The Sunday Spore with D2: Stuff I Did This Week, An Essay By D2

I went for a ride!

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You know what sucks about this? Nothing.

Fuckin A!

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Colorado is lame and you should never ever come here. Fuck mountains.

 

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I put a real fork on the Niner! Now I don’t have indexed motherfucking suspension anymore!

Fu. ckin. A. 

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I read  motherfucking Drunkcyclist.com! Americcca! Fuck Yeah!

FukkinA.

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I woke up early to take photos of awesome shit that didn’t involve naked or semi-naked women! Fuck!

Fuckin. Yes, fuckin. Eh?

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I continued assembling my motorcycle and sat on it while making VROOOOOMMM noises! Fuck yeah!

When fucking an A

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I went for another bike ride! This time at the motherfucking Air Force Academy! And there was a motherfucking double fucking rainbow! What the fuck does it MEAN???

 

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I saw a big motherfucking plane at the Air Force Academy that dropped bombs and shit on a fuckload of fucking people! Amerrikkkka! Fuck YEAH!

The A has been fucked.

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Motherfucking Rock LOBSTAH!!!!

I fucked an A. Are you?

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I went to the motherfucking Tour de Fucking Fat in Denfuckingver, Coloradbro! I did not get drunk because $5 is a lot to pay for a beer! But it sure was fucking swell, you New Belgium motherfuckers! Then I had Ethiopian food with motherfuckin’ 40 Hands of Drunkcyclist fame!

 

Fuckin A, week. Fuckin A.

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

37 thoughts on “The Sunday Spore with D2: Stuff I Did This Week, An Essay By D2

  1. …fuck ya, deetwo !!!…

    …motherfucking ‘fuck ya !!!”

    …just fuckin’ sayin’…

  2. Damn. that shit was as angry as a burnt brownie!

    Nice seizure of the Liesure, Doctor Dos.

    Gnome approved.

  3. …facts about colorado…
    …state capital – denver…
    …state population – 5,116,79 (2011)…
    …state flower – rocky mountain colombine…
    …state bird – lark bunting…
    …state tree – colorado blue spruce…
    …states biggest asshole – guy nicknamed ‘bottom bracket’

  4. …whoops…state population = 5,116,796 (2011)…

    …my bad…

    …but still, the states biggest asshole = ‘bottombracket’

  5. D2- That is a great weekend and great post. Where I do I sign up? But damn, why spoil that picture of the beautiful CO mountains by shoving your ugly mug into it? It was especially hard on the eyes when at 6am when if first viewed it.

  6. To shay D2 (or however the hell the god damn frogs spell it). Well, seems like the big man upstairs short shitted you in the looks dept but you are one helluva a funny guy and you get to take naked pictures of hot chicks so i’d say you got dealt a fair hand.

  7. …that was not just a guitar solo…that was one of the most spectacular tributes that one ‘fucking genius’ musician (i fully agree) could pay to another…

    …prince managed to use ‘harrison riffs’ throughout, played in his own inimitable style w/ his own definitive flair & although a hesitant eric clapton played on the original, he was careful to style his solo to absolutely fit a song that is SO george harrison…

    …the kicker here was danni harrison playing acoustic guitar in the background & just tripping w/ joy whilst catching princes solo…

    …that is pretty special…nice inclusion…

  8. Nah, I vote this as top notch guitar work. It’s pretty much the most bad ass ten minute guitar solo in the history of the world. I win the internet.

    And, incidentally, SRV rocks the frilly shirt better than Prince too.

  9. …oh ya…well yo mama dressed you in a frilly shirt, bell bottom trousers & big funky hats when you was a child…

    …your subconchos rebellionated & thas why you is now an attorney type lawyer in a sharkskin suit…

    …jest sayin’…

  10. “horses for courses”

    …prince’s direct tribute to harrison is fucking awesome…& i’m betting he never played a lotta george harrison’s music in his life other than this…

    …stevie ray vaughan playing was a tribute to hendrix every time he picked up his axe for a jimi song…obviously loves & respects the man’s work…

    …non sequitur…danke, dirty…care package w/ a special patch…i’m happy & western as fuck…yahoo, deetwo…that goes on a bag in the next few days…luv it !!!…muchos grasimus…

  11. …btw, deetwo…is that beam of white light coming down in the middle of the trail in the first photo a camera anomaly, a trick of the light or were space aliens &/or jesus about to descend to make peace with you ???…

    …just wonderin’…

  12. What suspension fork are you running on the niner? I have been researching forks for my monkey 29er. I know that thru axles make things stiffer, but is it really noticeable when you use 9mm quick release axles? I have a king front hub and I would rather not build up a new front wheel if I don’t need to…I don’t like to follow every bike trend that comes along. You know what I mean? Your thought are appreciated. Thanks

  13. Dusto, I put on a Reba that’s a few years old. I like it just fine. As far as the through-axles go, yeah, they definitely stiffen things up and I think they’re a good investment if you have the cash. If I had the cash, I’d go for it.