Go Eat Yourself.

Posted on: January 31, 2010 at 8:15 am
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They might make you look like a shamelessly lazy fat pig, but these things are great for catching up with the ice-cream truck.

 

Thanks, VICE. Their harsh is always on time.

10 Responses to “Go Eat Yourself.”

  1. uglyyeti Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Segways have never quite sat right with me as “alternative transportation”. They aren’t an alternative to driving – they’re an alternative to walking.

  2. singletrack maestro Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Where is the Crispy Creme ?????

  3. jamesmallon Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    Ha! So Toronto! This pic is from the ‘historic’ ‘Distillery District’.
    - Segways are not legal on public property
    - this is privately owned
    - 90 seconds to WALK across
    - the distillery boom was during your Prohibition…

  4. Loren Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:34 am

    I dig her activewear.

  5. holeyroller Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 6:35 am

    This is only the beginning. Segeway of RIchmond (VA) is renting off-road units. That’s right, the segeways have discovered our trial system. An invasive species, like privet and the snakehead. They don’t usually make it too far from the trailhead, though. I’ve rolled up on a few and they literally shit their pants when you spook ‘em.

    I’ve often thought “training days could be party days, if I was just into that Segeway thing…”

  6. Sean Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Seen on the slickrock trail in Moab. Really.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vikapproved/3303792414/in/set-72157614253370075/

  7. big jonny Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    From where I’m standing, both sides of that image are wack.

    3303792414_5cac8b7e0d

    You guys deserve each other.

  8. mikey Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    I wasn’t going to say anything, but yeah, that MTBer is wearing a full-face helmet and full body armor to ride a little slickrock? Dude, you look sweaty. Last time I rode Poison Spider Mesa, I about stroked out from the heat. And my mountain bike ain’t been that shiny since about 2002.

  9. Snake Hawk. Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    holy shit.

  10. Gnome Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Camel Toe Gnar.

    I just want to get up in there and jerk off in the middle of that mess claim’n shocker hells yea like my shit’s Iron Maiden Eddy.

    Radtardeness like that deserves nambla level homage.

    Fuck yea.

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