The Drunkcyclist Poster Has Arrived!

You voted, and here’s the winner. Let DC inside your garage, shop, or cycling porn dungeon.

ORDER HERE.

Drunkcyclist.com

The poster is killer!

Let us be on you.

The poster measures 18×24 and has a nifty torque conversion table on it. The posters look pretty damn snazzy if I don’t say so myself…and the DC model says this shit is WESTERN AS FUCK!

How much, you ask?

$11 shipped to you in the U.S.

$19 if you want it shipped internationally.

The profits from the poster will go toward shooting the DC calendar!

Drunkcyclist.com

Even Floyd Landis digs the DC poster.

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

28 thoughts on “The Drunkcyclist Poster Has Arrived!

  1. WTF!!

    You’re charging International customers $19, (which I have no problem with), but then your website adds on an additional $10 for shipping making it $29.00.

    Sorry Mate.

  2. If this is a DC thing, then why would we need to order from the photogs site?

  3. How in the world do we order his thing? The “order here”button just takes me to the photo.

  4. @ monkey, July 13th, 2012 at 1:20 am: The DC store has gone through several incarnations (and I do mean “the embodiment of a deity or spirit in some earthly form”) over the last decade, selling all manner of product. We’re using D2′s own website for this because he’s sitting on the product in Colorado, and he can then will ship directly to the customers. This works because the photographer is a DC guy & he has a commerce website to handle such things. We fully stand behind this arraignment.

  5. Okay, Hurben, try again. I think I fixed the problem. Sorry about that!

    @JBG: When you click on ORDER HERE, you will see the photo, and to the right, you should see two options for purchase under the heading FEATURED PRODUCTS. Choose either DRUNKCYCLIST POSTER or the DRUNKCYCLIST POSTER INTERNATIONAL option and it will take you through the checkout process.

  6. I like how you keep it relevant with the torque conversion chart (for when Mrs. Leghorn questions the value and appropriateness of such an expenditure), but it does not appear to include the internationally reconized standards of “hand tight”, “super hand tight”, “super human tight”, and “drunk fat guy in a gorilla suit standing on a 6 foot cheater bar tight”.

  7. @D2,

    Done! thanks for that.

    Off to clear a bit of Growlery real estate for it.

    @07 +1

  8. hmm… I only bought one. Starting to feel like I should have gotten one for home and one for the shop.

  9. I think I just ordered one. I hate Paypal. Too many hoops to jump thru just to make a fucking payment.

  10. Your order came through. It will ship Monday morning. Everyone else who ordered a poster, yours should be in the mail as we speak.

  11. I GUESS she’s kinda cute. Can’t see all that much of her for all the cartoons someone drawed on the poster.

  12. that skinny, outta shape crack whore couldn’t ride a bike for a mile… should’ve posted toned chicks w/ muscles and scars (tats are optional).

  13. “…muscles and scars (tats are optional).”

    Me thinks someone just outed his self.

  14. Mrs Joe has muscles. Also has scars out the yingyang, thanks to a bad car wreck in 2003. Even if she had ink like the poster girl, she’d be beautiful to me. As she has been for more than 30 years. Your mileage may vary.

  15. Congrats, Bottombracket. You’re the first to make the same ol’ tired, boring, lameass argument. You win a boatload of fucking nothing.

  16. Aw right, I been stayin out of this spandex-clad pillow fight, but i say she’d ride me like a tricycle and i’d like it. rubber side down.

  17. muscles + scars = rad chicks who ride bikes. what’s wrong with that?