I used to buy records. I was an audiophile at one time. I had a ‘stack’ of rectangular black electronic gadgets and the sickest speakers one can dream of: AR towers with 4 twelve inch woofers, lower and upper mid-ranges, and tweeters. I had two Technics MK-1200 turntables and a mixer that I built a cabinet for… and painted it red/green/gold as I was way into reggae records, beat-matching, and yes, I had a love for TRANCE. I paid $10 for this record back in the day and set it up with the Stanton pro cartridge on those direct drive wheels, and was blown away. Now… before you poo-poo my techno-trance link – please imagine it bumped through the kit as described. Just shut up and be the Memorex dude for a sec
Now, after that story been told, I will share with you an email I just got today that is so good it should go public. I didn’t know I had friends like this:
Greetings of the day to you.
I am Mrs.Jane Smith, I have a package Bank Draft of $500,000,00 USD in your
name left with FedEx Courier Express for claims, All you neeed to do is to
contact FedEx Courier Express via below information for your package delivery
to arrive your home address.
Contact Person: Mr. Fred Koko
Email Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Do send them your correct postal address, full name, contact phone number, so
that they can be able to deliver your package direct to your postal address
and you have to pay a fee of $110 USD which is the FedEx Courier Express
delivery charges as we have paid for all necessary charges except that of the
delivery fee of the courier company so far.
Mrs. Jane Smith