About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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so hot.
NOT!! too much lame fucking air brush shit happening here.
And besides that, the cranks are alittle oot of synch, eh.
Empty pump peg.
Fenders hideously mismounted.
Rack* not level.
Abit more housing at the rear brake than I like to see.
Chain tension looks abit janky on the synch chain.
Singlespeed, fixed or internally geared? If the latter, it appears they airbrushed the shift cable as well, but I know not por que.
They ain’t goin’ far in their stocking feet.
I didn’t know MAL*WART sold T.S.O.s.**
FAIL!
*The rack on the bike, perv.
**Tandem Shaped Objects.
hopethishelps
Yeah, it does look like plastic.
Jonny you dirty fucker you! Coffee ALL out my nose…
…STILL laughing.
fucker…
Stoker’s cabin a bit cramped. Knees hit the bar.
Top tube looks a bit distressed also.
Look at the rear wheel, it looks like the front wheel & fork were photoshopped in. Lame…
I’d still do Brunette…
“ideally” I would be on one of those seats… preferably the rear seat!
There’s a lot of photoshopping going on, not just talking about the bike.
I scratch my screen, and all I smell is cocaine.
cxracer2009,
You mean how the rear fender is a duplicate of the front fender? Yeah. Clumsy. Good on ya for even noticing the bike had fenders. I think that might mean you’re gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that…
Too bad they’re all bundled up for what appears to be a winter ride.