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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Think about that one for a while. This patroit stuff is a bunch of bullshit. Straight up. Now, you just have to buy everything with cash and never, ever sign your name. Getting a book from the library? No way. Use someone else’s internet account, someone else’s email. Never buy anything, ever. Photocopy, download it somewhere, just get it for free. Save money and keep your name out of the federal databases. That’s the game they want to play, fine. I’ll be heading up to Phoenix to stay with my sister over the Thanksgiving holiday. Don’t expect any updates on the old drunkcyclist for a couple of days. I’ll see some of you on the Flight of the Pigs. Until then, adios muchachos.
From dailyrotten.com. On November 26, 1976, "Sex Pistols single Anarchy in the UK released. The song later appeared on Never Mind the Bollocks. Sadly, it has yet to be equaled." Ain’t it the truth, baby. Punk fucking rock. One of the greatest albums of all times as far as I'm concerned. I must have bought that when I was in seventh grade. I still listen to it. So, ah, anyone else think there is going to be a head coach position open in Detroit? Enough football. Good news for gnomes and gnome lovers everywhere. Long live the Gnome Liberation Front.
And, great God almighty, the Bush twins turned 21. Now those two fuckups can go out and get in some real trouble, not this pussy underage drinking crap. I can’t wait to see which one gets popped for cocaine possession first. Would you be scared?
Check this out, groundupdesigns.com.
And I thought I knew how to train like a hardman. I don’t know shit. Go check out bikesnotbombs.org. Doing the right things for all the right reasons. And, in the words of the executive director, "With all of the world thinking about the war, we have a nice way to decrease our dependency on oil - teach communities how to ride, repair and recycle bicycles." Now, that I can agree with. I don’t usually talk to much football here on drunkcyclist. But, God damn, did anyone else see Koy Detmer play tonight? He was having a hell of a game. I don’t know all the numbers off the top of my head. And the game is still on, so I can’t check the stats anywhere. Something in the neighborhood of 225 yards, 18 for 26, and a couple of touchdowns. He came out under pressure and produced. Fucking guy was kicking ass. Now his arm is busted up and the Eagles are playing a third string quarterback. Absolutely unreal. It’s all green around here motherfuckers. This could be the year. Yeah, fuck Tampa Bay.
Today I had my first and last taste of the Tour de Tucson. In a word: Insane. I rolled out the usual Saturday morning shootout route, expecting to have the group catch me. Oh, did they ever. The front of that thing was going to beat all hell. The back of it was hell. I rode in the bunch for all of about five miles. All it took was one wreck right in front of me and I was out of there. I’ve got no helmet, no health insurance and no good reason to bump shoulders at 32 mile per hour with a bunch of fucking squirrels. The whole thing was constantly surging like a line of retarded boxcars, wind it up, skid, wind it up, skid. Fucking crazy. The only way to ride that thing is way at the front, and that means pinning it at 35 and staying there. I was in the front end of it for a while, but fuck that in November. I’ve been back on the bike tooling around for all of three weeks. I’m not going to ride for a hundred miles on the rivet without some real motivation. And motivation I am sorely lacking. I think the ride chant today was, "slowing". I tried to add, "swerving!" and "learning!". But, no one thought I was funny. Too busy unzipping the old windbreaker and dealing with a six inch rainbow of snot to laugh I guess. The worm turned, as they say, when the 51st touch of wheels led to three guys hitting the deck. Right on front of me. Nothing but screaming and skidding, swerving and yelling. One big jumbled mass, they looked like spiders mating, all legs and arms sticking out every which way. Writhing and ejecting water bottles, pumps and damn near everything else. Trainwreck in front of me, up against the curb of the median, I can’t go left. Pressure coming from the right. When I say pressure, I mean bodies leaning on me as everyone readjusts to the chaos. My eyes were on the prize, searching out a sliver of daylight. Not gonna happen. If I go any further I’m going down. The mating spider horror show in front of me seems to actually be accelerating as they slide. I’m behind, first in line to die. Sparks are flying off pedals and the skid of lycra turns the white streak of some poor bastards ass checks getting squared off nicely. I’m off the back of the saddle, the brake levers pulled all the way down against the bars. I’m trying to keep the rear end down and please God don’t skid. I’m getting pressure from behind now. Will I be run down from the blind side? That would not be sporting. We all come to a stop, I’ve clicked off the switch. This bullshit. I help a couple of the boys pick up their waterbottles and get underway. These guys are flogging themselves for 853rd place. I can’t for the life of me figure out why. This even needs one big hill in the first five miles. I’d take care of all this shit. Just blow it up in the first twenty minutes so everyone can make it to work on Monday in one piece. The route turned left, and I went straight. Here’s a site to check out, nwracereport.com.
This is where I went to college. One word: Lumberjack. Since I’m sick and fucking tired of making thumbnail images out of this shit, I’ll just run it like this. This is priceless. These fuckers are a bunch of kick ass rednecks. And this fucking guy, well this guy fucks sheep. Oh dear lord, thank you Laura from Holland. Es muy spectacular. And, oh yes, there is more. Isn’t there always with Laura? sexy_bike.tripod.com Now remember to say "thank you laura".
Hell yeah buddy. We’re all about Koy Detmer up in this house. ‘Cause it’s all we got. And that reloadbag shit is capital PIMP. Those are some of the nicest messenger bags I’ve ever seen. Maybe I should get a custom DC bag for the old fat man? I could use it to carry beer. Maybe I'll see some of ya out at the Tour de Tucson tomorrow morning. Unless, of course, I just say fuck it and keep riding straight on Mission. Could happen.
Now, the Flight of the Pigs is supposed to be fun. In Jimbo’s own words, "The Flight is not a race.". So why is Casey all up my ass?
Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. Lets open up the request line.
I’ve never seen it, or even heard of it for that matter. But, I’ll see what shows up. Could be just about anything at this point. What I mean to say is nothing would surprise me. This is to be the last mention of safetrails.net I’m going to make on this site. At least, that’s the idea right now.
I’ll just let you do the asking. And as far as porn and mountain bikes, yes, that’s what I do. I read on your site, sbtrails.com that a hiker was struck on your local trails by an unknown biker just last week. I don’t know what’s going on out there, but it sounds like you guys have a lot of work to do. You should never be going so fast down a trail, around corners and such, that you cannot stop in time not to hit someone. Be aware that people have every right to go out and walk, jog, stroll and stumble around in the woods. Just as we have the right to ride bikes. I don’t know whom I'm most at odds with, dumbass hikers that don’t want me out on my bike or dumbass downhill clowns that hit and run. Think about it. I’m serious. Neither one of you are doing the bike community any favors. Share the trails. Yield to uphill traffic. Dismount for horses. And for fucks sake, earn your turns. Friends don’t let friends shuttle. Now read this one.
Then I built up a set. Very cool. No more flats. One thing the Arizona boys seem to do is throw all that together on the heaviest, piece of fucking shit wheels they can find. Mine are some shitbag semi-aero Fir rims, 36 non butted spokes, brass nipples and ultegra hubs. Fucking tanks. It's a one way ticket to the pain cave. I just put regular tubes in, ‘cause I couldn’t push them around anymore. Everyone around here is riding these racey wheels that weigh half as much as mine. And you know what? I’ve flatted twice this week. The whole time I had the system goin, I never flatted once. Not friggin once. I think I’m going back.
Today, I cracked. I turned the heat on in my apartment. I know, I know, I’m a punk. I can almost hear Snake calling me a bitch already. Oh well, I got the dirt on him already. What’s that? Yeah. Turning on the heat is apparently more complicated than one would originally think. First off, the folks I rent from had to send me a letter about it. Good thing they did too, or I would have just lit the pilot light myself and got busy. "Due to insurance requirements we ask you NOT to perform and of the conversion work by yourself." Conversion work? What the fuck are you people talking about? "…once the conversion had taken place, you will be unable to use your evaporative cooler." Hmm, this is getting interesting. I had better actually do what they say on this one. I got in a bit of trouble when I first moved in. See, the swamp cooler wasn’t working. Since those things aren’t exactly built on rocket science technology, I didn’t call, no, I just climbing up on the roof and took the damn lid off that mother fucker. When I did call it was only to ask if I could deduct the cost of the $8.95 water pump from my rent, and if I needed to bring by the receipt. You’d think from the tone of the woman on the other end of the line I had called to inform her I had just run over her dog. Twice. Yeah, that was no damn good. I had to assure all parties involved I wouldn’t be performing repairs in the future to the property. So, that leaves lighting the pilot light out then, eh? Well, I call and Skippy the Wonder Fixer shows up. He has a ladder and a bucket of tools. He needs to turn a knob to "on" and light the pilot. He asks me for a match. You see where I’m going with this? I mean, what the fuck, are you people joking? What am I supposed to do if the pilot light goes out? Call Skippy again? He’s nothing if not inspiring and competent. And, he brings a ladder. Yeah, I don’t think so. So, when I get back from riding with the Gnome today, he says, "Man, is it fucking hot in here. Is the heater on? "No, man, it’s just the pilot. And it’s about the hottest pilot light I’ve ever seen." Gnomes is already turning it down, and he goes, "Fuck, it went out." I hand him the matches. And so it goes. The days first fine link will be this, sniggle.net. You can thank my main man Flakey Caserton for that one. Way to get on ‘em. Yeah. ""I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian god may exist; so may the gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But no one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other: they lie outside the region of even probable knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to consider any of them." The Quotable Bertrand Russell p. 138" I found that through sniggle.net. Pretty good shit over that way. I’ll be spending some time there. Everyone remember to thank Casey for the link. I had to move that fucking gigantic letter I wrote to the fine folks at safetrails.net to a new page. Just ‘cause it’s all huge and shit. So, you can click here if you wanna peep the manuscript. For all you cats who keep asking me what’s the hot tub site all about, check this link. Girls, beer and hot tubs. It’s a match made in heaven. And, just when I thought I had closed the book on safetrails.net, this show up.
Yee haa. Is it fucking Friday yet? I mean, for fucks sake. Check out alwaysmad.com. I heard a joke on espn this morning. My wife says I bet on football like I make love. Email. Oh yeah.
Hell yeah, buddy. Hell yeah. My one wife called me out for linking galleries with naked guys in them yesterday. Hey, those were for the ladies.
Mere words cannot possibly describe the way I feel about that woman. What else I got? More mail it looks like, complete with interesting links. Woo hoo.
Fucking Wells is out of his head. And that’s why I always root for him. God Damn, that guy should be president. I’m getting pretty fucking pissed off at the folks over at safetrails.net. So what did I do, I wrote them a letter. It’s pretty damn long, but I’m going to post it in here anyway. I figure there is a good chance they’ll carve it all up and try and make me look like an asshole. Even though I’m already and asshole. You can read the letter by clicking here.
Yee haa, another Monday morning. Fuck it. Eagles murdered the Cardinals. No big surprise there. But fuck me, McNabb may be out for 8 weeks with a busted ankle. I am not stoked. I hope ol Detmer can really pull out the stops. Enough football, this is a porn site isn't it.
Here’s one for ya, rythumandflow.com.
Nice fucking galleries. Damn, I can’t wait for July. Lets just keep rolling with the mail, ‘cause it’s Monday and my fucking head is blown to bits.
I’m usually so poor, I can’t even pay attention. Check this site out. It’s pretty lame, his "games" section, along with all the colors he uses, were jacked directly from drunkcyclist. He even links to the boob puzzle off my fucking server. Nice job, dude. Glad I could help you out. What can I possibly say to a guy who dresses up like harry potter? I’ll leave ya with this.
I’ll pass that tip along. Take it easy on the shopping carts. But the margaritas you can slaughter. Go forth and conquer young man.
They are doing it again. Yes, team evil has another website after the first one got a little to much traffic and had to get throttled back. Well, well, what do you know? Did I do that? Have at it kids, it’s evilcycling.com. Also, I’d like to bring to your attention a little side project I’ve been working on. Just check it out, the shit will speak for itself. I give to you, fubarltd.com. I think it’s totally badass. But what the fuck do I know? Go check out Bikers Respond on safetrails.net. What can you expect from people like that? It’s not like they’re gonna wake up one morning and say, wow, I’ve been wrong for all these years. Yeah right. Hell will freeze over sooner.
Today was the Tucson bicycle swap meet. And it was good. I didn’t manage to sell all that much, really, but I managed to sell enough. Nic the Dick, Tall Paul, and Ham Fist all sold more than me. But, they brought shit out with them more, and took more back home at the end of the day with all that extra loot. It’s a package deal I guess. You wanna sell more, you gotta bring more. The more you have, the more you move around. And so it goes. The whole thing is just unreal. So much shit absolutely fucking everywhere. Tons and tons of old, fucked up garbage. And it sells. The stuff that doesn’t sell is all the good stuff. If it’s high quality, you’re going to be taking it back home with you unsold. If it’s a piece of shit you found in a closet yesterday and have no idea why you’ve kept it as long as you have, it’ll sell. In ten minutes. For your asking price. And, man, do you ever catch the bug when you’re out there. I found a hundred things to buy if I found one thing. I could have brought home a 55 gallon trash can full of bizarre little cycling trinkets and bullshit. Hats, jackets, shoes, pedals, handlebars, stems, and anything else you can possibly imagine pilled up on tables as far as the eye can see. It’s a little slice of heaven for sure. Looks like Boardman’s hour record is still standing. I imagine it will stay around for a bit longer. Read the whole story over at cyclingnews.com. Bobby sent in this kick ass link. Check it out if you want to say, what the fuck? And, once again, thank you Laura from Holland. That’s about it for now, hope ya’ll have a good weekend.
Top of the list, check this shit out. I gotta go check this out. Sounds like my kind of festival. I seem to have gotten a ton of mail from folks who were equally angered at the safe trails fucks. Read on. Hey, I’m laughing.
Well, at least I know what my objective is. I’m here to make you laugh. At me. Like this guy for example. He need to learn to laugh.
That’s what I do, man. I blow shit out. I mean, what did you expect me to do? And I'm not that ignorant about Boulder. Sure, I've never lived there. But I call 'em like I see 'em.
Holy hand grenades, Big Gay Randy’s back in town from hiking around in the woods. Weeee. What else is new? I put up a link to a new page I was putting together last night, without actually uploading the page itself. Um, oops. Just call me homer on that one. It’s all good now, so check it out. I give you shops across the land. Who wants haiku? These are dedicated to The Worlds Angriest Hippie up in Flagstaff. I love you man. Drunkcyclist? Smoke, happy hippy, Have fun pounding nails, Jerry’s’ dead, Phish sucks,
Yeah, I’m bad. I’m nationwide. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Neil sends these fine links, saying only to keep up the good work, and keep putting down the PBR's. Well, I'll try. huntercycles.com Now lets get serious. Check this out fucked up pro-hiker anti-bike safetrails.net. Among other things I cannot understand, this site suggests, "Increased speed by its nature reduces the appreciation of the natural environment." I’ll blow the whistle and throw the flag. You people are assholes.
Fuck it, who wants to see some porn? Again, Laura from Holland spreads the love.
digital-whores.com Yeah, that’s what I thought you’d say.
I got an email today about Jane Fonda being nominated to be one of the top 100 women of the century. Instead of posting the whole email, I’ll direct your attention over to truth or fiction.com. They always have the goods. In case any of you are wondering what I personally think about Jane Fonda, I’ll tell you. She is a fucking cunt and I hate her. Stupid hippie piece of shit, gutter snipe cum-dumpster whore. Fucking two bit hack actress. Pole burning dick monkey slut. Fucking rich ass scumbag. I hope she gets run over by a cement truck and dies tasting her own blood, that worthless fucking bitch. Best part is now she had more money than God a big old ranch up in Colorado, while blue collar sons a bitches like me and you get to slave away and never live in places like Aspen, Vail, Boulder and Telluride. Come to think of it, fuck Aspen, Vail, Boulder and Telluride. Well, at least I can look at myself in the mirror. Now I feel better, who wants a hug?
My man Bruce says he might just have to buy this game. I can see why he might like it. Check out campyman.com.
I think you’ve made your peace. Well, it’s time I de-system my system wheels and go for a ride. I’m not going to get in any better shape sitting here staring at the fucking wall, now am I? And, yes, I said de-system the system. These things happen in life, these humbling experiences. I just about died pushing those heavy ass son’s a bitches around for the last week. I’m taking out the torn proof tubes and running regular ones for a while. The front wheel has got to be over three pounds still, she ain’t light. But, at least it ain’t the four and half pounds it used to be. Call me what you will. The system had defeated me.
Mike sends this link in, adding simply, nothing but fucked up here. Yeah buddy, you got that right. That is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. Oh, and just in case anyone wants to know, you can make a pretty mean cocktail out of a packet of Emer’gen-C and Tanqueray. Just when you thought you had nothing in the house, you to can pull this beverage out of your ass. Just combine in a pint glass and add a few ice cubes just for the fuck of it. It’s working on me, let me tell you. Go check this out. I can’t remember if I already linked this or not, so fuck it. Click here. This is one mans dream, and then him crashing and burning. Looks like fun and then it looks like it hurt. On a happy note, Randy left a cd at my house, aside from the gin in the freezer. It’s one of the two discs from the Led Zepplin BBC sessions. If you’re like me, you grew up hearing all the Zepplin stuff way to much and you can’t even handle hearing them again. It’s to the point where if I hear them on the radio, I turn to another channel. Stairway to heaven? Fuck. Don’t even get me started. But this, this is differet. Sure, it’s the same old songs for the most part, but, these are versions of them I’ve never heard before. It’s raw, it’s gritty, it isn’t all polished and perfect from hours upon hours of studio tweaing. In short, it kicks ass. And that’s what I’m rocking out to as I pop the top on another can of Budweiser on this fine November evening in the desert southwest. Here is a couple of links sent in from D. B.,
Right on man, right on. I do what I can. And here is some more info on our man Pat, for those of you who would like to know.
And a happy Veterans day to you all. May the chunk be with you. I’m in the middle of a laundry blitzkrieg. I think I’ve washed, dried and put away three loads of shit so far. Oh God, it sucks. I gotta finish this up so I can go tool around with the Gnome for a bit, spin out the legs and all. I was as tight as a fucking drum this morning. When I got out of bed at 8:30, which is sleeping in a bit for me, I felt like I was 87 years old. I couldn’t believe how much I hurt from hiking this weekend. Unreal. I’ve got a wound on my heel that is raging to beat the band. I won’t even insult it by calling this a mere blister. The chunk of skin I had to cut off this morning was around the size of a quarter. Nothing but pink irritated hell under there I can assure you. Ouch. Fuck. And, what what time is it?
I’m glad to hear you like the site and yes, that is the most fucked up thing on the net. It's so fucked, I can't even believe that it’s for real. It has got to be fake. Gots to be. No one is that fucked, are they? And here I was kinda hoping I was the most fucked up thing on the net, but we can’t have everything we want now can we? Well, maybe we can after all. Right now I want a cold beer, and I’m fairly confident I can pull that one off. Maybe. Kinda. Sometimes. I hate to end this on a sad note, but that’s just the way it is. Ride off into the sunset and fade, fade away.
Yes, that does suck. It sucks a lot. And so does this. I wrote a little something last night with one hell of a buzz on. I was hoping I wouldn’t hear the sad, awful truth about some of the bullshit hippy fucking jokers in this country. But, like a lot of things, you can’t hide from what is real. The truth is always there, even if we don’t want to hear it.
I’ve started writing a response to your email and deleted what I’ve written three times. I just can’t seem to find a way to say what I feel. Sadness. Anger. Bewilderment. I’m at a loss. Me saying I’m sorry for what happened in that airport, that I’m ashamed of what that woman did, that I cannot fathom the cruelty of that action, seems somehow inadequate, like it’s not enough. But, I am sorry. And I am ashamed. Deeply ashamed. I’m no fan of war, killing or death, but God Damn what the fuck was that? You don’t agree with America’s involvement in Vietnam, fine. What could you possibly hope to accomplish by spitting on a young, wounded, vulnerable man? I don’t know, I don’t have the answers. I don’t know why things are so fucked, now and forever. All I can say is this. When its my turn. When I’m the guy standing in line at the airport, I hope I can find the strength to do what is right. To not be a silent bystander. To speak up, to speak out. My man, tonight, when I’m cracking open ice cold Budweisers with the Gnome and watching the sun set, I’ll hoist one your direction and say thank you. Thank you for being a man. Thank you for fighting when asked to. Thank you for making it through. And thank you for sharing your story with me.
Oh hell. I’m shot to fucking pieces. Madera Canyon by car yesterday morning. Hike up and around by Jack Mountain then the big push for the cloud covered summit of Mt. Wrightson. I had a damn good time, complete with blisters even.
Yeah, I hear ya. I should be there getting drunk, eating frites and all that. Seems like I might really take to it, eh? Yeah, why can’t I be doing that this time of year? Instead I’m sitting at home, alone, watching t.v., nursing Big Gay Randy’s bottle of gin. He left it here. I’m taking good care of it, though. Real good care. I’ve just seen the end of a film called "Hamburger Hill". I’ve seen it before, I’ll probably see it again, and the outcome is always the same. I get real pissed off about the War in Vietnam. Especially the one part where all the boys are sitting around recuperating at base camp after getting their ass’s fucking handed to ‘em. They’re all whooped, half their buddies are dead, and there ain’t nothin’ but more of the same in the forecast for tomorrow. The one of the bunch who had been back stateside, and returned to Nam, is telling a story. He’s saying how back in the world, some "college boys" are phoning up the parents of young men killed in action and telling the parents how happy they are their sons were killed by the valiant Viet Cong. How they deserve it, or some shit. I don’t know if things like that really happened in this country, but right now, with a belly full of gin and a way USA attitude going, I’ll tell ya like this. If I found someone who had pulled a stunt like that back in the late 60’s or early 70’s, I think I’d have to hurt ‘em for it. Of course, anyone who had pulled such a stunt is probably long since sold out, living the good life in a place like Boulder, driving a 80,000 dollar import car with two kids in Yale. Fuck all that. Fuckers need to pay. You don’t piss on my fucking country, buddy, not on my watch. Yeah. I’m all about Patriotism.
This morning I’m going to try something new. Hiking. Yes, I’m going to walk far enough into the woods that I have to sleep there. Then I’m going to get up and walk back the next day. Isn’t that exciting? Click here to check out a free version of xplayer. It’s simple, it’s small, it works. This past week was a real kick in the ass and I didn’t get to many updates in. I’ll see if I can improve on the record this week. One thing I’m thinking of doing is collecting links for all the bike shop websites out there on the web. I thought I’d put them all in one place, make one list, so it’s easier to find them here on drunkcyclist. Instead of linking ya once or twice and then you’re buried somewhere in the archives. If you’ve got a shop, or work at one, and want to see it listed, please submit the link and a line or two description to shops@drunkcyclist.com. Remember to include things like where you’re located and what the name of the shop is. You know, shit like that. On that note, I’m loading up my backpack and blowin’ this taco stand.
Slide a helmet on that soldier boys, and check this shit out. It pleases me very much to say the new Team Evil website it up and rocking. These guys are the tops. I met them out at Ragbrai, and I like a bad infection, they just won’t go away. Well, well, well. Another day in November, another slow ass bike ride. What else is new?
Compared to him, my life is nothing. Remember to thank Laura for the ton of links. nnteens.com/galleries/wow18 It’s just what Laura does best. We all have our strengths. I’m yet to find mine. These are this weeks new sites: Replacing last weeks sites:
Drinking coffee, checking email, stuffing stickers into envelopes. Thinking to myself, man, what a relief that fucking midterm I took last night is over. I was a bit worked up yesterday afternoon in anticipation of the exam. And, I was a little miffed I was going to miss the bar-b-que and fun with Big Gay Randy, Marvelous Marin, and Justin the Wingnut. But, now, as I’ve watched the Randini get up to vomit three times, and it ain’t even 8:00 in the morning yet, I’m thinking missing it maybe was a good thing. Randy likes the sauce, and let me assure you, so does jonny. It only leads to trouble. And there he goes a fourth time. He asked me for and aspirin. Being the friend I am, I told him he didn’t need an aspirin. What he needs is to stop being a pussy. I kinda need to piss, but the bathroom looks like a murder scene. Maybe I’ll pop around the corner and see what the Gnome is up to. Check out the beard guy while we take care of some shit.
This is fucked. I don’t really know what to make of it.
You are linked.
Well, there is a bike in there somewhere. I guess that’s gonna count for something. Maybe. And then you have this link. No bike in there anywhere. Well, maybe. Kinda. Fuck it, I’ll link ‘em anyway. What the hell do I have to loose? After drinking pabst all night (.75 cents a can) I pretty much feel like this. It’s a life I guess. I’m off to hike around on Moscow Mountain. They even have snow up there. Snow? What the fuck is snow?
I’m not sure what it is exactly, I can’t quite explain it. A feeling, nostalgia maybe, for lack of a better word. Am I getting that much older? How long since this things seen the light of day? A year? Two? I moved the trashed Giordana frame and leather work gloves from atop the box, only showing how long it’s been sitting against the wall. Open her up, and raised this baby from a long sleep. I slide quill stem into steer tube. Reattached the cantilever brakes. Pulled the IRD seat post and Suntour rat trap pedals from the bottom of the box, stood back and looked at my handiwork. Salsa, steel, old and heavy. Fork from the days before suspension. Seven speed, actually works. Ritchey cranks, 150 stem, roller guide for the front brake cable. Narrow Hyperlite bars. How did I ever ride this thing? I’m going to ride this bike today. And that feels good. Turns out thing are good in the world. Check this
The first on November. Fall, definitely. Sitting in an airport bar. Spokane, Washington. Bored. Flight went OK, a bit rough perhaps. Capped off the experience with a violently jolting landing. I do believe we may have actually bounced. Thinking of bouncing planes leads only to nightmarish remembrances of some plane spinning lopsided, flaming cartwheels into an Iowa cornfield and muted, sudden death. So, I’ll just stop this now. The bar is vast, open, clean to the point of sterility. Utterly devoid of anything resembling character. I’m drinking the Northwest Trail Blonde Lager. And when I say ‘drinking’ I mean ‘enduring’. I cannot say I’d recommend it. But, at airport bar prices I’m muscling this whore down one way or another. Pride is on the line, as well as the rather steep $5.00 price tag for this swill. I’ll be God damned if I’m not finishing each and every drop. I guess I can say I’ve had less fun at a bar, but I really can’t remember when. Wondering how long I’ll be sitting here, I force down a few more swallows of this awful brew. And I order a sausage sandwich. The blessed off season may have ended yesterday, but I still plow forward in spirit. Sure, I actually rode a bike this morning. Old habit die hard. High noon. Cold beer. Sausage. Permanent Ragbrai. These are not some hollow phrases thrown about by some sly huckster. There is far to much of that there days already with the mid term election next week. I read plenty of the sly hucksters twisted rhetoric on the plane. I also heard this week that Jam Master Jay from RUN DMC was shot and killed. That’s fucking depressing enough to make even this beer taste good. The waitress, pushing forty in two directions at once, asked it I’d like dessert. I replied I had desert right here, tapping my finger against my beer glass. That’s my favorite, she replied, desert in a glass. They say its warmed up in Spokane, thirty two degrees today. Earlier, I guess, it was only twenty one. Why would anyone want to live here?
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