About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 thoughts on “Wiggo looks lean

  1. His spindly body seems barely able to support the weight of his head.

  2. Someone give that man a bowl of beans and rice. He’s obviously starving.

    Says I at around 40 lbs over-weight.

    OK. OK. 45.

  3. Dura-Ace on a Pinarello? The apocalypse is surely nigh. What’s next, dogs sleeping with Cats? Inconceivable!

  4. sswannab

    i have no words to describe that.

    although he could add a handlebar mustache to turn it up a notch.

  5. MANorexia nervosa also known as simply MANorexia is an eating disorder prominent in male pro cyclist characterized by holocaust concentration camp / late stage HIV+ infection physical appearance cause by obsessive fear of gaining weight brought on the realization that you are about to get ‘yo ass dropped like a brick’ on the big climbs of next grand tour.