The ideal tandem

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 thoughts on “The ideal tandem

  1. And besides that, the cranks are alittle oot of synch, eh.

    Empty pump peg.

    Fenders hideously mismounted.

    Rack* not level.

    Abit more housing at the rear brake than I like to see.

    Chain tension looks abit janky on the synch chain.

    Singlespeed, fixed or internally geared? If the latter, it appears they airbrushed the shift cable as well, but I know not por que.

    They ain’t goin’ far in their stocking feet.

    I didn’t know MAL*WART sold T.S.O.s.**

    FAIL!

    *The rack on the bike, perv.
    **Tandem Shaped Objects.

    hopethishelps

  2. Look at the rear wheel, it looks like the front wheel & fork were photoshopped in. Lame…

    I’d still do Brunette…

  3. cxracer2009,
    You mean how the rear fender is a duplicate of the front fender? Yeah. Clumsy. Good on ya for even noticing the bike had fenders. I think that might mean you’re gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that…