Where art thou, Pineapple?

I’m not sure, but this photo just might be our own dear Pineapple. Some call him Malibu, but he, of course, prefers Pineapple. With his “spiky crown and rough exterior” 1 and an appearance that is “almost standoffish” 2, yet, somehow, “incredibly smooth tasting once you get past [his] rough exterior” 3 the veritable pineapple is a apt comparison.


I looks a bit like him, enough like him anyway. Part hipster douchebag, part new age renaissance man, and all the way fun. The sign, it almost need not be said, is exactly what I’d expect to see him rocking on a random street corner somewhere. Is it him? Could it be?

Hot damn. I haven’t heard much out of the old boy in months. He’s been blogging fairly regularly over at the New Belgium blog, which is cool and all, but it ain’t like bloggin here on DC.

So, where is that Pineapple anyways?

facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestmailby feather

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

4 thoughts on “Where art thou, Pineapple?

  1. Looks like pineapple to me, minus the white gloves. The pineapple I know would never rock those. Cause he’s more pine(flagstaff) than apple (new york). But I ask the same question, Where is Pineapple anyways?

  2. Pineapple! You old cad!

    If white gloves are for pussies, and the man in the photograph has white gloves, it follows that you are not the man in the photograph.

    Too bad. I wanted to believe.

  3. I stole some freezer stocking gloves from a grocery store i used to work at. they are white, i’ll use them in a pinch, but every time i call myself a pussy for wearing them. when i wear them i look like a pussy.