant, fine. Our
Grant? Fuck 'em.
Where do I fucking start? How 'bout with Friday?
I've packed my bags and finished up what passes for work around here
lately at the drunkcyclist world headquarters. Pun phones me 'round
about the time when we were hoping to leave; Fitty (aka Grant) is in
Winslow for some work issue he or I can neither explain or condone.
We'll be here in Flagstaff for another hour at least. More time
to plan Fitty's demise.
I drive across town, pick up the boys and we fucking finally leave.
I have to stop and pick up a cup of coffee on my way out as I'm, well,
tired after a week of what passes for work around here. I'm the
busiest unemployed guy you know.
Pun and I event a new game on the drive down. Since my ride has,
gasp, a cassette player (yo, I'm old school like that) we take turns
playing god awful songs off our god awful old tape collections.
I hit out strong with some Lench Mob Guerilla
in tha Mist. He came back at me with Vanilla Ice. Which he
also sang.
We tortured each other with hits by such notable acts as: Ice Cube,
Weird Al Yankovic, Bad Brains, Hank Williams Sr., and Eminem.
Finally he offered up Metallica's Ride the Lightning which ended up
owning the stereo for quite some time.
Four hours of busting each others balls later we roll into Tucson.
And straight to the bar. We were smart enough to get rooms at
the Hotel Congress where we'll be doing most of our self immolation
with Pabst Blue Ribbon. And so it goes.
Fist night, Kill Grant Dead is a smashing success. He's against
the ropes and begging for mercy by 1:00 am. Pun and I feel like
heroes.
Andrew 40 Hands rolls through and tries his luck at knocking back pints
with Pun. It goes as one would expect and Pun takes two out of
three rounds in style. At least 40 Hands had the guts to try,
I'll give him that much. Me? I don't try to keep up with
Pun. He's a machine. He doesn't feel remorse. Or Pity.
Or Pain. And he absolutely will not stop until you are dead.
Close the bar, head upstairs and finally call it a night around 3:00
am. I get up at something stupid like 8:30 and try to figure out
the shower. There are four knobs, none of which seem to make water
come out of the shower head. It just comes out of the faucet at my feet.
I eventually take a knee and just give up. I'm having a bath
this morning it seems. Getting back up, dressed and trying out
some other rooms shower seems like far to much work.
Splish. Splash.
Rally the boys and we're enjoying breakfast downstairs in no time.
Pun orders the days first bloody mary. I follow his lead as I
have to. He'll mock me endlessly if I don't. Mine hits the
table first as "dieder" or whatever the "I want to be
European" assclown bartenders name is can't be bothered to, say,
make the two identical drinks at the same fucking time.
I'm hamming it up, really enjoying Pun's pain. I'm sipping loudly
and telling him how really, really satisfying it is. What a good
job dieder did. How glad I am I ordered it. How much better
I feel already. I run the icy glass across my forehead and sigh,
ahh, that's living.
Pun's ready to kill me. Life is good.
We head to the Tap Room (aka last nights murder scene) for more drinks
made by actual pros instead of pretenders. Case in point, the
man mixing drinks at 10:00 am is still there hours later on the other
side of the bar drinking. You can't fake that kind of commitment.
We are now ready for baseball.
It should come as no surprise to readers of this page that I couldn't
care less about baseball. I find it mind numbing slow, tedious, pointless
and just plain stupid. Just about what most of America says about
cycling. Anyway, Sox - A's at TEP. Good times.
Fun the sun with beer, hot dogs, and friends. Big M drove us
over as I'll soon be in no condition to drive and don't plan on changing
up the game plan in the near future. As soon as we sit down Big
M manages to drop mustard all over her lap. I enjoyed it immensely.
We see a couple of double plays, three broken bats and all kinds of
white trashy blonds. Ok, I made up the last part. I just wanted
to see if you were still paying attention.
After the game, our new designated driver is Snake. We head out
for some go-cart action at some rental place near the county fair grounds.
It's out there. I'm pretty sure you could hit New Mexico with
a rock from the parking lot. They require long pants, sleeves
and closed toe shoes to operate their fleet of finely maintained vehicles.
We show up like the train wrecks we are in shorts and sandals.
The guy who runs the place says he has some "loaner" outfits
in his trailer. What he comes out with are these big, quilted,
flame retardant one piece jump suits. Un-fucking-real. But
we still need shoes. We drive a few miles to a Fry's grocery store
and outfit ourselves with stylish aqua socks for $6.99.
I somehow squeeze myself into this thing, and it feels like I'm wearing
an oven mitt. And if you think that sounds bad, you should have
seen me cram my fat ass into that cart. There was no seatbelt,
but I don't think it would have mattered as I was in little danger of
being ejected from the vehicle. Or, for that matter, of being
comfortable. The steering wheel was so close it felt as though
it were a belt buckle. My knees were splayed out wide and the
pedals were awfully close. Leg room wasn't happening.
Anyway, we drive a bunch of laps with gloves, full face helmets, neck
braces, oven mitt jump suits and aqua socks. After railing about
seventeen really hard corners I start to get a bit nauseous as my head
sloshed around. And around and around. In a rather warm helmet.
Too many beers in the sun and I'm going hella fast around the track.
Ugh. Game over. I open the visor to get a little air and wave
the boys past. I need to back off a bit or bad things are
going to happen to me.
Even after letting the entire field past and just surfing the last
five or so laps, I still get third. Somehow. Pun and Snake
both spun out and had to be righted with the help of the track owner,
so they ended up a lap behind me. Making the podium has never
been so easy.
To be continued...
Time passes.
Life happens.
Kill. Grant. Dead.
Talk at ya in a couple of days.
Link dump:
[keeping it real] mitcycling.com
[more creationist ignorance] youtube.com
[raffle on] boxedbee.blogspot.com
[bush] cbs13.com
[it's tough all over] thestar.com
I think I've looked at my last naked chick. Yo, it happens to
everyone sooner or later. And it just happened to me.
I'll see how I feel after a nights sleep. But I'm pretty sure
nothing is going to change between now and tomorrow. Aside from
the fact that I'm helping Big Pun ruin Fitty before his wedding at the
end of the month.
There was supposed to be six or seven guys on board for this, but the
field has split and now it's me and Pun. But don't worry, dear
reader, Big Pun and I can handle the task at hand. And we'll still
kill Fitty.
Kill him dead.
Ah, good times await. Something about Tucson, baseball, bars
and way too much food. As it should be.
Link dump:
[it's an idea] mcdonough.com
[blogness] bikescag.blogspot.com
[go arlen specter] tpmmuckraker.com
[saul raisin] sportsbaseonline.com
[clusterfuck nation] jameshowardkunstler.typepad.com
[and it don't stop] tpmmuckraker.com
[inside the jury room] huffingtonpost.com
Straight to the email:
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From: dane
Subject: mtb barspins
wattup guy. nice job on tha site. just thought i'd let you know
mtb's barspin(and tailwhip) just fine. just run longer rear brake/shift
cables and run ft brake(if using one) in through the headset. for
visual proof of this being possible(and plenty of other shredding)
check out Chaos Theory.
quarterproductions.net
youtube.com
east coast mtb freestyle, motherfucker. just thought i'd let ya
know...keep up the good work.... |
Visual proof confirmed.
My man Fro sent this one is with the subject line: I WAS JUST RIDING
ALONG!!!
Yeah folks, that would be a busted steer tube. And that's a world of
hurt right there.
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From: Ian
Subject: Slick Dick
Big Jonny,
I can deal with the naked bitches, the slandering of the downtown
figure head of cycling, and the pseudo depression that is necessitated
by your rehabilitation. But, seriously, insinuating that we as a
people would not be worse off without the figurehead off all that
is our perfect capitalist morality is simply un-patre-erotic? Get
it together fucker. Put your dollars in Halliburton and reap the
reward of the military-industrial complex that the rest of them
pay for dearly. Someone obviously had a stellar grade in civics…We
are the belly of the beast.
Signed,
First time heckler, long time caller |
When I was in Phoenix over the weekend for my niece's fourth birthday
party, I was sleeping in the same room as my daughter. In and of itself,
not a bad thing. The more time I spend with her the better, right?
To a point, yes. To a point.
Sleeping was a bit difficult at times, for both of us. She wakes
up at every little noise and I make a lot of noise. Some of them
not so little. I toss, I turn, I fight with the blankets.
I'd like to mention I have an unbeaten streak against the blankets
of 13,140 to 0. That's right, I blanked them sons a bitches.
I own them. Full stop.
Anyway, I fight the blankets every night and win by pulling them into
a big ball and depositing the whole mess on top of my wife. Who,
coincidentally, really appreciates my efforts. As in she doesn't
appreciate it at all. In fact, she's prefer I not do it at all.
But that, as they say, is another story. I was talking about my
daughter.
I toss, I turn, I grunt, I snore. And all of it wakes up my daughter.
She moans, she snorts, she rolls over. And all of it wakes me
up.
In short: No one wins.
On Friday, after two and a half hours of this shit, I grabbed
comforter out of the closet and headed out to the living room floor
where I slept like a damn baby.
And, come to think of it, that's exactly what my daughter did as well.
Link dump:
[bomb diggity] springhillsfarm.org/syrup.htm
[oh. my. god.] news.bbc.co.uk
[kindred spirit] mattye.net/2007/03/hero-this
[we're all going to hell] news.bbc.co.uk
[oh snap] davefoley.com
Today's email:
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From: Lovedog
Subject: Globe Trotting
I call this little big race.....
(for RIDECLEAN: Snake = Jake Rubelt, Sherpa = Rob Alarez, Hammy
= Brian Forbes) JR = Michael Grabinger from Hagens Berman.
Promoted by the ProCon team this race was like a mini-Bisbee with
a tough 1.5 mi prologue w/200ft of climbing, a classic up and down
roller coaster crit and a windy 90 mi. RR with a 6 mi climb near
the finish.
Just like Bisbee the prologue left everyone hacking from the dry
air and intense effort. JR, our former super teammate ruled the
roost with a 12 sec. gap over all comers. Our man Snake posted a
2nd place.....setting up stage 2. Too bad for Hammy his 3:52 on
his computer didn't quite match the time keepers clock.....
The crit was fantastic with a late break away of 2 making it to
the finish (a Sierra Nevada pro and a Canadian from Tucson named
Nick) allowed by the pack since they were not contesting the overall
omnium. JR busted a final lap attack which was negated, setting
up Snake for a 5th place moving him into the points lead (2 over
JR).
The Sunday RR was dictated by an early 7 man break of non-danger
riders who amassed at whopping 13+ min lead at the 45 mi turn-around
(bummer for Dave Reid he was detached from the break away with a
broken chain at the turn-around, and still fixed in with ~ 4 min
to spare over the peleton....as he was fixing it he could be heard
asking Drew Miller's boy if he had French toast for breakfast...that's
cool under pressure!). 4 would survive with a Canadian winning,
Ullrich (not Jan) from JR's Hagens Berman team in 2nd and my man
Nick Schieber in 3rd...with Denny Vaughn the last survivor in 4th.
The RIDECLEAN team did a fantastic job delivering the slithering
Snake to the climb safe and rested and escorting him over with 2
helpers remaining in Hammy and Sherpa.
The peleton fractured on the climb with JR jumping away with Matt
Cooke of Navigators and amazingly holding off ~8 riders into a 8
mi headwind decent to the finish. The pursuit was epic with all
RIDECLEAN members left: Hammy, Sherpa and Snake all throwing down
but JR was just too strong this day. Maybe we should have let Sherpa
use bottled oxygen? JR finished 5th with Snake winning the group
sprint for 7th putting them equal on points.
JR was awarded the overall due to a higher placing on the final
stage (note: sadly this was JR's last win on the old Grand Canyon
Racing VooDoo Bondye as his new team Ridley is now built up).
It was a hard fought tough race, especially for early March, in
Globe AZ, with a small purse. That was real racing........
We'll be back next year for the leader's jersey. |
Snake on the podium with a DC Beanie. You can be just like Snake.
Photo: Will Pratt
I see DC people....
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From: Marty
Subject: mcgehee today
OK so your investment in sponsoring us is reaping further benefits....seems
as though dan mcgehee kicked a bunch of ass at the Le Grande Century
today...an AZPR event well attended (ca. 800 +) by AZ cyclists.
...mothers were shielding their young children's eyes from dan and
distancing themselves. literally. obviously. PAINfully.
why you ask? some new deformity he acquired? some horrible scar?
some misshapen lump? none of the above. he was sporting the DC jersey
in full regalia...
so he looked really good coming home all alone...
enough said |
That one was on Saturday, March 3rd. It just sounds like it was today
because I can't keep up with my emails. You can read the results here.
Go figure.
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From: Matty D
Subject: Pereira Cycles Roaring 29er
Hey Big Jonny -
He is too cool to whore himself out but I wanted to give a shout
out to my old buddy Tony Pereira for taking three big awards at
the North American Handmade Bike Show last weekend in San Jose.
I hadn't seen the guy in like 15 years or something and it turns
out he is doing custom frames up in Portland OR. He built this rig
for himself and it took "Best Mountain Bike" and "Best Fillet Brazed
Bike." It has so many tasty details it's hard to believe. Among
others check out the fully custom, hand built fork with his own
crown and integrated, functional braces. MMMMM delicious. (He also
won for "Best Road Bike" at the show.)
More pics, with detail shots: pereiracycles.com/gallery/showcruiser/index.php
His website: pereiracycles.com
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Very nice goods there kid, very nice.
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From: Tim
Subject: props
Dearest DC,
I am both a career drunken cyclist and a career military type person.
In fact, I retire from the Army in about five months. So here's
why I'm writing; I truly appreciate your distaste for the policies
of the Bush administration and your ongoing support of our "average
joe" troops. I have two of my junior enlisted Soldiers who (prior
to their military careers) were pro BMX riders. These are great
kids with huge heart and insane skills. I do NOT wish to see them
splattered all over a hmmwv interior courtesy of an IED, just as
I hate the thought of ANY Soldier dying without good cause. The
bottom line is, people like you CAN save lives, CAN change policy
and CAN make a real difference. All it takes is a continued commitment
to spreading the message of peace and sanity> Again, thanks for
what you do, and I look forward to the day when all we have to discuss
are titties, beer and bikes. Peace (I hope!) |
Here's to all the boys and girls coming home safe and sound. And soon.
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From: Snakehawk
Subject: Ill, plain ill
I wrote you the other day in an ill-composed manner. Not that I'm
a perch for proper writing, grammar, phrasing or any other form
of nonesuch. It's just that I feel that my point was completely
skirted. I skirted said point by veiling my opinion in a thin cloud
of sarcasm and thick cloud of High Life, much as I always do. The
real point, my friend is one that I deeply want to expound upon
this evening, as none of your loyal readers are getting any younger.
I did some research tonight (albeit narrowly sourced, as I pulled
my learnings solely from your site, and that of St. Evil Kineivel's)
and my findings were in keeping with the evidence that unfailingly
annoys me every time I subject myself to research: People are always
taking a fucking side. That said, I'd like to submit the following
to you for review: Do you fucking like yourself? Are you a man who
aside from his possessions, activities, and tired rehearsed banter
can be seen? Do you have a purpose? Perhaps you are one of the minions
of society who through its relentless and unstoppable evolution
must look for the next thing to which you can cling, hoping desperately
to be initiated as a member of the tribe. Perhaps you are a respectable
person with actual talent in some arena, only to be handed nothing
but a short amount of respect for sticking to your guns. Let me
ask you, Little person of slighted glory: Can't you just be proud
of yourself? Why is it that day in, day out, you must refer to this
unforgiving and quite frankly, un-giving-a-shit forum that is the
internet to receive your daily dose of purpose, motivation, and
cause?
I have been resorting to extreme measures for 5+ years now to hear
the gospel of the brother Jonny. Not that it is a gospel fit for
the masses, just a daily dose of one logical and sane man's feelings.
Those of you that wish to draw deep and directional meaning from
the Yellow Pages of Bike need search elsewhere. Perhaps the pages
of a trendier, Flash10ier site would mend your crumbling walls of
style. Let's think about this for a paragraph or two.
Before there was 6,5,4,or even 2, there was you, Juan. There was
Greg fucking Lemond. There was Major Taylor Velodrome. There was
T-Town. Those small and undeniable Heroes and Meccas went largely
unnoticed by the general American Public. Those small and undeniable
Heroes and Meccas were guiding lights to many who now find the rants
and raves of jean-rolling particularities to be nothing but cracks
in the pavement on the road to victory. This victory of which I
speak is passion for a sport that since its invention has motivated
only the best in innovation, training standards, material manipulation
and even physiological alterations. It is in honoring this tradition
of man and machine that we as voters, consumers, proletarians, HUMANS,
wish to be left from the silly loop of society that is style.
To those that don't know of Bugno, Indurain, Fignon, Rominger, Riis,
or Delgado: Keep rolling your pants, for nothing you do to your
silly American pants can keep your talentless legs from the wrath
of American bumpers. Nor can it help you to get a feel for where
Juan Grande, the King of American Celebratory Cycling is, was or
ever will be coming from.
Now go do some skids and get drrrrrunk, go home and kiss your babies.
And if you didn't know, Children are the new Black.
Dolphins & Daquiries,
Snakehawk |
Right outta the box, big ups to my man Steve Garro. He was named Framebuilder
of the Year at the North American Handmade Bicycle Show. Read about
it over at frameforum.net
and Steve's
Blog.
Steve, you the man. Hands down. I only hope someday I can push
a broom around your workshop again.
More pics from the show up at cyclingnews.com.
I'm sure they'll be plenty more to follow those.
My daughter can now recognize (among other things) a bagel by the bag
they come in. She seems to really, really like bagels. Or little
chunks of them anyway. When I took them out of the cabinet and
carried 'em over towards the toaster, she begins to enthusiastically
mention she would also enjoy a bit of bagel. Right now. Immediately.
Now.
Funny how that works.
In other big fun news: Libby found guilty.
Oh yes, he's going to prison. Read it here: nytimes.com.
And some folks think he might just get his sorry ass pardoned. Really.
Read about it at cnn.com
Link dump:
[adot public meetings] drunkcyclist.com/forum...
[fun] killerspoons.com
[pump cast] my.break.com
[wynton marsalis] philly.com
[lisa lampanelli] youtube.com
[more toto] nyvelocity.com
[sullivan on coulter] andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com
[fox spins libby verdic] electioncentral.tpmcafe.com
Today's email:
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From: JN
Subject: Handmade Bike Show
Hey, Jonny,
I just got back from the handmade bike show in San Jose. Hooked
up with Garro and his beautiful wife, who basically saved his life,
by having medical. Steve is all boogered with a fibergalss exoskeleton
on his leg, he should be dead but isn't, thank god.
The show wa mainly about guys who brought show bikes, Garro brought
the bikes he sells to real people. I did the same. Sorry, guys,
no awards for you! But those bikes were really beautiful, just 'cause
no one would dare ride them for fear of messing up a $1K paint job
is no reason to dis them or their builders.
But I'd like to see a show where every bike had to be ridden on
some kind of crazy trail, before any judgments were made. |
I hear what you're saying. It's one thing to push the envelope and
make some real eye candy for the show. It's another to do what Steve
does. Steve makes bikes people beat the living shit out of.
And, in defense of eye candy, I've been staring at pics online all
damn day. Check out gallery.mtbr.com
and cyclingnews.com
for starters. I'm sure I'll have seen about twenty additional
galleries by this time tomorrow.
File this one under "Good Things".
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From: Jim
Subject: George and Jane Gage benefit concert
Jonny,
Thought you'd want to know about this - There is going to be a benefit
concert for George Gage on March 24, from 4 - 10 PM at Rawhide,
located in Chandler. For those who don't remember, George and his
wife - who was riding on his wheel - were hit by an uninsured motorist
who ran a red light. Jane had (relatively) minor injuries (a couple
of broken fingers, scraped knees, and a mild concussion), but George
was in the lucky-to-be-alive department with a laundry list of injuries
a mile long. He spent 8 days in the ICU and approximately 2 more
weeks in the hospital. It's my understanding that he's doing well;
he's walking with a cane but is having recurring dizzy spells. The
doctors said his dizzy spells will last for probably another year,
given the extent of the head trauma, but, as I said he's doing very
very well.
gagetotaltraining.com/concert
contains a map as well as ticket information; spread the word! |
And then you have shit like this:
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From: Snakehawk
Subject: Your Opinion is Wrong!
Hey Jonny!
I'm a really smart person from North Carolina. I was reading your
website the other day. It is really awesome. I was not using any
form of anti-virus protection. I had a beer sitting by the keyboard.
NO COASTER!!!! Nor did I have any type of wipe-up device in sight.
I was like, "If only this website guy could see me now!!" I AM SO
FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! LOCO!!!!!!!
I basically wanted to write you today (1st timer) to let you know
that I am awesome as fuck. Your site was a big surprise to me, considering
how hardcore and fully-smart that I am. I would have written you
sooner about hardcore shit, and how awesome as fuck I am, but I
was busy with some other way-tuff crap. So here I am, up on your
scene letting you know that I know. I know about your site and am
an expert in all of the shit that you talk about. You may want to
carefully word your shit on the site because I have a virtually
uncontrollable and relentless urge to counterpoint the fuck out
of shit that people say. It's part of being as hardcore as I am.
You probably don't understand, but don't worry, most of my friends
don't. That is why I am friends with them. I am smarter and hardercorer
than you. It will benefit you in the future to remember that.
Hey bro, I'm sure you are hanging on the screen right now like a
poser up on my scene, but I can't let you have this much gnarledge
for free. Plus I am about to go shit and not wipe. OR FLUSH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
I AM MOTHERFUKKEN LOKO-COKO!!!!!!!!!
Break yo'self.
Snakehawk |
A few days out of the saddle and the weirdness begins to creep in on
me.... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker,
and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each
time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
I spend Friday night in Sedona, Saturday night in Phoenix. My niece
had her fourth birthday party at a place called, no shit, pump
it up. The background graphic on their homepage is the same, swear
to god, as the carpet in that disease ridden hell hole.
It's a big place with two rooms full of inflatable "bouncy"
stuff, like the kinds you can rent for backyard parties. But these
are set up indoors permanently. You get the room to yourself for
a couple of hours, for a couple hundred bucks.
It's located in a mixed commercial park near the freeway. I can't
imagine the price per square foot is too steep, and all the employees
appear to be in high school. They run something like six
groups through each room every weekend day, and they're booked solid
six months out.
If I was a smarter man, I'd open one of these places. Instead
I'll just continue to wash myself and dread the next time I have to
crawl around in one of those damn petri dishes.
The things we do for love.
There was a reading for our dear departed Hunter
Thompson over at Uptown
Billiards. Which, incidentally, is my second favorite bar
in town. I always pimp Pay-n
Take (and for good reason), but I should also make mention of Uptown.
It's just around the corner, literally, within stumbling distance. I
know this because I have stumbled between these two institutes of higher
learning.
And they serve hooch. Where Pay-n Take is a beer and wine only
joint, Uptown is a full service establishment. As in, they have
Whiskey
and other full octane offerings to help "brain your damage"
in true Homer form.
Link dump:
[coulter sucks] cnn.com/...coulter.edwards
[hooray for the handbuilt] howtoavoidthebummerlife.com
[swobo] drunkcyclist.com/forum...
[it's about time] metacafe.com...robotic
beer launching refrigerator
[hottie on bike] bodsforthemods.com...Dawson-Miller-bicycle
If I wasn't all hurt up, I'd be doing this one again this year.
Instead, I'll be on the sidelines:
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From: Jimbo
Subject: The Squealer
It feels like that time of year again. Time to Squeal!
Like usual, it will happen the day before Easter. Same fun format
as last year, except that we will have a nice lunch with beer at
the finished Spokes restaurant after the race.
See the attached flier and return in soon. Also, please forward
it to anyone that you think may enjoy this event. |
As compared to dinner in the un-finished Spokes restaurant and their,
shudder, horror film bathroom? And how 'bout I just post it and
share it with hundreds of people in one shot?
Yeah, it's cool like that.
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From: Steve
Subject: SWOBOS GOT BIKES
SWOBO(dot)COM has all of the
details.
Like your sisters hot friend, they are mesmerizing beautiful in
an ugly kind of way, they'll always do the trick, and you can lock
up a mean skid and never drop your sixer.
I mean sure, you can ride your Nagasawa to the bar, get drunk and
forget where you locked it. Of course you can ride your Masi to
the store to pick up a perfect avocado, and leave it outside the
market unattended for 'just a second', you're perfectly capable
of engaging in an impromptu derby atop your custom Landshark one
speed, and we have no doubt you could ride your vintage P.K. Ripper
down the escalator at the train station.
You could do all of these things.
But you wont, cause we have faith you're not stupid. Mostly.
The new Swobo bikes.
A battering ram you can ride to the movies. |
That'll work.
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From: Charlie
Subject: Mine is better
Just what we need, another shit-throwing contest about whose wheel
size is better. You all fucking suck. Some 15 year-old who rides
his bike every day because it is fun is going to kick every one
of your sorry asses at your next park contest/trail ride/race/scenester
gathering. Anyone who is a real rider will gratefully throw a leg
over anything handed to them, and proceed to shred. I hope you all
die. |
Front page of our local paper, the Daily Sun, has an article
in today's edition about the fine folks over at Ride the Spine.
They poached the Grand Canyon on their bikes, then posted pics and video
of it on their website. They got popped at the 24 Hours in the
Old Pueblo.
You can read about here: ridingthespine.com/...riding
the spine into a bit of trouble.
Seems like 48 hours in jail and a $500 dollar fine won't be much of
a deterrent. I've paid a steeper price for a weekend in Vegas.
That said, being banned from all National Parks for 5 years would just
about kill me.
In other fun news, Maj. Gen. George W. Weightman got shit canned (sorry,
relieved of command) from the Walter Reed Medical Center after a stellar
year at the helm. He was given the reigns on August 25, 2006.
A day that will live in infamy.
Let's hope this leads to actual change over at Walter Reed. The
conditions at that facility are inexcusable. Our boys deserve
better than that.
Link dump:
[407k/hour] glumbert.com/media/bugatti
[the caged bird sings] tpmmuckraker.com
[josh marshall] pbs.org/...interviews/marshall
[boobs on bikes parade] stuff.co.nz
[george dubya tush] celebritybuttplugs.com
[fixed gear follies] youtube.com
[double standard?] talkingpointsmemo.com
Today's emails:
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From: Boone
Subject: BMX Kids
Ok, so those couple of YouTube vids were completely amazing. And
that just proves what I've thought all along: Mt bikers can't
even begin to touch what is being done in freestyle bmx. It's
when you watch talent like that that you realize how incredibly
fucking lame urban/street Mt. Biking is.
Just look at Daren Berecloth.
The guy started out in BMX and was pretty mediocre at it and couldn't
make it as a pro. So what does he do? He figures out he can come
over to freeride mt. biking, throw a few superman's and start
doing 3's off of drops and all of the sudden he's one of the top
pros in the business. Now I'm not saying that guy isn't a good
rider, because he does stuff that I couldn't even begin to try,
but I hope you are seeing my point that it's kind of embarrassing
how much certain factions of the mt biking world try to emulate
what is being done in BMX and fail to do so miserably.
It makes me think back a good few years ago when I was still in
high-school. I have been mt biking since I was like 10 (awesome
parents) and then when freeriding started really coming on to
the scene in the late 90's/ early 00's I thought it was the coolest
shit ever. So I got myself an Rocky Mountain RM6, watched all
of the movies and started building all kinds of North shore trails
and dirt jumps around my house. I thought it was great, and thought
myself to be quite the badass. Well, then my fam moved to Morgan
Hill, CA (where Specialized headquarters is) in 2002 and a lot
of the kids I ended up making friend with were REALLY good BMXers.
One of my buddies even rode for Specialized, and I think still
does.
Anyways, once I starting hanging
with them, seeing what they did on a bike, and watching their
videos, I began to realize how lame my 10 foot drops on a 6 inch
travel bike were. So from that point on I have gradually wised
up and come to the conclusion that, as I said before, it is sooooo
lame when mt biking tries to imitate BMX. It only makes mt bikers
look like unoriginal pussies.
Now don't get me wrong, the Whistler
Bike Park has got to be one of the funest places I have ever had
the pleasure of riding, and there are some very talented "freeriders"
out there, but it's when "freeriding" starts heading to the streets
and skateparks on 26'' imitation bmx bikes with front suspension
and disk brakes that things get shitty real fast. Mt bikes should
be used for things that BMX bikes can't be used for, i.e tearing
shit up on killer single track...in the woods...hell, maybe on
a mountain even. |
I have to agree that the BMX riders are definitely pushing the envelope
for what can be done on two wheels. Check out this vid Stevil Kinevil
(or is it St. Evil Kinevil?) posted over at howtoavoidthebummerlife.com.
It's insane.
The kid nails this one over a railing, across a stair gap and down
a wall trick @ 2:53 I had to watch a few times just to get my head around
what I just watched.
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From: Ben
Subject: dear drunk cycling person
you should not cycle while you are drunk first off.
but that is not my point. i would like to express some of my opinions,
but i do not have the "huevos" that you do. as concerns with your
recent posts and some of my inebriated ramblings.
-brakes or no brakes.
it is your choice. i know plenty of people that ride with front
& rear, some front brakes and some no brakes. its all good in the
hood. a bike is a bike, as long as you ride it.
-Juan
good guy. chubby, but fast. also doneski.
-bikes to school
riding a bike to school is still cool, as i have found out since
last week.
-70's haircuts
not cool.
-that guy doing the sweet wheelie thing in the link dump very cool,
i have watched it about 20 times, and i still can't describe how
smooth he is.
-apple
great company, just needs to go green to prove they back what they
say.
-talking shit
fun.
-breeze
cool guy, needs to jump into the spotlight.
-kansas
sucks.
knock knock...whos there.....booze.....booze who?.....booze why
you cryin? |
Thanks for the email, Ben.
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From: Vance
Subject: wtf
So here's the basic current Iraq argument in a nutshell: the house
and senate have no direct influence on the war, so they're discussing
manipulating funds as indirect influence. The executive branch says
the the dems are f'ing over the troops. But it's okay to send them
over without key training? Am I missing something about the critia
for f'ing the troops over?
cnn.com
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I think you've got it right. Support the troops by sending 'em overseas
under prepared and under equipped. And ignore them when they come back
wounded. Sounds about right.
Arrgh. Fuck. Kill.
That is all.
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