I hurt me.
I fucking had this fucking bike fall on my head today, in a parking lot, on a frustrated search for new sunglasses. My first time taking this rig out after lovingly (and with great effort in a no-bike shop town) building it.
Lame as shit, I pushed on a cleat that was not attached at the same time the chain skipped, thusly threw myself down, and my bike whipped around and clocked me on my helmet-less head. I’ve been a little fucked since that one. Anyone want to buy a 57cm carbon fiber bike with Dura Ace down to the hubs? I think I like my Columbus SL and Campagnolo way way more. Anyway – Don’t drink and ride.
This bike: $1000 FOR SALE
Grocery Outlet Sherry:
4 bottles of $3 or less wine, available at GROCERY OUTLET.
one empty bottle of wine
Distribute the 3 liters of wine among the 5 bottles. Re cork, half way. Freeze for 24-48 hours. Remove and let thaw for about 10 minutes. Pour off into a screen (to catch the slush) all the remaining liquid. It is 3-5 times stronger than normal wine. Discard all the slush or use it as cooking wine.
Now you have a bottle of poison: Grocery Outlet Sherry.
Put a helmet on when doing fast, dumb, or unusual shit. Your hands might catch the street but your bike can smack your skull. (I found out)by