Shit We Say For the Weekend

The other day, our friend Kip sent over a pretty funny video he made. It sums up just about every ride I have been on in the south west

So what the world needs now is another Shit People Say Video, I know I know, but we really thought the world needed one with giant sausages and talk of flatulence, a normal ride in our little New Mexico world

 

It’s only funny because it’s true.

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About dirty biker

I am a fan of singletrack, singlespeeds, single malt, and single women. Tempe, Arizona, USA

27 thoughts on “Shit We Say For the Weekend

  1. Was that filmed at Elena Gallegos? I used to bonk out on that same climb, and then stop at the top of that tech section. IIRC, the downhill is not the hardest part, it’s the two short steep climbs to get back out of that arroyo.

  2. @08-I’ll bet my left nut and half my pecker them bitches never even considered the bicycle as a means of simply getting from point “A” to point “B”.

  3. @joe

    No one cares to have a 1/2″ of your pecker.

    And your left nut can be sent to Lancy-Pants.

    Those chicks were hot.

  4. ‘fuzzy blumpkin’ ???…i love it when they trim their fuzzy blumpkin down to a neat little landing strip…

  5. Man.

    I’m still cracking up over the Blumpkin deal.

    The Internet can fuck up your head faster than anything short of a .38.

  6. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question. “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya punk?

  7. Hell no I don’t feel lucky.

    I’m better off with the Interweb.

    It fucks your brain up but it does it slowly.

  8. …btw…now that i know what a ‘blumpkin’ actually is, i gotta ask…

    …does anyone here honestly think getting your dick sucked whilst taking a dump would be a ‘good’, cool or fun thing ???…

    …i got some definitely kinky tastes but that sure as fuck isn’t one of ‘em…

    …just sayin’…

  9. Do I need to track down “Two girls, one cup”? For every sick thing you can think up, there’s someone on the intardwebtubes who gets turned on by it.

  10. …whoa, el jefe, whoa…don’t do that to us again…

    …while i know what you’re saying is true, i was just taking a ‘drunkcyclist readers poll’

  11. “Two girls, one cup”? ??

    Dude. You peckerhead.

    I saw that vid and had dry heaves for months.

    How dare you remind me.