Tuesday depresso-link dump

Because, why not really?

First up we have some excellent reporting on what BJ has been up to

Men would be holding hands and walking naked, blindfolded, through a forest. Then they would sit nude in groups of 30 to 50, passing around a wooden dildo and giving lurid details of their sexual history. Eggleston said he found out that the men will grab each other’s penises if they wish.

And here I thought BJ was in it for the cash.

I had a bunch of cool links lined up, and then everything went to shit. I started over and then it didn’t auto-save like a good wordpress should. All my precious minutes… gone.

A great birthday / xmas / wedding gift for that special someone.

And an image, for the timid…

ZZ Top wrote a song about it.
ZZ Top wrote a song about it.

This can and should only be followed by Cyanide and Happiness. Truly a god among cretins.

Cyanide & Happiness

Now back to the absurdly seriousness that is DC. Or not.

Arizona is just

Indeed it seemed that Gov. Brewer was in the throes of — you call it: prescription drug abuse brain dysfunction, drunk, early stages of senile dementia, or she had suddenly been afflicted by a mini-stroke or seizure.

Speaking of Arizona and the stupidity contained therein

“It becomes apparent that Shaggy and J consider any understanding of the actual workings of these ‘miracles’ to be corrosive. To them, knowledge is seen as a threat… For ICP a true understanding of ‘fucking rainbows’ would reduce them to, as Keats put it, ‘the dull catalogue of common things’.”

Violent J shakes his head sorrowfully. “Who looks at the stars at night and says, ‘Oh, those are gaseous forms of plutonium’?” he says. “No! You look at the stars and you think, ‘Those are beautiful.'”

How regular are you? I’m usually a 3-4, but most days I feel like a 7.

If you can’t keep your own house in order.

One last thing. If you haven’t heard, Keanu Reeves is fucking immortal. I’ve been sitting on this one for a while, but as it was featured in either Time or CNN online, I figured you all should enjoy a bit of the meme-ness.

a god among dudes?
a god among dudes?
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6 thoughts on “Tuesday depresso-link dump

  1. “i don’t want to hold the naked dildo!” lulz. but that’s what being a lawyer is all about…

  2. Sounds like we have found what the yellow-banded cyclists do after dark. Maybe those little bits of yellow rubber are tubeless condoms after all?

  3. …okay…got to 1:17 seconds of that & i was thinkin’, “chicken rassmussen would suck a dick to stay in the spotlight”

    …guy wins the “sorriest motherfucking bike racer of the decade” award & when you think about the alternatives, that’s quite an accomplishment…

  4. …i’d suggest that if the clentador thingy totally goes south (as it should) then ya, the rider strapped bjarne riis may have no alternative although how the sponsors might feel about that could be another story…

    …i’m betting bjarne pops a couple a’ advil’s every morning when he gets up ‘cuz he knows the day is gonna bring about another headache, one way or the other…