About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 thoughts on “Merry Christmas

  1. i *love* that you made My View a label.

    im on lockdown today, working my ass off for all the stranded travelers all over the fucking world. tonight i get to see my two oldest and dearest girlfriends from 1982. we’ll be sitting in a church basement hangin’ out, it’s good shit.

    merry christmas BJ.

  2. Have a great one Jonny, enjoy the girls.

    Hope to catch up with you soon. I have your Xmas present!

  3. …a blue sky, a green lawn & an orange drink…

    …the colors & feeling of that picture are a nice christmas present in & of themselves ‘cuz here it’s nothing but shades of gray, wrapped in a blanket of wet n’ chilly…

    …no worries though so have a great one gianni, gnomer & crew…

  4. Fuck you bitch and the fixie you rode in with. You can use WD40 to… Errr

    Oups, wrong thread.

    Apologies and a great whatever special day you can have. I just hope it’s not an urine sample you are holding up – if it is, it was nice exchanging with you.

  5. Happy Day DC leaders…..work smart, play HARD! i tip my pint to you all! theAsian has spoken

  6. From The Great(and really fucking cold) North East, I wish all youse guys a Merry Christmas.

    Except BJ.

    He’s sitting out in his backyard with sun, warmth AND a screwdriver ?

    I hate you BJ.

    Ya got an extra room I can rent ?

  7. Fuck me runnin’. Drinkin’ God damned mimosas, yet. I’ll just cut this would alittle deeper while you get some more salt. At least this stagnant little cesspool of inbreeding dodged the snow. Merry Christmas anyways, big guy.

  8. We just spent most of the week in Phoenix and had rain….. The Mrs. helped by making killer mango daiquiris.

    Sorry we missed you but we understand about busy times. Have a good one.

    The airline mag (Southwest) had a section on Tiki Bar drinks and recipes. Looks like a shopping run for more rum and Pisco. How sad.

    Best for the new year to all DC’ers.

  9. Had a killer Christmas & Boxing day here down under, excellent weather, being mid summer helps, (nyah, nyah).

    All the best to all of you.

    Take care out there.

  10. Santa brought me 26″x1.75″stud tars! Gonna mount ‘em up today and head up the hill tomorrow…