I puked at 10,000 ft and fuck you.

I fucking did. I hate my socks but I hate you. Joe the fucking electric compassion can fuck off. Compassion socks suck. I am so fucking wasted. I ate all the whiskey. Cheese whiz can fuck off with oreos. fuck texting to your mom. fuck that food we ate last night but at least shes cool. fuck. And, I am so proud of Rebecca, ha ha.

24 Responses to “I puked at 10,000 ft and fuck you.”

  1. judi Says:

    drunk posts are the best.

  2. EW Says:

    Fuck Yeah, all you fucking.. fucking.. Fucking Fucks!

  3. bt Says:

    what Judi said. This is awesome.

  4. TripleF Says:

    Fuck you you fucking fuck.

    Or something.

  5. joetheelectrician Says:

    Actually, that post has me seriously considering giving up booze. And maybe Oreos.

  6. TripleF Says:

    Now joe. Be real.

    No one can give up Oreos.

    It just ain’t possible.

  7. joetheelectrician Says:

    “Cheese whiz-Oreos
    made me throw up in my mouth
    not a pleasent thing

  8. caveman Says:

    joe you should get drunk and re read this…

  9. joetheelectrician Says:

    Translate to English and I’ll think about it.

  10. Morgan Says:

    It is not possible to translate whiskey. You can only understand it from within…

  11. joetheelectrician Says:

    Don’t even go there, son. I was drivin’ the porcelain bus when you were in diapers.

  12. TripleF Says:

    Throwing up is considered a badge of honor but what it really means is your a lite weight who can’t handle his booze.

    The only times I’ve thrown up is when I mixed booze with weed. Killer combo for me. 20+ years since I did that.

    Let’s be careful out there kiddies.

  13. joetheelectrician Says:

    No, it means I WAS a lightweight, many many years ago.

  14. caveman Says:

    Triple f you’d be in the hospital if you drank as much as me last night. Love cavey

  15. TripleF Says:

    hehehehehehe

    Hey joe. Ya gotta love these youngsters eh ??

    They drink a 6 pack and think they have alcohol poisoning.

    In my day I needed a 12 pack just to limber up.

    Not that’s really anything to brag about but given this site, and the challenge, I felt I had too.

    Would some female please drink caveman under the table for me.

  16. joetheelectrician Says:

    Hell, back afew months ago when I was laid off, a quart of low-zoot vodka frequently disappeared in >24 hours. Never really felt any ill affects (except from Mrs. Joe) but hey-It was winter. Too much snow piled up to give me a shoulder to ride on, and too warm for studs to do much good.

  17. Trailer Park Cyclist Says:

    I ain’t sayin’ nothin’.

    And yeah, it is different when you are Two Miles High. I only worry about why, at the Coolest Party in Colorado, you think of J the E.

  18. TripleF Says:

    It’s a true bromance.

    Anyone can see that.

    Just move along.

  19. zMud Says:

    caveman, we have to meet. Booze on me until I’m broke or pass out.

    BJ can put you in touch.

    No buzz kill from me.

    Drive safely, if you ride drunk, try to fall before the end of the drive. always works for me.

  20. joetheelectrician Says:

    Wait. What?

  21. nyhc00 Says:

    such a great post, way funnier than drunk texting

  22. marty Says:

    http://globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/12/more-educated-people-spend-more-on-booze/?hpt=hp_c2

    thought it was a good read – maybe enough for it’s own post?

  23. Med School Odyssey Says:

    This nearly made me shit myself when I read it the other morning.

  24. caveman Says:

    zMud- you’re on. you’ll be broke and passed out when we get done. Bike show is soon…

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