Yes, that is what I did when I woke up this morning, got my punch on- air punching the dirty Mondays. I am new here on DC but been a long time reader, it was the porn that drew me in- Bike porn that is. The innerweb fills my veins with visual content lust, always in the search. I am not here to talk about the tour or vocalize how much I’d like to turn into a kangaroo and put Lance in my pouch for a ride to confession. I think you hear things like, “I am gonna stick a light bulb up your ass and punch you in the throat” or “I’d like to jump on your chest till your inners come out your ears”- cheap pleasurable thoughts that stay in the mind in the form of a cartoon. There won’t be any beating up the Fixie scene, it’s already black and blue.
All you’ll see from me is mostly vids, pics and adhd driven nonsense.
Let’s dance with some snakes and beat on a washer…
My last thing, since I live in Spokane Wa. and this is a nation wide blog, I get to make fun of my own town- Hey Spokane your food service and your breakfast can lick my fucking balls! Oh the pains your stomach gets when eating the greasy spoon action here. I’ll let ya all know when it gets better, I promise.
One positive thing though from this place, we have people that like to fucking ride and ride hard. We have a ride coming up soon called the “Midnight Century”, we start at a Pub at midnight to venture off for a 100 miles of fun. Here is a link to our getto ride- midnight century.
Throw the fist and ride today or tonight.by