A tale of two cell phones

So I got out on the bike Friday. Fired of a photo to the pals just ‘cuz I could. And, I think, Facebook or twitpic or something else too. Yeah. Color me “net whore.”

The legs of big jonny

The legs of big jonny

My man 40 Hands hit me back with this one.

The legs of 40 Hands

The legs of 40 Hands

We’re all about product placement around here, son. So pro.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

19 thoughts on “A tale of two cell phones

  1. both of those images are obviously photoshopped. I’ve been out riding each of the last three days and I needed tights and shoe covers to keep my feet from freezing.

  2. …big jonny tries to get a leg up on the competition…

    …readers horrified by hairy appendage…

  3. “both of those images are obviously photoshopped. I’ve been out riding each of the last three days and I needed tights and shoe covers to keep my feet from freezing.”

    What do you think all that leg hair is for? That’s why I keep mine!

  4. yeah big man, channel your inner “jersey shore”, shave the legs, chest, arms, paint yourself orange, and get an ed hardy t-shirt

  5. Nice Onion article SS, was Big J and 40 hands the interviewees? hilarious! BGW, do you start all your sentences with a period? (referring to your explanation for over using ellipses due to a broken period key)

  6. I must be doing it all wrong. My socks were threefer at Tar-jay. Some kind of synthetic wicking fiber. Never felt like they hold me back in any meaningful way, and I ride more in a day than than putz in the article rides in a week. Bet I could drop him, too. And probably on my fixed gear.

  7. …dirty…

    …there is no “broken period key” nor was there an explanation as such…however, while other people have a “period key”, i went to great expense to have a highly technical modification made to my computer & keyboard wherein i now have an “ellipsis key” (…)…

    …should i need a ‘period’ (.), i simply hit ‘ellipsis’ (…) & then backspace X 2…

    …as i said, high tech…

    …on a separate note, i have a phantasmagorical plethora of cycling socks…

  8. same shot, same composition. wow.
    thats the nearest thing I’ve seen to choreography on this site. You two are like, “connected” on some burlesque girl level or something.

    very sweet

  9. Being a “Big Jonny Sized” cyclist, that is 6’4” & 200# (except that is my race weight) I can speak with some authority about leg shaving. You see I tried it once and quickly found out that with a 38 inch inseam, it takes a really long time to do and I can’t afford enough disposible razors to cover the real estate. So hairy legs it is and with long legs you can sport tall socks.