Let’s dance to Pauls tune, a bunch of SF tap dancing bullshit. Listen here bran muffin, your letter to us all was some sorry donkey fucking bullshit that makes the USA look fucking weak. So my idea is this- quit being a butter sandwich and let it all flow. Protecting the blades of grass? you are so fucking weak. Actually protecting anything is fucking stupid. I’ll shit can my plane ticket to SF so I can rollerblade on the sidewalks of Seattle instead. God damn your rotten soul, I’ll shove every bran muffin up your arm sleeve due to your lame ass rules in SF. Fuck you paul. Fuck you. Lick my fucking fingers and shove hammer product up your ass till my shit is broken. trust me, i’ll come back for more you fucking one piece suit bran muffin. SF is fucking way too fluffy. really fluffy. Take every piece of nature and burn it with good intent. This race promoter is mom and dad humping gypsy and a son and daughter joker. lick my douglas fur balls. Fuck you paulE wall to the wholesome granola crunch.
*Update: This Caveman’s rant in response to the letter sent out today by the organizers of Singlespeed Cyclocross World Championships:
Hello and Welcome to SSCXWC!
The staff of SSCXWC is excited about this coming weekend. We have done a lot of hard work behind the scenes to make this a fun event for everyone, including securing the rights to hold this event in the jewel of parks in San Francisco, Golden Gate Park.
In NorCal, we fight for every inch of public land to hold cycling events. Grass here is worth more than gold and if you damage a single blade you will find yourself on the outside. Getting GG Park was a major coup on our part and something we are proud to share with our guests. Obtaining permits for cycling related events through the City Parks department is anything but easy and we pay dearly in fees. Thanks to some folks with influence who went out on a limb to vouch for us, we were able to get our permit. But just like Delta House in the movie Animal House, we are on double secret probation.
There are two cyclocross events in GGP in the next two weekends. Both events are going to be well attended by the cycling community and friends/family. We have an opportunity to show the Parks department through these events that our group has as much right as any to use and access public lands. Our part as promoters, racers and spectators is to show them that we are going to do this in a responsible way. To that end, my goal as Race Director of SSCXWC, is to run a memorable event where people have fun and no one gets hurt.
I ask that all attendees, racers and spectators, keep the hard work the staff has done in mind this weekend. We want you to have a crazy good time and enjoy our wonderful City and the fun events we have got lined up. We don’t want anyone getting hurt or feel we need to get the “man” involved if someone goes too far Sunday. We ask spectators to respect the racers safety during the events, racing is dangerous enough without someone physically interacting with racers.
This is our moment to shine and prove to any and all detractors that our community has just as much right to be in the City parks as any other group.
Thanks and see you this weekend.
Race Director, SSCXWC
A singlespeed event where you are supposed to behave? Who let the UCI in here?by