About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

23 thoughts on “You will never be cooler than this guy

  1. …hey !!!…what a’ ya, recycling your old inbox shit ???…we “did” this guy months ago…

  2. Fake. He’s not even moving , his chain is off , his left knee and foot is on the ground. to lean over that far and not fall over you have to be going pretty fast to not be falling down. Lame.

  3. …poseur posing…right hand compressing that brake lever to stabilize the pose…

    …like i say, we “did” this guy to the same conclusion last time…

  4. first of all, his chain is not off… that is straight up torque flex!

    second of all, counter steer baby!

    you know that guy’s got a posse…

  5. there is a pick going around of a dude in taiwan welding a frame while sitting on a folding chair… He was wearing those same sandals.. Im thinking its the universal safety shoe over there.

  6. #15 Greg: Yup, universal Chinese Safety Boots (although we use them in Africa too) Bit of a bitch when you’re welding.

    What we don’t use is the left knee pads ;)

    Thanks anyway, these things are always worth a laugh.

  7. hand is strong on the brake bc hes drifting up to the bike rack.

    he doesnt need the chain on because he rolls flintstone style.

    he wears the shoes for maximum grip while maintaining breathability.

  8. Your blog has made me think about an question from another perspective. This is absolutely rare when I change my opinion about such arguments but it looks that you’ve done it. The day has begin with something new! Thank you!