This one languished in my inbox for a few weeks. I had a class canceled on me, with about ten minutes notice, one afternoon last week. So instead of, you know, working ahead or some shit like that, I set about reading through some of my long overdue emails.
We do what we can in this life, right?
From: Primo
Subject: Bin Laden blasts US for climate change
You still cant tell the cops from the bad guys.Bush’s man Bin Lalden is talking like he’s fucking Al Gore!
news.yahoo.com/…bin_laden_tape
I ain’t gonna vote for him, but I wonder if Bin is going to be onna ballet next election? He does have a lot of valid points. However, considering that Bin is a Saudi and a member the richest oil family on earth, hearing this shit from him is like hearing about Exxon cloning oil resistant baby seals.
Fuck, I’m confused. Time for a bike ride to clear my head…..
Ah fuck it. The god damn terrorists are winning.
March 5th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
“oil resistant baby seals” Funniest shit I’ve heard in days.
March 5th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Osama is Yemeni, not Saudi, and family made its fortune in construction, not oil just so ya know.
March 5th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Osama is Saudi, not Yemeni.
March 5th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/binladen/who/bio.html
Yemeni father, Syrian mother, was born in Saudi Arabia. I don’t want to make a sweeping statement regarding Mid Easter ethnicities and I may be splitting hairs here but it appears he isn’t Saudi.
March 5th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
From what I’ve seen, Chris and Steve, the made can jockey a camel like nobodys business, when leads me to believe only one thing….it doesn’t fuckin matter where he’s from.
March 5th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I went to school with a guy named Osama. He was from Sudan. He introduced me to a tasty purple KoolAid type beverage made from crushed tree bark.
March 6th, 2010 at 6:22 am
I thought these guys liked deserts.