Because, why not really?
First up we have some excellent reporting on what BJ has been up to…
Men would be holding hands and walking naked, blindfolded, through a forest. Then they would sit nude in groups of 30 to 50, passing around a wooden dildo and giving lurid details of their sexual history. Eggleston said he found out that the men will grab each other’s penises if they wish.
And here I thought BJ was in it for the cash.
I had a bunch of cool links lined up, and then everything went to shit. I started over and then it didn’t auto-save like a good wordpress should. All my precious minutes… gone.
And an image, for the timid…
This can and should only be followed by Cyanide and Happiness. Truly a god among cretins.
Now back to the absurdly seriousness that is DC. Or not.
Indeed it seemed that Gov. Brewer was in the throes of — you call it: prescription drug abuse brain dysfunction, drunk, early stages of senile dementia, or she had suddenly been afflicted by a mini-stroke or seizure.
Speaking of Arizona and the stupidity contained therein…
“It becomes apparent that Shaggy and J consider any understanding of the actual workings of these ‘miracles’ to be corrosive. To them, knowledge is seen as a threat… For ICP a true understanding of ‘fucking rainbows’ would reduce them to, as Keats put it, ‘the dull catalogue of common things’.”
Violent J shakes his head sorrowfully. “Who looks at the stars at night and says, ‘Oh, those are gaseous forms of plutonium’?” he says. “No! You look at the stars and you think, ‘Those are beautiful.'”
How regular are you? I’m usually a 3-4, but most days I feel like a 7.
If you can’t keep your own house in order.
One last thing. If you haven’t heard, Keanu Reeves is fucking immortal. I’ve been sitting on this one for a while, but as it was featured in either Time or CNN online, I figured you all should enjoy a bit of the meme-ness.by