I’m not sure, but this photo just might be our own dear Pineapple. Some call him Malibu, but he, of course, prefers Pineapple. With his “spiky crown and rough exterior” 1 and an appearance that is “almost standoffish” 2, yet, somehow, “incredibly smooth tasting once you get past [his] rough exterior” 3 the veritable pineapple is a apt comparison.
I looks a bit like him, enough like him anyway. Part hipster douchebag, part new age renaissance man, and all the way fun. The sign, it almost need not be said, is exactly what I’d expect to see him rocking on a random street corner somewhere. Is it him? Could it be?
So, where is that Pineapple anyways?by