My shorts would be ruined in two spots…
The left side from hugging the cliff, and the chamois from repeatedly shitty myself…
…see, I was so afraid, I couldn’t even spell ‘shitting’!!!
Eh. I could do that in my sleep.
In real life……not so much.
Truly cool vid db.
My sphincter would collapse into a quantum singularity.
I want the names of those three riders! That is my three year old daughter’s bike ride to school and that was private property! Didn’t ya see the abandoned teddy bear? Fer chrisake you guys think you can just go anywhere.
Great, our local “Rim of Death” trail is now worthlessly small and unimpressive, thanks…..
nein…nein… fucking-no-way-nein-fuck you.
My bars are wider than those trails. Now you see why I dont get out so much. Fear is strong in this one.
Holy sheep shit…
Those dudes are NOT Drunkcylists…at least not at that moment. Holy shit, they rode shit I probably wouldn’t walk! Way over the river….Nicely done boys. May you live long a bear many children.
No. Just, no.
Do those guys not have mothers or something? If I sent my mom a video of me doing that, she’d beat me senseless and I’m forty years old.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Very impressive. Like the Portal Trail but with elevated sections.
How in the f*ck was that dude doing a wheelie 2:50+? Next question, did they ride back up?
i can’t find my balls. has anyone seen my balls? they were there about 5 min ago.
A ride to the local store down here in Middle Earth.
Nice driveway. What’s the trails like?
The price for failure is steep, literally!!!!
My ass would be so tight, I’d shit washers!!!
Impressive to say the least.
I’ve never before experience acrophobia whilst sitting at my computer…
Anyone else think it was funny that they had helmets and knee pads on?
What?! That won’t save them from the ravine tumble?
Maybe those backpacks are actually parachutes. I know I’d want one.
That is a knurly ride. I don’t think I could do that. Reminds me of that Hans Rey video when he was riding on a cliff in Scotland.
…German for “Very tight sphincter.”
“Radwanderung is German for…” the wheel barrow they need to carry their balls…
I couldn’t make myself watch the whole video.
Only a girly man couldn’t watch the whole vid. Real men like me have no problems. I could watch that vid all day every day. Munching Cheetos, drinking beer and scratching my balls the whole time.
What did bp say ??
The fear is strong in this one.
@Flat Tired – Give this one a try
Fuck you and all you stand for.
That vid gave me vertigo just watching it. I now have to sleep with the lights on for at least a week.
No, no, no. I think my balls crawled back up to my stomach. Putting a clip on a foot peg 1700 ft in the air is not safe.
As I’m sure all you MTBers well know, the trick is to ride on the outside edge. That way, if you get the low side, you just grab the edge and let the bike fall. If you try to hug the inside and fuck up, you get the high side and away you go, superman.
…jeez…i ‘dabbed’ 63 times & got off & walked at least 4 times just watching that video…
just a pinch between my cheek and gum and i’ll be right
remember to look where you want to go and not where you dont want to.. your body follows your eyes