About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

17 thoughts on “Bill Fucking Murray

  1. Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
    Herman Blume: Yeah.
    Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
    Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.

  2. Seats too low.

    PS – I have the same bolt cutters. (no, I don’t steal bikes, I use them for castrating bike thieves)

  3. Coffee and cigarets has a good spot-o-Murray with the Riza and the Jiza. Too many funny Murray moments to pic a favorite.

  4. Yep, that’s him all right. Hey, Mr. big shot movie star! Give me my fucking bike back! (just kidding)

  5. I recently watched Stripes and had a similar experience…

    “Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.” – John Winger

    Am I the only one who misses his wing man in this one? (aka John Candy)

  6. …everybody’s talkin’ movie roles & murray’s always had a wide range as a great film comic but this is also a guy who isn’t afraid to poke fun of everyday life despite looking a little undignified in the process…

    …his antics over the years down @ the ‘pebble beach at&t’ have almost gotten him thrown out of the pro/am several times ‘cuz he’s upset some of the straight-laced types but when you’ve got the ‘clint eastwood types’ & a lotta the top golfers in the world trying to politely hide their laughs, you’re doing something right…