From: Brad M.
Subject: Bluefield, VA Police Reports
Can you believe this shit? Kids on bicycles were reported for ‘riding in the street’! Damn those kids, I guess some vandalizing wasn’t getting done with those pesky kids were just out riding their bikes.
Btw, you have not seen backwoods ass, redneck hillbilly folk until you’ve stayed a few days in this shithole. 36 people, 7 teeth……the Applebees has PBR and Natty Light draft, son if that tells you anything.
Asa Lama Lakem.
When I read a news summation like that, I have to wonder if there was more to the story. And, if there was more, what was it and how could it possibly explain what I’m reading. “Oh hell, kids on bikes!?! We better get Sheriff Rosco Coltrane & Officer J.W. Murray Jr. on this immediately! This will not stand, sir! This will not stand!”by