i know you’re all reluctant bottoms just looking for that special someone who will let you finally give the back rub. well lay back down, jerks. Jens is in town, and if you could just release your vicey grip pinchey hold from andy & berto’s uniceps for one second, you’d see that there is a real reason to bite the pillow, for its goosedown depthiness will silence your unworthy screams.
and DO click on him, downhuffers…..
There’s just not really anything that beats catching the pelican on a junior bike with completely incompatible shoes. Jens = Wens.
just to twist the dagger,
he’s why bike racing will ALWAYS be better than dope.by