I went for a ride!
You know what sucks about this? Nothing.
Colorado is lame and you should never ever come here. Fuck mountains.
I put a real fork on the Niner! Now I don’t have indexed motherfucking suspension anymore!
Fu. ckin. A.
I read motherfucking Drunkcyclist.com! Americcca! Fuck Yeah!
I woke up early to take photos of awesome shit that didn’t involve naked or semi-naked women! Fuck!
Fuckin. Yes, fuckin. Eh?
I continued assembling my motorcycle and sat on it while making VROOOOOMMM noises! Fuck yeah!
When fucking an A…
I went for another bike ride! This time at the motherfucking Air Force Academy! And there was a motherfucking double fucking rainbow! What the fuck does it MEAN???
I saw a big motherfucking plane at the Air Force Academy that dropped bombs and shit on a fuckload of fucking people! Amerrikkkka! Fuck YEAH!
The A has been fucked.
Motherfucking Rock LOBSTAH!!!!
I fucked an A. Are you?
I went to the motherfucking Tour de Fucking Fat in Denfuckingver, Coloradbro! I did not get drunk because $5 is a lot to pay for a beer! But it sure was fucking swell, you New Belgium motherfuckers! Then I had Ethiopian food with motherfuckin’ 40 Hands of Drunkcyclist fame!
Fuckin A, week. Fuckin A.