There's white stuff inside o' that wheel. Sometimes it leaks out the valve.
From the one and only Dejay:
“Stan’s usually don’t Dick around, but when they do, they Dick around
and around and around…”
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There's white stuff inside o' that wheel. Sometimes it leaks out the valve.
From the one and only Dejay:
“Stan’s usually don’t Dick around, but when they do, they Dick around
and around and around…”
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Okay, now that’s just Gay.
Standard disclaimer: “not that there’s anything wrong etc…”
I do NOT want to feel like I have to put on my leathers, chaps, harness & cock ring just to go pump a tyre or change a tube.
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:39 pm
Stiff rims too…
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Dear Gawd.
Something only Joe and Liberace would like.
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Stan is very proud of his Angry Inch.
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:10 pm
that is NOT the standard valve cap….
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:11 pm
I thought those were the new sealant injectors. What a relief!
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:20 pm
So THAT’S where the special ingredients is Stan’s cums from!
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:27 pm
To inflate, blow here…
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:29 pm
“Caution: Not compatible with Schraeder or Presta valves, must inflate with penis pump.” – but it’s not mine, baby, I promise, why would I need one of those, honestly.
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:41 pm
That thing’s got at least an inch on me.
Like I always say: I may not be able to dent the bottom of a tuna can, but I sure could fuck up the sides.
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:51 pm
@D2
or as they say in the classics,
“You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Very Groucho-esque. Like it.
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:57 pm
dirty
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:09 pm
What a little PRICK!!
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:27 pm
The new meat spin?
February 22nd, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I wouldn’t expect anything else from Dejay. Probably made in his own image.
February 22nd, 2012 at 8:37 pm
“Lick my Love Pump”
February 22nd, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Not to scale.
February 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 pm
2012 Rolf Prima Vigor. With a re-designed, pump-free penis valve. Great in urban settings.
Don’t put the cap in your mouth. Choking hazard!
How many grams? (for all of you weight weenies)
Is this from Rapha? Or Assos? What lube is appropriate?
Found! If anyone lost a small penis on the tweed ride last nite, its in good hands.
I heard the carbon fiber version is monocoque and laterallly stiffer. It’s only available in black.
February 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 pm
…yes, dear…last night i did say ‘suck’ but today i say ‘blow’…
February 23rd, 2012 at 1:09 am
“Yeah bro, just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I find out my new wheelset’s all dicked up!”
February 23rd, 2012 at 7:29 am
i thought i hit something………
February 23rd, 2012 at 7:41 am
It might be short but it’s real skinny.
February 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 am
The team edition has mathcing trim.
February 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 am
What’s next? The racing saddle with the realistic vagina cutout?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:42 am
Stans: dishing out facials daily!
February 24th, 2012 at 9:00 am
look out for the spinning money shot!!!
February 24th, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Hey D2… that thing is even smaller than yer dick! Personally, we all know you’re a big, fat dick. Physically, your girl has has publicly mused about yer little, pencil-neck dick. Still waiting to stomp yer meek ass… haven’t forgotten.
February 24th, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Oh dear, obviously they have run out of Pork snacks in the Troll cave.
Obese Robert struts forward, almost a fucking cartoon series.
February 24th, 2012 at 6:39 pm
“Obese Robert”
hehehehehehehehehe
Excuse me, I need to go piddle.
February 24th, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Gee, Bob, you don’t call, you don’t write…I was starting to think you didn’t like me anymore.
Glad to see you back around here. Missed you, honeybunches.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Hurben for the win!
February 25th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
words you never want to hear:
“awww. it’s so cute!”
February 25th, 2012 at 8:49 pm
Cute has gotten me laid more times than you could count.
February 26th, 2012 at 3:36 am
This shot had me in stitches. What next, just waiting to see the vibrating saddle Ha Ha .. :)
February 26th, 2012 at 6:01 pm
I was gonna flame your ass into the middle of next week. Then it sunk in-you’re a roofer. Go in peace, friend. Call it professional courtesy.
February 26th, 2012 at 6:38 pm
@joe
The only way you could “flame anyone’s ass in to next week” is to bend over, strike a match and let one rip.
February 26th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
why is it pointing down? That’s just weird.
March 12th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
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