That’s no satire – that’s exactly how they have acted. The solution is probably less obvious that paper towels, but still – only recently has it dawned on people that calling it a ‘spill’ doesn’t do it justice and we have to start using strong words that make people uncomfortable, and make them turn away from the TV. And everyone still driving driving driving driving.
“You’re not angry enough to stop driving your car.”
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Thats good shit.
…that’s a very funny ‘take’ on an ugly reality…
…good shit, indeed…
Funny yet pisses me off.
That’s no satire – that’s exactly how they have acted. The solution is probably less obvious that paper towels, but still – only recently has it dawned on people that calling it a ‘spill’ doesn’t do it justice and we have to start using strong words that make people uncomfortable, and make them turn away from the TV. And everyone still driving driving driving driving.
“You’re not angry enough to stop driving your car.”
“Calm down, calm down, boom.”
nobodies crotch got burned so its all ok……