About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

15 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. Listen up, mountain bikers: you need to start wearing your “hydration systems” backwards, on your chest. Frank Schleck got popped for doing it in the Criterium Intl. TT— they claim he made up 2 seconds per kilometer. Think about it— that would have put The Gnomer on the podium at SBFL.

  2. oh, and if it EVER STOPS FUCKING RAINING, I might go ride my bike. I have approximately zero miles this year and it’s pissing me off. (On the up side, I have about fifty-five ski days in this season.)

  3. See 4th Ave, SoDo Seattle. God handing man PBR mural. Wish I took a shot of that. Damn.

  4. i will always like PBR, no matter how hip it gets. it’s what the old man drank and subsequently, the first suds i slurped.

    unfortunately however, rogbie’s “this” guy on the left isn’t wearing any pants for all we know…

    there’s more than one way to earn that blue ribbon i suppose…

  5. PBR works pretty well as a drivetrain cleaner, at least compared to anything else I had handy during the 8hr MTB race last weekend.

  6. … and from this PBR I shall make Holy skunked beer w/ which to exorcise your Hipster Demons…

  7. “the new hipster gang tattoo” PBR and stupidity fo Life.