The Gift of Song…

What do tigers dream of

When they take a little tiger snooze

Do they dream of mauling zebras

Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit

Don’t you worry your pretty striped head

We’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy Tiger bed

And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug

And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug…

Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug Dougy Dougy Doug

But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,

Well then we’re shit out of luck.

Just want to remind you all why we’re here. It’s about the fun…and about the hangovers. Not about the name-calling and bitchy fifth grade shit.

So watch this:

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

10 thoughts on “The Gift of Song…

  1. A few notes, Tigers – Asia, Zebras – Africa, oops lots of water between. But don’t feel bad, apparently the origional Tarzen novels had him fighting Tigers in Africa until someone realised the problem, then they were lions.

  2. You don’t get Tigers in Africa Joe, unless they are in a zoo.

    Therefore for a animal to dream about a creature that is non indigenous & therefore foreign to them would be improbable.

    I’m just being an arsehole here, can you tell ?

  3. Pedantic then. Got it. 0419 local time and I’m just now on my second cuppa. Gotta run!

  4. …see ???…i told ya you doug yourself a hole…

    …i was just sayin’…