The other day, our friend Kip sent over a pretty funny video he made. It sums up just about every ride I have been on in the south west
So what the world needs now is another Shit People Say Video, I know I know, but we really thought the world needed one with giant sausages and talk of flatulence, a normal ride in our little New Mexico world
It’s only funny because it’s true.
February 24th, 2012 at 11:49 am
This is why I choose to ride alone.
February 24th, 2012 at 11:57 am
Laugh of the day.
Thanks db. I needed that.
February 24th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Low in philosophical substance, high in light humor. Two thumbs up!
February 24th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Was that filmed at Elena Gallegos? I used to bonk out on that same climb, and then stop at the top of that tech section. IIRC, the downhill is not the hardest part, it’s the two short steep climbs to get back out of that arroyo.
February 24th, 2012 at 2:13 pm
si, burque “foothills” trail system w/ Bike Works affiliates
February 24th, 2012 at 8:51 pm
That is just too freak’n funny.
February 25th, 2012 at 8:27 am
We’re going to slide down rusty trombone. Ha!
February 25th, 2012 at 5:28 pm
of course we can’t forget the ladies. As Pepe le Pew once said: “There is very little difference between women and men, but Vive la Difference.
http://www.youtube.com/user/KillingTimeWithUTUBE?feature=watch#p/u/7/4eSj640K2xM
February 25th, 2012 at 5:39 pm
fuzzy blumpkin……
February 25th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
like
February 25th, 2012 at 8:48 pm
@08-I’ll bet my left nut and half my pecker them bitches never even considered the bicycle as a means of simply getting from point “A” to point “B”.
February 25th, 2012 at 9:01 pm
@joe
No one cares to have a 1/2″ of your pecker.
And your left nut can be sent to Lancy-Pants.
Those chicks were hot.
February 26th, 2012 at 6:01 am
…‘fuzzy blumpkin’ ???…i love it when they trim their fuzzy blumpkin down to a neat little landing strip…
February 26th, 2012 at 7:06 am
Blumpkin: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin
February 26th, 2012 at 7:10 am
Oh snap !!!!!
A Blumpkin ??
Why didn’t I think of that before ??
February 26th, 2012 at 10:42 am
…well…that changes everything…
February 26th, 2012 at 10:43 am
@12-Maybe not, but I’d hate like hell to lose it.
February 26th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Man.
I’m still cracking up over the Blumpkin deal.
The Internet can fuck up your head faster than anything short of a .38.
February 26th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question. “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya punk?
February 26th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Hell no I don’t feel lucky.
I’m better off with the Interweb.
It fucks your brain up but it does it slowly.
February 27th, 2012 at 12:19 am
…btw…now that i know what a ‘blumpkin’ actually is, i gotta ask…
…does anyone here honestly think getting your dick sucked whilst taking a dump would be a ‘good’, cool or fun thing ???…
…i got some definitely kinky tastes but that sure as fuck isn’t one of ‘em…
…just sayin’…
February 27th, 2012 at 12:25 am
If you can get a BJ whilst taking a shit, you’re fucked in the head.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:22 am
Do I need to track down “Two girls, one cup”? For every sick thing you can think up, there’s someone on the intardwebtubes who gets turned on by it.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:33 am
plz NO
February 27th, 2012 at 11:51 am
…whoa, el jefe, whoa…don’t do that to us again…
…while i know what you’re saying is true, i was just taking a ‘drunkcyclist readers poll’…
February 27th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
“Two girls, one cup”? ??
Dude. You peckerhead.
I saw that vid and had dry heaves for months.
How dare you remind me.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.