i’m not doping. i’m trying to fit in here again. i’m probably the smartest person on the whole site here, but i just haven’t chimed in lately to say anything about it because i’ve been too busy racking up impossibly high percent results in classes such as Math 140 and English 112. then i got a new job and it rules. before all of that i got a kick-ass baby, so sorry if i don’t have as much time as “fancy lawyer pants size 40 waistline roast beef backpack” to sit around and make sweet-assed websites all fucking day.
(side note, between august 2009 and the end of august 2010, i built two thousand three bicycles for the raleigh durham chapel hill, NC area. i ain’t even playing.)
i know, i know…. you’re probably saying in your own voice, “dang, snakehawk – how you make such a high grade in advance college level academulic coursery when you such a galloping dummy?”
well. first of all, my response to you would be, “you an ignant-ass hater, okay?”
then i’d be all, “i’m smarter than most lazers, bro. let’s get barreled.”
so, at the local mall yesterday i saw some rad shit. look.
get on the back, jack. pretty awesome stuff to just happen upon. homie just decided to have his own stupid interbike contest in another town. i didn’t see him around, but he was probably doing shots with this crew:
check out his site. Josh Hadar. fantastic metal artist, and i wouldn’t mind taking one of his deth sledz on a 90-miler sometime.
now get off my back. it’s sunday and i have a shitload of not-bike-riding to do. where the laundry detergent at?by