I went to the motherfucking Tour de Fucking Fat in Denfuckingver, Coloradbro! I did not get drunk because $5 is a lot to pay for a beer! But it sure was fucking swell, you New Belgium motherfuckers! Then I had Ethiopian food with motherfuckin’ 40 Hands of Drunkcyclist fame!
I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA