30 6:26 pm
Oh joy. Happy happy.
My pre-race advice for Randy in tomorrows criterium was that if you can't beat 'em in the race, beat 'em in the parking lot.
Thats right, Randy is now Mr. Big Dick.
Under 23 State Champ. He owns.
And now for the good news...
Ullrich beats Armstrong in TT!
Read about it here. Vyacheslav "Eki" Ekimov brought the gold home for Russia. Ullrich takes the silver, and Lance goes bronze.
My man, El Gordo of Spring, delivers the goods in Sydney. A Gold and a Silver medal in the two events he entered.
Maybe he should hang them on the door of his fridge, so when he wakes up at 4 am to wolf down a couple of cream pies, a pound of bacon, and whatever the fuck else that fat slob shoveled in last winter, maybe he'll remember what it was like to win. When I saw what he looked like this spring, I thought someone had stuck a helium tank up his ass... He looked like a float at the fucking Macy's Day Parade.
It just can't get any better.
Ullrich wins the Gold!
Jan Ullrich takes the gold in the Olympic Road Race. I won't even try to hide the fact that he's one of my favorites. The guy kicks ass. Too bad he can't stay off the cream cakes around Christmas. If he ever figures out how to eat right, look out.
"I tried harder than Armstrong today, and he held back. He is so professional
that he will be focussed on the gold medal in the time trial and it
will be very tough to beat him" Says Ullrich.
Clicky make biggy
As the story goes, Lance bridged up to the group contianing Georgie Boy. Lance asks Georgie the usual stuff, hows the legs, anyone up the road? At which point, Hincapie says something like, "We're the lead group, and Duuude, we are Soooo gonna medal. Podium, Duuuude! Podium!".
There is, in fact, riders off the front. Three riders, a group with
Jan Ullrich in it, no less, has gotten away during some moment of inattention
by the US squad, and has a gap of over a minute. A gap that cannot,
will not be closed.
Say it in the forum.
Looks like I'll be working at Domenic's Cycling Imports. Again. Monday. Sucking dick for beer money. At least my friends still work there.
Domenic's already fired me twice. What'd ya think, third time the charm? This time I think I'll have to burn the fucking place to the ground.
such is life...
Looks like Randini may become the new roommate around here. Promises to be a drunken disaster. Like this, but everyday.
Gotta call Titus today. Looks like they actually might hire my fat ass. Either that, or third times the charm at DCI. God Damn it all just sucks ass.
Ever ride a fixed gear? It made my legs feel like jello. Say it in the forum.
I think the best part about riding is getting to eat half a pizza and sleep for two hours afterwards. Got a nice sunburn, always fun...where is fall. Look at how nice it is here.
What the fuck is this about? Iím Big Jonny you asshole!
Johan Museeuw had a few choice words this week, "I hope to cross the line of a big race with my arms in the air again next season, preferably a classic," he said. How the hell can you not love a guy like that? How many times can he almost die? Read more here.
News tomorrow on if Big Gay Randy is our new State Champ, or if he flatted and finished 91st. Like he did at the Gila Time Trial.
So what? Weíll see how this goes for awhile. This is my first stab at a website. God knows it wonít be the last. Lately Iíve been riding a single speed over anything else in the bike armada. Why? Because everything else suck ass, thatís why! Less gears more beers. Post something on the message board. Entertain me already you lazy stupid fuck.
Anyone want to give me $1600??? Itíll go towards a good cause. Namely, this. No, how about you give my fat lazy unemployed ass a job?
So, whatís your wu name? Keep the rubber side down.