Location: Winona, MN
Event: Single Speed USA
Objective: Fuck shit up
Seeing as though my brain is still bathing in booze, it’s taken about two hours to get only this far into the post. As such, this will serve as a teaser to a better report coming later this week.
We arrived at the quiet river town known as Winona and Caveman said something along the lines of, “Hey I’ve got an idea! Let’s open this whiskey and go ride our goddamn bikes.” So that’s what we did, and it set the tone for what would be the only rule for the weekend; sobriety disallowed.
The singletrack was pretty (mid)Western as Fuck. We pushed some pedals, and pushed up some hills also. We also drank award winning beers along the way. It was a good start.
From there, we headed to the party and it was $2.50 pints of fuck rapha all night.
Even with the ruckus, we managed to stay safe.
Then Saturday came and there was a drinking event with a bike ride attached. It started Le Mans style, so basically all the losers ran, and we rode ponies.
Then we hiked our ponies for about two miles and got drunk in the woods. Fuck yea drunkhyclist.
Your weekend’s MVP catching the draft of a local cougar.
And then we partied.
Weekends like this are like putting a new spark plug in the engine. They get rid of the soot of everyday life and add a little hop in your step. I’m sure as the days go by, stories will surface and pictures will be posted to bring back the fading memories. Gotta go with another Caveman quote here to sum up the weekend, “That got me more excited than every porn I’ve ever watched.”
Until next year…by