What do tigers dream of
When they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit
Don’t you worry your pretty striped head
We’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy Tiger bed
And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug…
Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug Dougy Dougy Doug
But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
Well then we’re shit out of luck.
Just want to remind you all why we’re here. It’s about the fun…and about the hangovers. Not about the name-calling and bitchy fifth grade shit.
So watch this:by