Caption This.

There's white stuff inside o' that wheel. Sometimes it leaks out the valve.

 

From the one and only Dejay:

Stan’s usually don’t Dick around, but when they do, they Dick around
and around and around…”

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

39 thoughts on “Caption This.

  1. Okay, now that’s just Gay.

    Standard disclaimer: “not that there’s anything wrong etc…”

    I do NOT want to feel like I have to put on my leathers, chaps, harness & cock ring just to go pump a tyre or change a tube.

  2. “Caution: Not compatible with Schraeder or Presta valves, must inflate with penis pump.” – but it’s not mine, baby, I promise, why would I need one of those, honestly.

  3. That thing’s got at least an inch on me.

    Like I always say: I may not be able to dent the bottom of a tuna can, but I sure could fuck up the sides.

  4. 2012 Rolf Prima Vigor. With a re-designed, pump-free penis valve. Great in urban settings.
    Don’t put the cap in your mouth. Choking hazard!
    How many grams? (for all of you weight weenies)
    Is this from Rapha? Or Assos? What lube is appropriate?
    Found! If anyone lost a small penis on the tweed ride last nite, its in good hands.
    I heard the carbon fiber version is monocoque and laterallly stiffer. It’s only available in black.

  5. “Yeah bro, just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I find out my new wheelset’s all dicked up!”

  6. Hey D2… that thing is even smaller than yer dick! Personally, we all know you’re a big, fat dick. Physically, your girl has has publicly mused about yer little, pencil-neck dick. Still waiting to stomp yer meek ass… haven’t forgotten.

  7. Oh dear, obviously they have run out of Pork snacks in the Troll cave.

    Obese Robert struts forward, almost a fucking cartoon series.

  8. Gee, Bob, you don’t call, you don’t write…I was starting to think you didn’t like me anymore.

    Glad to see you back around here. Missed you, honeybunches.

  9. I was gonna flame your ass into the middle of next week. Then it sunk in-you’re a roofer. Go in peace, friend. Call it professional courtesy.

  10. @joe

    The only way you could “flame anyone’s ass in to next week” is to bend over, strike a match and let one rip.

  11. Review by John for Professional Magnum Men’s Personal Vacuum Penis Pump Enlarger with Easy Read Pressure GaugeRating: The pump works very well and I was surprised at the quality of the pump, cylinder and guage. I am very confidant that this unit will last and last.