About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

20 thoughts on “Tired?

  1. happy weekend BJ. hoping DB, gnomer, and lar crush the shit down at the whiskey. next year i will be there.

  2. Just to let you know johnny, my driveway is littered with my kids bikes. The weather is finally breaking here in fort wayne, IN. They are both ready to kick out some neighborhood miles!

  3. I’m old, arthritic as fuck and put in way too long a workday. Think Mellow Johnny could hook me up?

  4. Fucking-A-Right Big Jonny. I feel like such a bitch for buying into that line of shit in 1999. Cancer survivor myself i felt like I had someone in my corner. But let me lay it all down for you. He and I had the same tumor type, the most treatable of the 3 types of testicular tumors. I cured mine in ’90 with just 12 weeks of radiation because I paid attention to my body and didn’t think I was above it all by catching the tumor early. He let it go even when his sack filled with a huge cancer nut because is ego wouldn’t let him feel anything could be wrong with his magnificence. Now he still feels bullet proof and above prosecution. Wrong again fucker!

  5. Who really gives a shit, but Congress at this point. If he did “juice” he will have health ramifications for his choices at some point. If one feels the need to cheat let them live or fear to live from choices made. I don’t care. I do care about the millions of tax dollars wasted on something that I don’t want mine spent on. How do you like them apples?

  6. just hammered out the whiskeytown lemurian , the race puts it perspective , wish I had some juice , but I wouldn’t lie to you guys just my wife and the police

  7. I’m looking forward to 3 things this summer. The Giro, riding as many miles as possible and now that the Feds seem to be done with Barry Bonds: prosecuting the Great Tour de France Swindle.

    The scope of their investigation is global and their focus is much deeper than the Bonds case. Armstrong’s arrogance will be his undoing in the end, I hope.

    Will it really change pro cycling? Doubt it.

    Armstrong didn’t invent doping. He perfected it.

    I just love the shadenfreude when smug bastards get taken down a notch.

    Hey Juan Pelota! “Mangia Merde”

  8. I’m looking forward to seeing a lot of little Lance running in grass and enjoying flowers, and seeing not a lot of big Lance with microphones in his face. At least while I’m watching bike racing. Long live the loser, **or** long lose the liver??

  9. Forget that. I’m looking for a little Francis.

    The mind reels.

  10. I think that the writing is on the wall when even Bill Strickland & Bicycling magazine start to say that they believe he doped.

    Note that they still use his name to sell training programs, there’s integrity for you.

  11. Take FRS less one letter in the following binary sequence 124 and you get EPO. Coincidence?