About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. i was totally mesmerized. 2500 watts? 80kph? his legs, my god. i love track racing so much, that dude is a straight fucking baller. shit BJ, thanks for the morning wake up.

  2. Hell yeah.

    It’s just a great feeling when you line up against one other person and you’re like ‘I’m going to kick your ass, mate.’

  3. I never want to feel like I have to go to the bathroom because of how awesome my massive quads are.

    Nonetheless, this guy is a beast and that’s absolutely incredible.

  4. Derp: It is less about quads and more about hip drive and using your glues, quads are for roadies. If you notice, he doesn’t throw his bike around like a fish dying.

  5. Arrrgh, this has ruined my dreams of greatness… alas I only put out 599 watts max. Oh well, back to the pub crawls w/ my 42cm liver.

  6. drug the man. EPO, steroids, Hgh, McDonalds beef patties, crank, pot belge, Fritos — THE WORKS!
    Then he won’t be able to pedal ’cause he’ll simply BREAK HIS BOTTOM-BRACKET !!! Yea!! oh yea. Whatever

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