About dirty biker

I am a fan of singletrack, singlespeeds, single malt, and single women. Tempe, Arizona, USA

31 thoughts on “Caption This:

  1. No caption, but why is the guy in blue rubbing his crotch while looking at the ass of the nurse?

  2. I agree the nurse and the 6’2″ smurf ferry are not the main part of this picture. Its gotta be the man grabbing his junk while starring at the nurses ass.

  3. HELLOOO NURSE.

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    Tho it does actually look like that guys eyes are closed and this is nothing more than a optical delusion.

    Or does that ruin it ??

  4. Those two hot chicks horrific monsters are hemmed in by an old dude in a neon banana hammock on one side and a young dude flashing his ‘O face while he rubs one our in his trousers on the other. Jesus Christ, I did not need to see that pic. This may require another gin and tonic. (full disclosure: seeing my shadow would require another gin and tonic)

  5. Nurse: (Andrea Dice Clay) Hickory, dickory, doc, yo little boy in the blue there rubbing your…

  6. wet blanket alert…

    People should just watch the best bike race in the world, instead of trying to make it about themselves by dressing up as ________s.

    Get loaded, hang out, watch and cheer. Leave the idiot suits at home.

  7. “People should just watch the best bike race in the world, instead of trying to make it about themselves by dressing up as ________s.”

    Yeah fuck that guy who dresses up as the devil, too. Who the fuck does HE think HE IS ??!?!

  8. “People should just watch the best bike race in the world, instead of trying to make it about themselves by dressing up as ________s.”

    I couldn’t agree more. Cycling events really need to step it up and retain the integrity and granduer that a tennis match or golf outing has. All those people who dress up like gorillas and bananas need to cut it out, this is serious business. STOP HAVING FUN!!!!

  9. @nyhc00

    Thank you so much for that vid. That was fucking priceless.

    The silent pelvic thrust cheer ??

    Bwhahahahahaha.

    Ya made my day man.

  10. I saw this guy 8 years in a row….loves the calimocho…..red wine and coke….basque soda!,,,