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Happy New Year, everybody. Here's a pic my wife took yesterday out at Wupatki. This is the best thing that happened to me in 2006.
That's about it. Shortest update on record. I'll try harder next year.
We've done it. We've made Saddam a martyr. He died without fear. Without remorse. Unbroken and unbowed. “He proved that he was courageous,” said one of his bitter enemies who could not help respect his calm in the face of death. Read it all at: nytimes.com. More on the same subject at: talkingpointsmemo.com and electioncentral.tpmcafe.com. And, in all honesty, every news network, blog and newspaper in the country. A day after I post an email about Lance Armstrong doing Leadville, Snake's chances to nail the top spot and the lurking danger man who is Floyd Landis, I find out Armstrong has a "scheduling conflict" and won't be toeing the start line with 750 rabid fans at his heels after all. Too bad for all of them I suppose. You'll have another photo-op with Armstrong soon, quite crying about it. There is always the Ride of the Roses for that sort of thing. Leadville won't be quite the circus it could have been in 2007, with American two Tour "winners" giving it a go. Maybe they can phone up Hamilton? I can't imagine he's busy... It's too bad Armstrong didn't go, I was already looking forward to the betting pools. Link dump: [cyclists, police and the rest of us] nytimes.com Email:
More here: nationalpriorities.org.
Another end to another week. Just shoot me. All I've been hearing all day is Saddam Hussein is to be executed tonight. It will be dawn in Iraq, evening in the States. I've got mixed feelings on this one. Sure, he's a bastard. He's a criminal. He was tried, found guilty and sentenced. That much everyone can agree on. The real question is this: Was is worth the blood and treasure expended? The lives of nearly three thousand American soldiers and countless millions of dollars? I don't see much good coming out of it. I even turned on Fox news for a bit tonight (knew thy enemy and all that) and the mood is, well, gleeful and insanely optimistic. Do they really thing hanging Hussein is going to stop the violence in the streets of Baghdad come tomorrow? I'm afraid all types of shit is about to go off over there. And we're still waiting on Bush's new "plan" to save it before it all goes to shit. Or maybe it's all ready gone to shit? Link dump: [tpm] talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/011729.php And to the emails:
I don't mind the drinking. It's the ironing on a testosterone patch to your testicles with a hair dryer and then blaming it on the booze I mind. I don't think there is any way a couple of shot of Jack Daniel's skewed Landis's testosterone-epitosterone ratio. I recall reading about a Russian study (everyone was talking about it without actually linking the study) that showed a collation between alcohol consumption and elevated testosterone levels in the short term. But, if I remember it correctly, it was with really large amounts of alcohol and only in women. My web searching skills are failing me today and I can't find any mention of that first study. But I did manage to find the following story over at cyclingnews.com and some links to other studies listed below: 1) Responses of the steroid circadian system to alcohol in humans: Importance of the time and duration of intake. ...In these conditions, the continuous administration of alcohol did not affect cortisol secretion, but serum testosterone levels were significantly higher at all time points during the alcohol session than at the corresponding time points during the control session. Read abstract 2) Relationship of alcohol intake and sex steroid concentrations in blood in pre- and post-menopausal women. Women with a moderate intake of alcohol have higher concentrations of sex steroids in serum, and higher risk of developing breast cancer, compared to non-drinkers. Read abstract. 3) Controlled study on the combined effect of alcohol and tobacco smoking on testosterone in alcohol-dependent men. The effect of alcohol and tobacco is cumulative, with higher levels of alcohol and tobacco consumption being associated with higher levels of testosterone before and after alcohol withdrawal. Read abstract. If anyone out there finds something a bit more on target, send it in. This one's in from my man Steve.
Local legend J.D. Protiva now faces criminal assault charges in addition to Forest Service charges of illegal logging and construction. Read about it over at the azdailysun.com. The whole thing is one big train wreck. In other local news, it's snowing again. It is falling outside my window today in fat, lazy flakes. And it makes me want to head outside. That is really saying something as I usually curse the snow and the evil it brings as an ungodly abomination. No, not this year, kiddies. Since I won't be doing much in the way of "riding" for a bit yet, I'm not exactly missing anything. No road trips to Tucson to get in miles, no mountain bike rides in Sedona's sunshine, no nothing. Just me and a bad attitude locked up in this piece. I do have another night of 80's Trivia to look forward too. We split last night's double header and had to go into extra innings to break the tie. We took turns reading all the questions on a pair of cards until one of us had answered more correctly. It took a few rounds as the first one was all blanks for both of us. Not to inspiring when you read down every category and can't answer even one correctly. The nightly series is tied at one and one as my better half took the victory. Would you believe some people actually suggest I she'd be better described as my far better half. Link dump: [fun] boobsoftheday.blogspot.com That's it, I'm out.
It's been awhile since I've been in front of this machine to read emails or update the site. Looks like I'll be doing a bit of both today. And how. Last nights update didn't get posted until today. And so it goes. I hope everyone had a fine holiday; drank and ate plenty, exchanged gifts and visited family and friends. I know I did all of the above. It'll take weeks for my waistline, liver and bank account to recover. As it should be. The big news of the moment is James Brown, the god father of soul, has passed away. To say he'll be missed would be a vast understatement. That guy had class we won't see again for years. If ever. And, I know he got popped for all kinds of offenses. I don't care. He was hugely influential. His impact is inarguable. He was one of a kind. Former President Gerald Ford also passed on this week, but this page had enough of the political crap on it as it is. I'll just say he did the job that needed doing after Nixon and Watergate. Can you imagine trying to pick up the pieces of the Nixon presidency? That was not an easy row to hoe. In fact, it was one of the shittier gigs I can imagine inheriting. Link dump: [james brown thread] drunkcyclist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=704 In other big news, the Philadelphia Eagles beat down the Dallas Cowboys like nobodies business on Monday. Big Tex undoubtedly cried in his beer all day long. I'm glad Philly fucked up his Christmas. He sent me an email afterwards. It said the following: "Good job on Christmas. I hope the Eagles lose this week." Oh man, this is fun. The Eagles are on fire and in the playoffs. A win over Atlanta and the Birds take the NFC East. Life is good.
My wife got the Trivial Pursuit Totally 80's Edition for Christmas this year. She bought it herself, wrapped it, and put it under the tree with a "from jonny" tag. When she opened it, I had to ask her twice, wait, you're saying that one is from me? Yep. The woman has a way of getting what she wants, even if it means she has to buy it herself. So tonight I'm in the kitchen, and she looks up from the table. I freeze like a deer in the headlights. She's setting out the board, question cards and game pieces. And she says "Get yourself whatever drink its going to take to get you through this. It's go time." We decide to play blitz style where you get a pie piece for every correct answer regardless of where you are on the board. It goes a hell of a lot faster that way. And speed is a good thing with board games, it keeps the action moving. I somehow take the opening game. I'd claim skills but it was really just a couple of gimmie questions. Absolute luck. Most of the shit I have never heard of. Really. There are no easy categories. And I grew up in the 80's. You'd think we had accidentally gotten the "80's in Great Britain" game by accident. After the win she tells me we're playing again with a tie breaker planned for tomorrow night. We play again, and I mount and unbelievable come from behind, down by four, kid outta nowhere, win one for the Gipper onslaught and take the victory. She sat in stunned silence. "But I love the 80's", she said, her voice trailing off. I should have let her win. Would it have been so hard to give the wrong answer a couple of times? I'll bet she would have known if I gave it away. And charity would just piss her off. And I know now we'll be playing again tomorrow night regardless of the need for a tie breaker.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Solstice and Global Orgasm Day. I think I've about covered all of it. Sorry if I missed anything in there. Christmas is upon us. And not a moment too soon either. Not that I hate to see it go, but man, the buildup for this thing is way to long. It overshadows both Halloween and Thanksgiving, two fun days in their own right. I hope you got all your shopping done. Me? Oh, I'm a lazy bastard. Done is a relative term. And so is "present". Can you say "re-wrap"? Today's link dump: [good job asswipe] networkworld.com/community/?q=node/9999 Some emails for a Friday:
I do aim to please. And fuck the Cowboys.
What I know about whaling could fit in a thimble. Or in a sentence: It's lame.
Yo. Happy Solstice. The pendulum is about to start swinging the other way. And not a day too soon either, I'm damn near suicidal over here. God damn the shortest day of the year. It's evil. Sunlight is a good thing. And I, for one, cannot get enough of it. I'd live on the equator if I could swing it. Believe that. There really isn't anywhere else I'd rather be. Well, ok, riding a bar stool would be better. Years ago I had a landscaping job. I was dating a girl, and her uncle needed help. So I got a job with him. We met in the morning over at his house. I get there the first day, we're all standing around outside in his driveway waiting for something to happen and one of the guys mentioned how you don't want to wear your boots in the owners place, his wife gets pissed about it, blah blah blah. I'm looking down at my sneakers and wondering why I'm hearing this. I'm not here to go in his house, I'm here to make money. Oh, you don't want to piss her off, blah blah blah. Ok, I tell the guys, all older than me, I'm not wearing boots. But I'll take off my sneakers if she asks. I'm half joking, one quarter serious and one quarter fuck you. Oh, you don't want her to have to ask, blah blah blah. By this time I'm done with it. Fifteen minutes with these assholes and I'm done. They all go inside for some coffee, take off their boots all slow like talking the whole time about the big sacrifice their making. Make a big deal about it. All the things they do for her. Whatever. You guys are a bunch of assholes. It's 6:30 am, you knew you were going in for coffee when you got out of bed and drove over here. Why did you even lace 'em up in the first place? Everyone goes inside. I stand out on the gravel driveway by myself watching the sun through the early morning Pennsylvania haze, wondering what my next job will be. It's pretty damn clear this ain't gonna work out. In fact, I wonder if I'll make it to lunch. And so it goes. Link dump: [oh for fucks sake] drunkcyclist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=700 About that last one, the linerider... I've drawn up some sick shit for the little man (or little lady) to hit up. This is the time waster of the year as far as I'm concerned. And this is coming from a guy who can waste a lot of time. Maybe I should just shut the hell up about the snow already. I've had it easy.
Yee haa. It snowed. I can't even fake enthusiasm at this point. Fuck it.
Whatever. Not like it makes any difference to my fat ass these days. I'm all about indoor sports. Like bourbon surfing. Trying to be funny tonight. Thought I'd maybe write a little story or something. Not really working out for me. I haven't anything, ah, bike to talk about. Ok. Here goes. Last night Jackass Justin came through town and spent the night on his way to Utah. We walked out into my garage and looked at all my bikes hanging on hooks like so many sides of beef. I took down my Voodoo and showed him my new cross fork. He approved. I squeezed the front brake a few times. And the bike went right back up on the hook. Just kill me. The shortest day of the year, the Winter Solstice, is just around the corner. I can't wait to get past that one. Over the hump and down the other side. Come Friday, the days will be getting longer. And I, for one, am a big fan of daylight. This darkness stuff sucks ass. I don't know how people can stand it up in places like Alaska. Or, Moscow Idaho. Link dump: [wicked cool] ridingthespine.com
I may never sleep again after that...
It's the war on (insert here). Full article.
Iverson going to the Nuggets? Yep, that's what I heard. Read it here. Not sure how I feel about it yet. Maybe it's a good thing, maybe it's a bad thing. Whatever. But I can say I'm not to worried about it. If I cared much about the Sixers this time of year, I wouldn't sleep at all. The Sixers are just plain horrible. And I mean horrible. They might as well just shuffle the deck and get it over with. They're 5 and 18, the absolute bottom of the Atlantic. And I don't see that changing any time soon, whether they keep Iverson there or not. Even if they were on top of the Atlantic, it's still December. They'd have plenty of time to fall apart well before the playoffs start. Can you smell the Philly on my breath? I've got no expectations out of that ball club. None. Zero. Nada. The big goose egg. What else is new? Snow. Yep. It snowed yesterday, last night and more today. It's winter in the northland of Arizona. I'm just glad I'm not wasting my time trying to ride a bike this year. Otherwise, I'd probably be all pissed off and shit. But, instead, I'm taking it like a man. One glass of gin at a time. Link dump: [landis and ullrich still in it] cyclingnews.com
Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don't already know. And, yes, making fun of me does get your blog listed around here.
Floyd Landis recently was quoted as saying "What it comes down to is that I'm being accused of stupidity more than doping." How do you think your fans feel? Like maybe they're stupid too? This pic is what it looks like outside my office window today. And by "office" I also mean "spare bedroom".
Yep. It's snowing. Like all hell. Not like I care this year; I'm not much into the "bike riding" at the moment. There is a blood drive here in Flagstaff next week on Friday. Info as follows:
It's a good thing. Aside from the whole "stuck on the Raiders" part. And what the fuck is it with the quotes today. Am I "losing it"? Link dump: [riis should fire... himself] cyclingnews.com/...interviews/bjarne_riis I got a letter from Big Tex, the
Who would have thought four weeks ago that the two of us would both be watching that game with our playoffs hopes on the line? Man, I'll tell ya, whoever scheduled that game really fucked up Christmas for both our families. My parents are having everyone over at their place on Monday, and my old man is already planning the meal around the game. Makes perfect sense to me. Completely logical, in fact. I mean, what else could I possibly be expected to do other that sit in front of a tv come kick off at 3:00 Mountain Time? This is not understood by most of the women in the family. Actually, I don't think it makes sense to any of the women in the family. They think we can just turn the game off and sit down to dinner, maybe even talk with each other. What? Are you joking? Talk? About what? My mother told us yesterday as we left to go watch the Eagles, "Remember it's only a game." "Only a game?", my father said over and over, "Can you believe she said it's only a game?
You ain't the only one saying it: Ghosts of T.O.'s past band together to haunt NFC East. Personally I'm hoping the Eagles beat the Cowboys right out of playoff contention next week. But, that probably won't happen as the Cowboys would most likely be the NFC Wildcard with a loss. And who knows when they'd match up post season. Jeff Garcia is the messiah from where I'm standing. The guy is due after some bad year in Cleveland and Detroit, where, arguably, no one has had many "good years". And I think he'll be very motivated to play well against T.O.'s new squad. Very motivated.
There are (or were) ways to look at last night's football game where Dallas beat Atlanta 38 to 28. I was thinking an Atlanta loss was a good thing as the Eagles had been tied for the wildcard spot with Atlanta and the NY Giants. Distancing themselves from both those teams would get them in the playoffs. The other side of the coin was fuck the Cowboys, we're gonna knock them out of the top spot and take the NFC East. Stranger things have happened, and it could certainly happen. I hate them Cowboys (eat it Big Tex!) but I was going for the Atlanta loss more than anything. I like to aim low. That's probably why I keep shooting myself in the foot. We'll see what this Monday brings, when the Eagles play the Cowboys in Dallas. If the Eagles take that one, both teams end up with 9 and 6 records with Philly holding the tie breaker. Oh, Merry Christmas to me. Link dump: [blogness] mattye.net Now that I'm back from watching the Eagles beat the Giants on the road, with a belly full of beer, I'm beginning to believe in Philly's chances. Maybe I went with the wildcard plan to soon? Could be. A lot of this rests on next Monday's game in Dallas. To say its huge is an understatement. Tomorrow I'll be hung over and happy. And that's ok.
I am in the strange and inevitable position of actually cheering for the Dallas Cowboys. They play Atlanta tonight, and Philly needs wins over Atlanta as both teams are vying for the NFC wildcard. An Atlanta loss is better than an Atlanta win at this point. Football, like politics, can make for some strange bedfellows. Strange, I know. I don't know if I've ever wanted the Cowboys to win. If I have, I can't remember it at the moment. And I'm sure Big Tex up in Colorado is just fucking loving this. That bastard. Then come Sunday, I'll be watching the Eagles play the Giants. A must win game for the birds if ever there was one. Come on Billy Penn, do that voodoo that you do so well. In local news, our Mr. Steve Garro is the proud owner of one stationary bike trainer. Signed, sealed and delivered. Good work folks, good work indeed. The response to my post a few days ago was, well, very positive. You folks are some very good people. You can all stop emailing me now. Link dump: [George and Jane Cage update] drunkcyclist.com/forum...
Lets keep it clean out there folks. If you carried it out on the ride, you can carry it back with you to the end.
It is sad, but I still kinda hope I can teach my daughter to yell at people some day. She's gonna be just like her Daddy: Angry at the entire world.
I just scored one of these proto shirts from Leak House. And it's more reflective than I imagined possible. I'd say something like "this product would have kept me off the hood of that car" except for the fact I was hit at high noon on a cloudless, sunny Saturday. But come summertime, when I'm riding again and I don't need three layers to venture out into the winter wonderland, this baby is going to get a lot of mileage. What they don't show you (and I think they should) is that the back of the shirt has a nice repeating pattern of, for lack of a better term, cubes of that oh-so-special reflective jazz in a strip across the shoulders. Just consider it more Buick Repellant. Today's shitbag, suckass links: [click on furry karma sutra] furrykamasutra.com
Truth be told, I don't pray either. We just do what we can.
Today I visited two friends that are both recovering from back (and other) injuries. The first was Steve Garro of Coconino fame. My man is coming along. He was hit by a car on his bike on October 7, 2005. We shot the shit, drank some coffee and even went for a walk. Yep. There is some big stuff going on with him these days. Steve is able to walk several hundred feet with the aid of his forearm crutches. And I gotta tell ya, it's a joy to witness. One this Steve asked me about was whether I know anyone who was looking to sell a stationary After working Steve for all his coffee and hearing his war stories twice, I drove over to the hospital and popped in on Joel Yates. Joel's in good spirits, cracking jokes just like always. Fucking kid always makes me smile. I'm glad I was able to do the same for him today. He's slated for surgery tomorrow morning. Big stuff happening with Joel at the moment too. His younger brother threw together a quick blog to provide updates to his condition, etc. Check it out: recoveryjoel.wordpress.com. After spending some time with those two today, I feel like I might be the luckiest guy on the planet. I got tagged by a drunk driver going 55 miles per hour, and I walked out of the hospital 5 days later. And, I'll be honest, it's hard not to feel a little spooked out by it too. I've got two beat up vertebrae that aren't ever going to be like they were before. But I could have had it far, far worse than I did. And I am so fucking glad it wasn't worse. Looks like the Sixers are going to unload Iverson for whatever he's worth in new personnel, draft picks, top ramen packets or empty nine millimeter shell casings. And not a moment too soon. It's about time they shuffled the deck. The Sixers have given me a sum total of dick to get excited about lately save their new "lets set a losing steak record" plan. But the Suns, now those kids are on fire. But I digress... I've got three Sixers jerseys in my closet right now; Charles Barkley, Jerry Stackhouse and Allen Iverson. Might as well just call 'em all former Philly players the way this is going. Iverson is as good as gone. Assuming, or course, he's worth $12 US dollars in top ramen packets on the open market. Thanks for the memories, try not to get arrested on your way out of town. Could Stackhouse could come back to Philly in some crazy deal with Dallas? Whatever. As long as something happens. And I've already wasted enough time writing about basketball. The season is what, 340 games long? It's four games short of baseball, right? So I don't need to start paying much attention to the league till about, um, March. Right after college gets sorted out in a month long orgy of Cinderella stories, upsets and kids outta nowhere. Oh, it promises to be fun. All over again. Link dump: [oh my] news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm Regarding that "spillage in the village" link above, check out the backstory on that event. And, I've been told, you can scroll down for yet another pic of the women's winner, the girl they call "hotness". Ok, I scrolled. And, no, I'm not kidding about her name.
I'll take some good news right about now.
Super Tuesday this ain't. Not much going on around here. In fact, it's just plain stupid. In other news, I'm taking the credit for the Eagles win over the Redskins this past Sunday. Oh yes. I was all me and the Billy Penn Project. [poodolf] sprinklebrigade.com/gallery-main.html
Thanks for that, man. I'm out.
Friend of Drunkcyclist and all around good guy Joel Yates was involved in a car accident yesterday. He and a friend were driving back from the Grand Canyon when Joel's car left the road and rolled. Joel was ejected from the vehicle. Joel is currently at Flagstaff Medical Center with spinal injuries. The Doctors have drawn a line, roughly equal with his sternum, where his sensation ends. I don't know how else to say it. I've typed it out ten different ways and deleted it each time. There is no easy way to write something like this. My man is paralyzed. Last night I helped Big Pun put down a fifth of bourbon. He and Joel have known each other for ten years. I met Joel through Pun. Today, after stopping by the hospital, Pun and I drove out to Valle to get Joel's personnel belongings out of his wrecked car at a towing yard. It's been one hell of a day. When I visited Joel in the ICU, where I had been just four months ago with my own spinal injuries, and I looked down at him in that bed... it was like I was looking at one of the pictures of myself. We're both ugly bastards who somehow make neck braces look good. But, in all seriousness, seeing him there in the same place I spend a few days (which I can barely remember) hooked to the same damn machines, doped up on the same damn drugs, hit me like a ton of bricks. Pretty heavy duty stuff right there. And imagine how my man Pun is feeling with a second buddy of his hurt in four months. Its a lot for a man to take. Thoughts and prayers, folks, that's all I ask of you tonight. Thoughts and prayers.
<-- The two four cometh. Yeah. It's true. Get your shit together and register for this one quick like. The time is now. The drunkcyclist team for the 24 Hours of the Old Pueblo is starting to shape up. And I'm no part of it for the fist time in five years. As you can imagine, I'm not so happy about that particular development. But, as they say, it could be worse. I'll still be able to hang out and drink beer with girl(s) dressed as the St. Paulie Girl. Actually, I'm not so sure about that last part. But one can dream. Since I haven't mentioned it already: Happy Friday everyone. Good to be through the work week. If you have never experienced the magic of El Guero Canelo, my favorite Tucson area taquería, you are definitely missing out. Make an effort to get there. You owe it to yourself. They've even updated their website: elguerocanelo.com I got an email today with the picture below. Have I just been outed?
How can I argue with that? My dark secret is finally reveled. I'm a vegetable farmer. Link dump: [phoenix idiotarod ] chromatest.net/Idiotarod 2007 Single Speed World Championships info coming at ya:
I've always wanted to visit Scotland...
I'm with ya. Splashing this guy across the front page, on top of the fold, and calling him a "monkey wrencher" is to bad mouth the entire environmental movement. That guy is no more an environmentalist than George Bush is a diplomat. And, the conspiracy theorist in me wonders if that was by design.
Looks good from here.
You guys know how to have a good time.
This will be a short one 'cause daddy's got somewhere to be. I phoned up Bensey and talked him off the couch. Time to head down to the Monte Vista and catch some live music for once in our lives. Not like he's already in a band or anything. So, seriously, I've got like ten minutes to pull this out of my ass. Link dump: [whoa] hornymanatee.com Ok, that's it. I'm bailing.
This just in: The statement on 2005 Fatality Figures. Quote: "fatalities have increased more than 20 percent since 2003..." I have a link to a pdf of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration study, the 2005 Traffic Safety Facts. You want the drunkcyclist.com statement? "That shit is fucked up." Link dump: [it's the business] sideorderofham.com This next one isn't exactly how I would say it, but point taken. I guess Carmichael not doing nine hours and going down a grand last year really impressed the "in" crowd. Leadville just jumped the shark.
Again, not exactly how I'd say it... In other fun news:
On any given Sunday, hearts are broken all across America. Or, in this case, on Monday night
Muggers I'm fine with. Cowboys I'm not.
Is it worth wilderness trail access if we throw open the gates to the oil companies at the same time? That could be the million dollar question. And, if Bush is such an avid mountain biker, why does he seem unconcerned about the logging and mining industries beating the shit out of the forest? Does he ride somewhere different from the rest of us?
The Eagles won last night against the Carolina Panthers. Was it because Rocky was there? I'm staring to like Jeff Garcia more and more. Nobody gave him any respect last night. In fact, the fans last night booed him just for breathing. I thought he looked pretty damn good in that first game against Indy. Sure it was a loss, but it's fucking Indianapolis. A lot of teams have lost to them this year, and a lot more will before this thing is through. Garcia threw 19 for 23, and 82.6% completion rate, for 140 yards against the Colts. His opening drive was awesome. Sure it ended with zero points, Akers missed a 36 yard field goal. And c'mon, how often does that happen? Aker's is almost 88% from that distance for his career. But, it's not like an extra three points would have done much in a 24 point loss. So, back to Garcia, he's playing so good he's got people asking Donovan who? He's thrown six touchdowns and zero interceptions. He completed 21 of 39 passes for 312 yards and three touchdowns last night. That is one hell of a game by any standards. What does the guy have to do to win over the Eagles fans, walk on water? Fly? Leap over building with a single bound? Win a championship? Whatever. Philly is still in the playoff hunt, Billy Penn be damned. Link dump: [dingle speed] dirtragmag.com/...stuff_reviews Today's emails:
I did like reading that one of Dirksen's trademark stage announcements was to say "Tonight's band may not be the best, but you are one of our lesser audiences ... Class.
I found numbers through 2001 on the facts section of the bikeleague.org website. You can view the pdf put together by the National Center for Statistics& Analysis here: nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/...2001pedal.pdf. I can't tell if it's getting worse through this year from the data linked above, but my own experience seems to suggest that it is. I'm getting emails all the time regarding injured cyclists. All the time. And, of course, I got hit I've taken to listing them all in the biker down section of the drunkcyclist forum. Please feel free to register for the forum and list accidents there yourselves. And regarding yesterdays' post:
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There is a lot of love in this room tonight...
Happy Monday. Today our local paper, the Arizona Daily Sun, has an article titled Monkey-wrencher of the Peaks about a guy named J.D Protiva. The opening reads, "Longtime activist J.D. Protiva risks jail by stringing cable across motorcycle trails near spotted owl nests." The cables are, as the article states, "at about waist level and in a ravine so that unsuspecting motorcyclists coming the other direction would hit it and go flying off their bikes..." This type of shit kills people. What Mr. Protiva is up to is not Monkeywrenching. From Chapter One of Ecodefense, A Field Guide to Monkeywrenching:
Stringing a steel cable across a trail you know people will ride on bicycles and motorcycles, in a way that will cause the motorcyclists and bicyclist to hit the cable and be removed from their motorcycle or bicycle is without question violent. You are willfully trying to cause injury to an unsuspecting trail user. And therefore it cannot be considered 'monkeywrenching'. Draining the oil out of a bulldozer. Putting sand in the gas tank of some large beast of the logging industry. Causing flat tires. That's monkeywrenching. Hurting people is not. The trail is named Challenger. I've ridden it. I can barely stand it and may never ride it again for the rest of my life. But my man the gnome loves it. He rides his motorcycle on it as well as his mountain bike. He says it's his favorite trail. He rocks it. I've seen it. He disappears and then waits for me for however long it takes me to get to where he already is. The thought of him running straight into a steel cable stretched across the trail when he's railing into one of the trails many ravines makes me sick to my stomach. I'm leaning pretty god damn far to the left here people. I collect and drive all my empty glass bottles (and there are a lot, let me assure you) over to the city recycling collection rather than just throwing it in the trash. I support environmental protection. I give to charity. I reuse. I reduce. But this shit is way beyond me. My friend, who is an expectant father, could get his ass killed my some bearded shitbag who knowingly and willfully sets deathtraps because he doesn't like the trail. I don't like the trail. So I don't ride it. I don't know about the spotted owls, but I can hear the cars down on Schultz Pass road from up there when the wind is blowing right. I figure those owls are hearing all kinds of noise, all summer long. To quote our Mr. J.D. Protiva; "I'd gladly give my life to closing down this Challenger Trail." That's great J.D. The problem is you're going to end up taking someone else's life. I'll make a deal with you J.D.: If someone I know and love gets his head cut off by one of your cables, I will personally shoot every fucking spotted owl I can find near that trail and eat their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti. That was tonight's Silence of the Lambs reference. Thank you. The link dump: [nazi's suck it] youtube.com Straight to the email then. I've done enough damage for one night.
My fat ass will be there.
He sounds like a Philadelphia Eagles fan, doesn't he?
It's true, I had suspected as much. I feel so vindicated all of the sudden.
Well said. I'm off to watch Monday Night Football and drink beer. I know, it's the good life.
The Arizona State Cross Race was today. My man Snake took home his fourth State Title racing for Drunkcyclist/Voodoo. I'm just glad I get to stand next to him and bask in his glory. Which is good, because it was damn cold out today. The race was scheduled to kick off at 10:30, but it was a few minutes late. The thermometer in my car said it was 26 degrees out at 10:37. And that's just fucking stupid cold. Some horrible pics are up in the gallery. I expect some of the far better photographs that the gnome took will be up at his website sooner or later. Either that, or they'll end up in my gallery. Go figure. I already knew my camera wasn't exactly the best money could buy. But I was still a bit surprised when it hardly worked at all in the cold weather. Of course, I should note that it is a poor musician who blames his instrument. Then I come home to the damn Cowboys - Giants game. The only good thing about those two teams playing is one of them doesn't win. I had to phone up Big Tex to tell him he's a bastard after Martin Gramatica kicked in that 46 yard field goal. He told me he knew it was me as soon as the phone rang. Of course he did. Who else would call? Fucking Cowboys... Tomorrow, Eagles - Panthers. Could be good. Could be ugly. Since Jesus hates me, I expect ugly. Two links tonight, it's late and I'm cooked. [biker down] drunkcyclist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=665 Yep, that's it. Put a fork in me, I'm done.
Oh yeah. Its the weekend. And I'm enjoying it. Link dump: [automated targeting system] msnbc.msn.com Today's upcoming race announcement: The deadline for entry at the Trans-Iowa is fast approaching. Get your cards in by December 16th if you think riding straight across Iowa in one shot sounds like fun. Emails
It's dangerous out there, folks.
One more and I'm out.
Where does that leave me if I have a garage full of good bikes I can't ride and a good woman?
I've been loading some new old stuff in the galleries for your viewing pleasure. Namely: fan pics. My man Steve sent me this next one.
He said, "Sometime I feel like the egg." Yeah. Don't we all. Thank Short notice, but the 17th annual Bike Punk Enduro is the coming Sunday, December 3rd. Info up in the forum. "Her very name inspires enthusiastic shivers of delight through anyone familiar with child molestation or popular culture of the mid-1980's." (source; rotten.com/...traci-lords) Yeah, right. She may have been under 18, but she sure didn't look it. That chick was what all of us who went to high school in the 80's wished we could find. If that ain't the American Dream, I don't know what is. Today's fun quote: In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile-and the
rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together. Not necessarily
to Win, but to keep from Losing Completely. We owe that to ourselves
and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked
sheep...but we owe it especially to our children, who will have to live
with our loss and all its long-term consequences. I don't want my son
asking me, in 1984, why his friends are calling me a "Good German". Dump of links: [ride. log. repeat.] bikejournal.com Emails coming at ya.
I hadn't seen this till today. And now that I've spend most of the morning watching them instead of all doing all the things I'm supposed to be doing, I'm sure to be catching hell later. Looks like Daddy's got a few new games for the family this weekend. First up, an all time favorite called That trash can ain't full. Followed by The baby can wear those clothes again 'cause Daddy didn't to any laundry on Friday. And you don't want to miss What'd ya mean we're out of food? We can eat flour! Kids love flour!. I'm fucking doomed.
You go with god. I'll stay here with beer. Info and press release up in upcoming events section of the forum.
Up next, beer prices and a biker down:
Damn. Another cell phone related cyclist fatality below. It never ends.
The entire article is up in the forum's biker down section for your review and comment. The key gaf reads: State's Attorney Julia Rietz made the call not to lodge any more serious charge than improper lane usage against Stark, saying that the legal definition of recklessness, to sustain reckless homicide or reckless driving, did not fit her actions. Followed by: But Gloria Wilhelm, the mother of the victim, was not reticent... "Julia Rietz said it would be hard to prosecute 'willful and wanton' (behavior) and the driver could have 'no reasonable expectation of a bike on the side of the road,'..." And that is the battle we must wage, ladies and gentleman. Bicycles are not some unexpected curiosity motorists must endure such as a deer darting out into the domain of the automobile. Without question there should be a 'reasonable expectation' of a bicyclist using the roadway. At all times. And in all places. It is absolutely inexcusable that the State's Attorney Mr. Rietz has taken the position that a cyclist is some kind of abnormality. Something totally unexpected. Something no motorist should be expected to prepare for in the course of driving an automobile on the nation's highways and biways. What are you going to tell me next, sure I fired my rifle in the air, but I didn't think anyone would be fucking dumb enough to be standing there when the bullet came back down? To them, a bike on the road is an event outside of human control, akin
to an act of Bikes belong.
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