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Unicorn Force!

Posted on January 3, 2011 by big jonny

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is the new new Unicorn Force design men’s road bike. I managed to get this photo because one of the Unicorn research and development guys rode this top secret prototype to an upscale sidewalk noodle joint for lunch. He left it well locked up but unguarded.

Either this is
a. The new Unicorn Force ultra light TTT (top tubeless technology)
b. The new Unicorn Force BGC (boys/girls convertible) shown without the optional top tube
c. some numb nuts cut through the top tube to remove the bike lock and created a fresh new look

I’ll keep you posted.

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22 Replies to “Unicorn Force!”

mikey on January 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm said:

prob’ly a good idea to inspect that head tube-down tube weldment on a weekly basis, and/or at the top of any major descents.
bikesgonewild on January 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm said:

…well…i’m thinkin’ that is the appropriate ‘men’s version’ for any guy who’d ride a bike called a “unicorn force”…

…if you buy one they give you a pair of nice cycling socks too…click to see…

http://www.sockguy.com/Unicornsnrainbows.html

…but hey, ‘not that there’s anything wrong with that’…
ringer on January 3, 2011 at 5:11 pm said:

The impending catastrophic failure makes me cringe!
joetheelectrician on January 3, 2011 at 5:16 pm said:

Jonny, you’re not BSNYC. I think I speak for all of us when I say “Thank God”.
joetheelectrician on January 3, 2011 at 5:17 pm said:

bgw, if I didn’t so love the sneaker sox I bought at Tar-Jay, I’d totally rock those puppies.
beth h on January 3, 2011 at 5:33 pm said:

Every time I think we’ve finally evolved beyond the Stupid gene something like this comes along to slap me back to reality.
joetheelectrician on January 3, 2011 at 5:36 pm said:

beth, I think political correctness and gub’mint programs are what keeps the stupid gene coming back.
greg on January 3, 2011 at 5:43 pm said:

I worked on a unicorn force in Tampa probably 16+ years ago… could it be the same bike?? This kinda shit keeps me up at night..
pirata on January 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm said:

bet that ride is plush!

travel to any third world country and you will see things worse than this, and nothing remotely politically correct to be found..
TripleF on January 3, 2011 at 7:00 pm said:

Eh.

Riding a shit-bike like that is better than walking 10 miles to work.

Been there, done that. Not that bad granted but I understand.

Gotta do what ya gotta do.
J-S on January 3, 2011 at 7:17 pm said:

Invisible bamboo bike ? ;)
sommerfliesby on January 3, 2011 at 8:09 pm said:

If the owner were truly after a Unicorn theme, he would have welded the top tube to the head tube instead of discarding it…
bg_cyclist on January 3, 2011 at 8:16 pm said:

I just hope bj doesn’t get his hands on one of these then tries to ride over a road grate…
Jimmy C on January 3, 2011 at 8:35 pm said:

uni-force, never heard of it. I’ll find my local rep. and get the factory specs on that & get back to ya.
maybe that down tube is octo-butted for extra stiffness.
mikey on January 3, 2011 at 10:16 pm said:

yeah that frame set is a 56cm seat tube by 53-58-53-57-50-56 top tube.
Kilgore Trout on January 3, 2011 at 10:59 pm said:

Slingshot prototype?
AfricanSingle on January 3, 2011 at 11:32 pm said:

I want to see the video of that thing doing it’s catastrophic failure, I honestly do. Double butted could take on a new meaning.
Kark on January 4, 2011 at 6:35 am said:

Nice! uncapped tubing pointed roughly at the operators mid region. What could go wrong?? *cough* coresample *cough*..
Loren on January 4, 2011 at 9:04 am said:

Shit’s held together by miracles
Kilgore Trout on January 4, 2011 at 9:33 am said:

@Loren: “Fuckin’ toptubes, how do they work?”

it’s all miracles
grandote on January 5, 2011 at 11:03 am said:

I bet that thing shits skittles.
Ralph on January 5, 2011 at 2:55 pm said:

I think I’d drive in a couple o’champagne corks to prevent core samples… or worse.