My View

This one in from our boy Big Pun. Just because he can.

Drink the beer Lance Armstrong drinks (even though he's a lightweight).

Drink the beer Lance Armstrong drinks (even though he's a lightweight).

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

18 thoughts on “My View

  1. This post is confusing. Golf is gay, and Michelob Ultra is for girls. Comes up easy, doesn’t stain your shoes.

  2. mikey, I suspect you are using the word “gay” as a pejorative. What in the fuck is wrong with you? And what if Mic Ultra IS “for girls”? Haven’t you ever bought a girl a drink? And if not, perhaps this is an insight into your homophobia.

  3. …gosh…i always assume when you guys use the word “gay”, you mean ‘happy go lucky & carefree’, you know, like in those old, old songs…

  4. OK. How did a simple post of some guys dash turn in to a gay thing ??

    I’m cracking up here.

    Hate to tell ya mikey. Most people think biking is gay if you’re over 12.

    And I actually drink Mic Light(when I’m drinking. Thank Gawd it’s Day 42).

    So. Overall. Fuck you.

  5. Gaaaaah! At least a Yingling or Miller there, son. Your choice of swing lube is killing your game. Heading out with the youngest for an hour or so on the trails then maybe 9 later, time permitting. If that makes me gay, so be it.

  6. Only homos complain about the use of the word, “gay.” Get over yourself, you big queer.

  7. Dear Big Jon,
    A fact that may prove salient to the discussion, (the beverage part, not the sexual orientation of golf part) is that it is possible to wedge 10 of the tall Ultra cans into the soft cooler from the pro shop whereas only 6 of the standard width beers will fit without having to start stacking above the ice. This feat of spatial Tetris coupled with my well-known preference for quantity of alcohol over quality makes the choice of beverage an easy one, regardless of the spokesmodel.
    For those still disturbed, find solace in the fact that Fitty purchased Millers from the cart girl at ever passing, just to make sure that we weren’t slogging through 18 holes on the links with only a 10-pack for hydration. We’re all about balance around here.

  8. those faggoty lance commercials were amusing. homie was portrayed as being friendly, that’s contrary to reality. he was shown in a group that was implied to to contain friends, that’s incomprehensible.

  9. @ # 11: I’m cracking up over that one.
    (Try approaching your feminine side in high heels next time and she what she says. Sometimes it’s all about the wardrobe choices.)

    And as for that beer?
    Eeeew. Gross.
    (Gimme Lucky Lab’s Stumptown Porter any day.)

  10. 1) I have never golfed in my life— frankly, I’m afraid to— but trusted sources assure me it’s gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, even if it is true, or not.

    2) The best kind of beer is the one immediately at hand. Mr. Pun’s program appears to be well-sorted.

    3) I get in touch with my feminine side, so that I can properly suppress it.

    Out for a ride. Only 60 degrees out there, but it’s dry. Keep the rubber side down, y’all.

  11. Does very drunk putt-putt golf count as “gay”? Not that any of us in here have room to talk. If I had a nickle for every cycling-related homophobic slur I’ve heard, I’d be riding titanium.