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The other day, our friend Kip sent over a pretty funny video he made. It sums up just about every ride I have been on in the south west
So what the world needs now is another Shit People Say Video, I know I know, but we really thought the world needed one with giant sausages and talk of flatulence, a normal ride in our little New Mexico world
It’s only funny because it’s true.
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This is why I choose to ride alone.
Laugh of the day.
Thanks db. I needed that.
Low in philosophical substance, high in light humor. Two thumbs up!
Was that filmed at Elena Gallegos? I used to bonk out on that same climb, and then stop at the top of that tech section. IIRC, the downhill is not the hardest part, it’s the two short steep climbs to get back out of that arroyo.
si, burque “foothills” trail system w/ Bike Works affiliates
That is just too freak’n funny.
We’re going to slide down rusty trombone. Ha!
of course we can’t forget the ladies. As Pepe le Pew once said: “There is very little difference between women and men, but Vive la Difference.
http://www.youtube.com/user/KillingTimeWithUTUBE?feature=watch#p/u/7/4eSj640K2xM
fuzzy blumpkin……
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@08-I’ll bet my left nut and half my pecker them bitches never even considered the bicycle as a means of simply getting from point “A” to point “B”.
@joe
No one cares to have a 1/2″ of your pecker.
And your left nut can be sent to Lancy-Pants.
Those chicks were hot.
…‘fuzzy blumpkin’ ???…i love it when they trim their fuzzy blumpkin down to a neat little landing strip…
Blumpkin: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin
Oh snap !!!!!
A Blumpkin ??
Why didn’t I think of that before ??
…well…that changes everything…
@12-Maybe not, but I’d hate like hell to lose it.
Man.
I’m still cracking up over the Blumpkin deal.
The Internet can fuck up your head faster than anything short of a .38.
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question. “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya punk?
Hell no I don’t feel lucky.
I’m better off with the Interweb.
It fucks your brain up but it does it slowly.
…btw…now that i know what a ‘blumpkin’ actually is, i gotta ask…
…does anyone here honestly think getting your dick sucked whilst taking a dump would be a ‘good’, cool or fun thing ???…
…i got some definitely kinky tastes but that sure as fuck isn’t one of ’em…
…just sayin’…
If you can get a BJ whilst taking a shit, you’re fucked in the head.
Do I need to track down “Two girls, one cup”? For every sick thing you can think up, there’s someone on the intardwebtubes who gets turned on by it.
plz NO
…whoa, el jefe, whoa…don’t do that to us again…
…while i know what you’re saying is true, i was just taking a ‘drunkcyclist readers poll’…
“Two girls, one cup”? ??
Dude. You peckerhead.
I saw that vid and had dry heaves for months.
How dare you remind me.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.