Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
‘Cause I can do what I want and they won’t complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
what are those freaks called? the ones that get off fucking corpses? necrophilics…..sick shit.
I’m not quite sure how nubile girls with bacon on their bodies relates to necrophilia, but good on you Judi for referencing T.S.O.L.
Here’s a link to one of the most (in)famous necrophiles in recent history. http://www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm
i totally thought those girls were manikins. i kid-you-not. they look dead to me. i think i need 1) glasses for the computer, and 2) to stfu for a minute.
what kind of dipshit keeps his fuckin’ maxim mags under the bacon? not me, bros. i keep my fuckin’ maxims up high in my shirt so the collar stays popped. you know, if you rolled up a fuckin’ maxim, one of those dickhead frat girls could wear it as a tube dress, all whitney-winehouse-crack-smoothie-neck-leather style. seriously, though, i break arms when my fuckin’ maxims get missing, so don’t touch them. yo – i’m fuckin’ hungry–anyboney got a fuckin’ maxim? or a fuckin’ jeep or summin? fuckin’ maybe some creatine poppers? a fuckin’ 45 lb plate? fuckin’ maxim? summin? uh. . . . guys? hellooooooooooo. . . . .?
January 26th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
You know how I know you’re gay ???
January 26th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I hope they didn’t end up wasting any bacon during the photo shoot.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Gurl in the back seems pretty stoked with the situation.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
reminds me of t.s.o.l.’s code blue:
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
‘Cause I can do what I want and they won’t complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
what are those freaks called? the ones that get off fucking corpses? necrophilics…..sick shit.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I’m not quite sure how nubile girls with bacon on their bodies relates to necrophilia, but good on you Judi for referencing T.S.O.L.
Here’s a link to one of the most (in)famous necrophiles in recent history.
http://www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm
January 26th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
i totally thought those girls were manikins. i kid-you-not. they look dead to me. i think i need 1) glasses for the computer, and 2) to stfu for a minute.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
You see, everything is better with BACON!
I’m sure you all knew this, but this is further proof for sure.
January 26th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
I saw women BUT I also saw whipped cream and syrup. Took all the bacon posts since to clue me in on the joke.
We see what we want I guess.
January 26th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
what kind of dipshit keeps his fuckin’ maxim mags under the bacon? not me, bros. i keep my fuckin’ maxims up high in my shirt so the collar stays popped. you know, if you rolled up a fuckin’ maxim, one of those dickhead frat girls could wear it as a tube dress, all whitney-winehouse-crack-smoothie-neck-leather style. seriously, though, i break arms when my fuckin’ maxims get missing, so don’t touch them. yo – i’m fuckin’ hungry–anyboney got a fuckin’ maxim? or a fuckin’ jeep or summin? fuckin’ maybe some creatine poppers? a fuckin’ 45 lb plate? fuckin’ maxim? summin? uh. . . . guys? hellooooooooooo. . . . .?