Today I got the call from Asian Bob. He is always busting my balls about not posting stuff on time and he is the first to ask whats up when I skip a week. This week was just a simple case of not having enough time to give it my all. I haven’t been riding enough and the world outside my window seems to be going bat-shit crazy.
My state is erupting over their immigration law. I have spent the past two weeks playing bullshit corporate games trying to save my job. I am discovering more and more people around me are lacking integrity all in the name of getting some action. Some douche actually hit me in the chest with a rotten orange while I was riding home from the pub the other night. I even had some random drunk guy come up to me and slap me for no reason. When I took him down to teach him a lesson, he still had enough fight left in him to pull out a clump of my hair. I tried to get an espresso the other day and the elite hipsters at my local coffee shop refused to put it in a to-go cup. Fuck you. I was in a hurry. It isn’t a fine Bordeaux it is a cup of coffee. Then yesterday I had a homeless guy walk up to me and hand me a lasso for no reason. Maybe it is the heat of the AZ summer, maybe it was the full moon. All that I know is that people are acting like they have lost their goddamn minds. My buddy Maximum saw that I was having a rough time of it, so he made me go climb some rocks with him. It looked like this:
That helped quite a bit, and everybody needs more friends like that. As for this weekend I am going to do what any red blooded American would do when he needs to get away…I’M GOING FUCKIN’ SURFING.
What kind of crazy stuff have you guys seen lately? Leave it in the comments, this could get good. Until next week, SURF’S UP! …and keep it dirtyby