About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

8 thoughts on “Horner on the Cav diet plan

  1. Hell. I’d take a free trip to France in exchange for “a broken nose, a concussion, some fries and a royal with cheese”. Hell. I’ve gone to bachelor parties where I got hurt worse.

    And I actually do like mayo on my fries no matter how much it grosses people out. Or is that why I like it ? hehehehe

  2. Royal what now? Oh right, that’s what they call a quarter pounder, bein’ they got some arcane system of weights and measures that don’t jibe with the real world.

    Than sammich come with Clenbuterol, or can you get it on the side?

  3. one interbike weekend a few years back, I stopped at a quickie mart to get me some beverages when i see a pimped out Ridley with a frame pump taped to the toptube leaning against the building. Nobody is inside so I look around the corner to find the owner and there is Horner going to town on a stack of tasty cakes and 4 cans of Coke. been a fan ever since. Thought this was gonna be his year to make his mushroom stamp on the peleton…

  4. Chris Walker. Yep. Dude is all in. I was at Redland’s with Gnome once, and Walker was there (I was schleping luggage, driving cars, working the feed zone, not racing). I remember he’d just sit there and watch everyone else talk and crack jokes while he ate a turkey sandwich, two apples, and two carrots. Then he’d take a nap. Next day, same thing.

    That guy has a really deep limit. I’ve seen him turned completely inside out. Impressive.