I went for another bike ride! This time at the motherfucking Air Force Academy! And there was a motherfucking double fucking rainbow! What the fuck does it MEAN???
I saw a big motherfucking plane at the Air Force Academy that dropped bombs and shit on a fuckload of fucking people! Amerrikkkka! Fuck YEAH!
I went to the motherfucking Tour de Fucking Fat in Denfuckingver, Coloradbro! I did not get drunk because $5 is a lot to pay for a beer! But it sure was fucking swell, you New Belgium motherfuckers! Then I had Ethiopian food with motherfuckin’ 40 Hands of Drunkcyclist fame!
I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA
37 Replies to “The Sunday Spore with D2: Stuff I Did This Week, An Essay By D2”
…fuck ya, deetwo !!!…
…motherfucking ‘fuck ya !!!”…
…just fuckin’ sayin’…
a picture of a camera taking a picture….fuck yep!
It’s meta, yo.
Damn. that shit was as angry as a burnt brownie!
Nice seizure of the Liesure, Doctor Dos.
Gnome approved.
Fuck. That shit is fucking cooler fuck. (Sometimes it's just fun to say "fuck" a lot.)
That camera is damn nearly a weapon!
Wozizit?
You got some long ass balls d2
Saying fuck a lot is easy with this post.
Way to go D2 !!!!!!!
Bravo.
@ Hurben: Canon 7D with a 24-70L lens.
“Colorado is lame and you should never ever come here…” SO GO THE FUCK HOME, SPORE!
…facts about colorado…
…state capital – denver…
…state population – 5,116,79 (2011)…
…state flower – rocky mountain colombine…
…state bird – lark bunting…
…state tree – colorado blue spruce…
…states biggest asshole – guy nicknamed ‘bottom bracket’…
…whoops…state population = 5,116,796 (2011)…
…my bad…
…but still, the states biggest asshole = ‘bottombracket’…
thanks for the compliment, bgw. you made my day. and you too may stay the fuck out.
D2- That is a great weekend and great post. Where I do I sign up? But damn, why spoil that picture of the beautiful CO mountains by shoving your ugly mug into it? It was especially hard on the eyes when at 6am when if first viewed it.
How do you think I feel? Every time I walk by a mirror that shit shows up….
To shay D2 (or however the hell the god damn frogs spell it). Well, seems like the big man upstairs short shitted you in the looks dept but you are one helluva a funny guy and you get to take naked pictures of hot chicks so i’d say you got dealt a fair hand.
Hahaha….thanks Hack. That was a great DC compliment!
Dudes. I had to post this here because I couldn’t think of where else to share this.
If you don’t think the solo at the end of this song is the most badass guitar solo ever played, you’re an unamerican bastard. No Fuck Yeah for you.
But the lead singer….Damn….I thought I looked old till I saw him.
Love him or hate him, Prince is a fucking genius. Straight outta Minneapolis, yo.
…that was not just a guitar solo…that was one of the most spectacular tributes that one ‘fucking genius’ musician (i fully agree) could pay to another…
…prince managed to use ‘harrison riffs’ throughout, played in his own inimitable style w/ his own definitive flair & although a hesitant eric clapton played on the original, he was careful to style his solo to absolutely fit a song that is SO george harrison…
…the kicker here was danni harrison playing acoustic guitar in the background & just tripping w/ joy whilst catching princes solo…
…that is pretty special…nice inclusion…
Nah, I vote this as top notch guitar work. It’s pretty much the most bad ass ten minute guitar solo in the history of the world. I win the internet.
And, incidentally, SRV rocks the frilly shirt better than Prince too.
…oh ya…well yo mama dressed you in a frilly shirt, bell bottom trousers & big funky hats when you was a child…
…your subconchos rebellionated & thas why you is now an attorney type lawyer in a sharkskin suit…
…jest sayin’…
SRV has the chops, but Prince has the swagger. I stand by my original argument.
…“horses for courses”…
…prince’s direct tribute to harrison is fucking awesome…& i’m betting he never played a lotta george harrison’s music in his life other than this…
…stevie ray vaughan playing was a tribute to hendrix every time he picked up his axe for a jimi song…obviously loves & respects the man’s work…
…non sequitur…danke, dirty…care package w/ a special patch…i’m happy & western as fuck…yahoo, deetwo…that goes on a bag in the next few days…luv it !!!…muchos grasimus…
…btw, deetwo…is that beam of white light coming down in the middle of the trail in the first photo a camera anomaly, a trick of the light or were space aliens &/or jesus about to descend to make peace with you ???…
…just wonderin’…
I can’t tell you what that beam of light is. Just know I am a changed man.
What suspension fork are you running on the niner? I have been researching forks for my monkey 29er. I know that thru axles make things stiffer, but is it really noticeable when you use 9mm quick release axles? I have a king front hub and I would rather not build up a new front wheel if I don’t need to…I don’t like to follow every bike trend that comes along. You know what I mean? Your thought are appreciated. Thanks
Dusto, I put on a Reba that’s a few years old. I like it just fine. As far as the through-axles go, yeah, they definitely stiffen things up and I think they’re a good investment if you have the cash. If I had the cash, I’d go for it.
Dusto, you should check with Chris King. Some of their hubs are convertible and you may be able to do it with an axle swap.
…fuck ya, deetwo !!!…
…motherfucking ‘fuck ya !!!”…
…just fuckin’ sayin’…
a picture of a camera taking a picture….fuck yep!
It’s meta, yo.
Damn. that shit was as angry as a burnt brownie!
Nice seizure of the Liesure, Doctor Dos.
Gnome approved.
Fuck. That shit is fucking cooler fuck. (Sometimes it's just fun to say "fuck" a lot.)That camera is damn nearly a weapon!
Wozizit?
You got some long ass balls d2
Saying fuck a lot is easy with this post.
Way to go D2 !!!!!!!
Bravo.
@ Hurben: Canon 7D with a 24-70L lens.
“Colorado is lame and you should never ever come here…” SO GO THE FUCK HOME, SPORE!
…facts about colorado…
…state capital – denver…
…state population – 5,116,79 (2011)…
…state flower – rocky mountain colombine…
…state bird – lark bunting…
…state tree – colorado blue spruce…
…states biggest asshole – guy nicknamed ‘bottom bracket’…
…whoops…state population = 5,116,796 (2011)…
…my bad…
…but still, the states biggest asshole = ‘bottombracket’…
thanks for the compliment, bgw. you made my day. and you too may stay the fuck out.
D2- That is a great weekend and great post. Where I do I sign up? But damn, why spoil that picture of the beautiful CO mountains by shoving your ugly mug into it? It was especially hard on the eyes when at 6am when if first viewed it.
How do you think I feel? Every time I walk by a mirror that shit shows up….
To shay D2 (or however the hell the god damn frogs spell it). Well, seems like the big man upstairs short shitted you in the looks dept but you are one helluva a funny guy and you get to take naked pictures of hot chicks so i’d say you got dealt a fair hand.
Hahaha….thanks Hack. That was a great DC compliment!
Dudes. I had to post this here because I couldn’t think of where else to share this.
If you don’t think the solo at the end of this song is the most badass guitar solo ever played, you’re an unamerican bastard. No Fuck Yeah for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_2tSGxGnJQ&feature=BFa&list=FLpXL_CL6c2D8rc8VPyBYbfA
@D2
That was bad ass.
But the lead singer….Damn….I thought I looked old till I saw him.
Love him or hate him, Prince is a fucking genius. Straight outta Minneapolis, yo.
…that was not just a guitar solo…that was one of the most spectacular tributes that one ‘fucking genius’ musician (i fully agree) could pay to another…
…prince managed to use ‘harrison riffs’ throughout, played in his own inimitable style w/ his own definitive flair & although a hesitant eric clapton played on the original, he was careful to style his solo to absolutely fit a song that is SO george harrison…
…the kicker here was danni harrison playing acoustic guitar in the background & just tripping w/ joy whilst catching princes solo…
…that is pretty special…nice inclusion…
Nah, I vote this as top notch guitar work. It’s pretty much the most bad ass ten minute guitar solo in the history of the world. I win the internet.
And, incidentally, SRV rocks the frilly shirt better than Prince too.
…oh ya…well yo mama dressed you in a frilly shirt, bell bottom trousers & big funky hats when you was a child…
…your subconchos rebellionated & thas why you is now an attorney type lawyer in a sharkskin suit…
…jest sayin’…
SRV has the chops, but Prince has the swagger. I stand by my original argument.
…“horses for courses”…
…prince’s direct tribute to harrison is fucking awesome…& i’m betting he never played a lotta george harrison’s music in his life other than this…
…stevie ray vaughan playing was a tribute to hendrix every time he picked up his axe for a jimi song…obviously loves & respects the man’s work…
…non sequitur…danke, dirty…care package w/ a special patch…i’m happy & western as fuck…yahoo, deetwo…that goes on a bag in the next few days…luv it !!!…muchos grasimus…
Good on ya, D2.
I’m just going to throw this out there …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaYj5DxJ5tM
This dude gets it going a bit here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUrwa3TMSwE
One of my favourites..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRcEztUOz8
…btw, deetwo…is that beam of white light coming down in the middle of the trail in the first photo a camera anomaly, a trick of the light or were space aliens &/or jesus about to descend to make peace with you ???…
…just wonderin’…
I can’t tell you what that beam of light is. Just know I am a changed man.
Are you going to get the band back together?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX5tfRdkoY0
…bwahahaha !!!…
What suspension fork are you running on the niner? I have been researching forks for my monkey 29er. I know that thru axles make things stiffer, but is it really noticeable when you use 9mm quick release axles? I have a king front hub and I would rather not build up a new front wheel if I don’t need to…I don’t like to follow every bike trend that comes along. You know what I mean? Your thought are appreciated. Thanks
Dusto, I put on a Reba that’s a few years old. I like it just fine. As far as the through-axles go, yeah, they definitely stiffen things up and I think they’re a good investment if you have the cash. If I had the cash, I’d go for it.
Dusto, you should check with Chris King. Some of their hubs are convertible and you may be able to do it with an axle swap.
Thanks for the advise D2 and el jefe.