Outside my front door, its hot. I’m not talking a little uncomfortable, I’m talking Africa hot. It was 112 degrees today and I didn’t really even get a chance to ride. I slept through my 4:30am alarm with a little help from too many 7 and 7’s last night. I got kitted up, brushed the gold teeth and proceeded to roll down the block. I lasted about :45 minutes and then made my way home. When it gets to be July in the desert everybody seems to loose their goddamn minds. I was flipped off by some guy that looked to be about 95 years old. Combined with that special headache that only comes from a night of whiskey drinking and a ride in triple digit heat. I was in a foul mood. I had the whole day off and all I wanted to do was ride and I couldn’t. So I did the only logical thing. I found a pool with a hot chick in a bikini and some Tecate. It ended up being a fine day.
I’m looking forward to next weekend with 4 days off up in the pine trees of Flagstaff. We can only hope the forest will be open from the recent fires and some shit will go down like last year.
Lastly, Iwill leave you with this gem. Whatshouldpetedo.com is a site set up by my old friend and bike shop coworker, Pete. What it comes down to is that he is pretty bad at life and has decided to set up a web site to let the internet decide his fate. Because when it comes down to it, the opinion of a bunch of strangers is probably going to be better than his choices. I figure the DC readers can come up with some creative suggestions for him and he just might do them all.
Keep it dirty…by