PVP show Contie whats what: “See, this here is the center of the road. It is smoother up here. I will ride here. Down there, that is where pig lay. It is shit. You will ride there. I am now hungry. Give me your sandwich.”
Defending Tour de France champion Alberto Contador took to the treacherous cobbled roads of northern France on Tuesday, preparing for terrain he admits could dent his bid for a third yellow jersey this year.
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In somewhat related news, I have it on good authority that Van Petegem had to stop and shave, twice, during the ride.by