About dirty biker

I am a fan of singletrack, singlespeeds, single malt, and single women. Tempe, Arizona, USA

24 thoughts on “Caption this:

  1. ….and that’s why I advocate the use of “butt butter” around this area…

  2. No, no. That’s where I keep my drugs. The shriveled nuts leave lots of storage room!

  3. The side effect of these bovine hormones is that I am now hung like a horse….Works for me!

  4. Whenna my caulk hitsa you eye like a bigga sausage pie…dat’s amorrre’

  5. …oh, she’s a good, eh ???…nothin’ but a soap n’ a water…she just a wash it a really, really hard & a fast…santa madre…& the team, they a pay for this !!!…

  6. She told me to shave mine, I told her to shave her’s first. Now we’re barely friends.

  7. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”

  8. …so after i put the thermometer up there it broke off and there’s still a large piece inside.