A fan of riding bikes with one gear, malt liquor, riding without knowing how many miles I’ve covered, and strip clubs that let you bring your own keg. I typically have a stupid grin on my face, it is because deep down I know that no matter what, my mom thinks I’m cool. Denver, Colorado, USA
Taylor has some work to do when it comes to his pipes!
Taylor Phinney toasting the newly married Tejay Van Garderen?
Taylor isn’t Tejay is.
I’m confused. Was that one of those back room interbike things where they have a great time, and we get screwed with the 12 speed rear cassette? In a world gone wild, is it conceivable that Shimano, Specialized, and campy all came togehter in a “Bro” moment to fuck all of us? Am I paranoid? You tell me. Who the fuck is knocking at my door? Oh crap it’s the Taiwanese frame manufacturers and their sidekick, Walmart Boy. I shall hold my 8 speed freewheel until they pry it out of my cold dead hands. God bless friction shifting, long live the XT thumb shifter, and for fucks sake carbon belongs in organic food and chemistry, not bicycles. I’m going to the basement now to “polish my saddle” and rave at an empty wall. Have to put on the studded winter tires so I can outrun the jeebies. Peace.
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Taylor has some work to do when it comes to his pipes!
Taylor Phinney toasting the newly married Tejay Van Garderen?
Taylor isn’t Tejay is.
I’m confused. Was that one of those back room interbike things where they have a great time, and we get screwed with the 12 speed rear cassette? In a world gone wild, is it conceivable that Shimano, Specialized, and campy all came togehter in a “Bro” moment to fuck all of us? Am I paranoid? You tell me. Who the fuck is knocking at my door? Oh crap it’s the Taiwanese frame manufacturers and their sidekick, Walmart Boy. I shall hold my 8 speed freewheel until they pry it out of my cold dead hands. God bless friction shifting, long live the XT thumb shifter, and for fucks sake carbon belongs in organic food and chemistry, not bicycles. I’m going to the basement now to “polish my saddle” and rave at an empty wall. Have to put on the studded winter tires so I can outrun the jeebies. Peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT3vfSQePcs&feature=player_embedded