How To Ruin Fat Bikes Like a Douche

Fat Bikes are cool.

Steel frames. Heavy wheels. Going wherever the fuck you choose with a beer or nine in your  backpack.

That’s what Fatbiking’s about.

This is EVERYFUCKINGTHING FATBIKING IS NOT ABOUT!

It’s kind of hilarious that a company called Hed is blowing it so hard.

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

60 Replies to “How To Ruin Fat Bikes Like a Douche”

  1. Really? Gonna hate on a site for publishing what they want? This is ‘Merica you limp dicks. This is also the interwebs so there are plenty of places you can go if you only can stand to read things that are agreeable to you. In fact you can sell the sand in your pussy for sandbag material and start your own website and publish what ever the fuck you want-just like the assfaces at DC did. I love to read DC and since I am an adult that can mostly handle his booze, feel more than free to disagree, and I don’t have to call them out when I do, I just click to another page or goggle up on the hot ass chicks they got on here. So DC- you are wrong on this, the haters are prick faces and I like to look at boobs. Solution? I give no fucks about your story, and I go look at titties before I ride my bike. Cheers! Oh wait I forgot my solution about the prick faces…yeah, I forgot.

  2. I build bike wheels every day. In fact, that is the only thing that my company does is build wheels for bicycles. I use a lot of different companies shit to build my wheels, but the one thing that I refuse to use is anything with the word carbon attached to it. I have been riding since 1977, yes I am as old as Fuck. I left road racing because of the douche bags of the day ruined it for me. I found mountain bikes fell in love and have been happy until a few years ago when a new generation of douche bags fucked up mountain biking, come to think of it some of those pricks are sounding off here. I saw the trend going towards fat biking and followed it, a lot of fun, new challenges snow or sand or trails. Now I seen the douche baggers are going to fuck this up too. I understand why some of us don’t want to see carbon wheels in fat biking, it’s not the rims it’s the acknowledgement that soon another side of cycling will be over run. So a lot of you on here need to fuck off, you have ruined the sport, shouldn’t you be at Wal-Mart beating old women for a $100.00 Big Screen TV, Pussies…….

  3. The comments on this post are the usual cluster-fuck that I love about this site.

    Those wheels are the Ferraies(and yes I know spelled that wrong but I’m too drunk to look it up) of the world. Since the dawn of time people with more money than brains or honor have and always will go for the bling.

    Get over it.

    I need more beer. ‘Merica !!!!!!!!

  4. PS. Being the Turtle God that I am, I obviously love them too.

    Except for Bob. Bob’s an asshole.

  5. Thanks DC,
    You just reminded me that I need to see my dentist. My teeth are turning yellow and a piece of my gum is trying to fall out. I’ll ride my Pugsley if it’s not too cold out. Piece out.

  6. Bla bla bla bleebidy blee. Y’all just talking to hear the noise. If someone gave me a pair of carbon romzos i’d run the shit out of ’em.

  7. a couple of you twat waffles should really point your mouse elsewhere and just go away. I have had the pleasure to meet a few of the DC crew at SSUSA and they were top notch guys and gals. So they throw a little different opinion your way and this is your reaction? Like Amanda Bone stated, dig all of that sand out of your pussies and HTFU. Slacker? JV? Get out ride your bike and shut the fuck up.

  8. I totally agree- but Hed is a Minnesota company if anything it’s their employees who just want to make it cuz they can (and I think that’s in the spirit of fatbikes). Hed doesn’t expect to make money from this. but yea anyone who buys one is an idiot and should instead put skinny tires on their fatbike.

  9. We should be happy people always want more and better. Where would we be if those guys didn’t start cutting rims adding triple cranks to fat tire bikes or those Iditarod guys didn’t start welding two rims together for more float. Full suspension disc brakes different wheel size it’s all good